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[NUKE9.13]

Engage in pointless conversation. Talk about the weather, maybe.

Also I am away on vacation so have someone else run bubbles for the next while.

[IronyOwl]

I can do that.

Dutifully serve as Iron's meat shield and pack mule. Say "Thank you Sir, may I have another?" when he inevitably slaps me for being such a worthless servant.

[Bardum Idith]

Dutifully serve as Iron's meat shield and pack mule. Say "Thank you Sir, may I have another?" when he inevitably slaps me for being such a worthless servant.

You may do this. But I'll wait for NUKE to announce his character's murderer deputy.

Go through that tunnel-thing.

You go towards a darker patch on the wall. It really seems to be a tunnel.
After a short distance you notice that the walls left and right of you are gone. You are most likely in a bigger room.
There are five pairs of eyes staring at you!

"What are you doing here??", a female voice asks you.

>_

Engage in pointless conversation. Talk about the weather, maybe.

"Uhm, how's was weather down here?"

The elven woman sits up. Now she looks more confused than frightened. She doesn't respond...

>_


Status:

Spoiler: Elven Woman (click to show/hide)

HP: 3/10

Natural Armor:
 (6) Head: 3
 (5-4) Upper Body: 5
 (3) Lower Body:3
 (2) Arms: 4
 (1) Legs: 4

Attacks
 Punch: hit+0, 1d8 dmg
 Kick: hit-1, 1d12 dmg
 Bite: hit+0, 2d4 dmg

Spoiler: Iron Boatbucket (click to show/hide)

HP: 7/10
Skills:
 Competent Fish Cleaner (+1.5)
 Novice Striker (+0.5)
 Novice Herbalist (+0.5)
 Novice Cook (+0.5)

Inventory
 Ikudmeng Dodók Nďng: armor+2 (equipped)
 wooden spear: hit+1, 1d12+3 dmg (equipped)
 elk bird horn: hit-1, 2d8 dmg (equipped)
 leather armor (equipped)
 pig tail robe
 3 rations of plump helmet stew
 marble figurine of a badly mangeled torso

Spoiler: Bubbles "Mc"Warhead (click to show/hide)

HP: 6/10
Skills:
 Proficient Soap Maker (+2.5)
 Novice Dodger (+0.5)
 
Inventory
 pig tail robe of the soapmakers' guild (equipped)
 Isethňnul Bistökzuntîr (equipped)
 2 rotten puppy ears
 spinal cord: hit-1, 1d20-3 dmg
 branch: hit-1, 1d12 dmg
 1 piece of soap
 stange old paper

Spoiler: Mish Forkscorn (click to show/hide)

HP: 8/10
Skills:
 Proficient Cheese Maker (+2.5)
 Novice Dodger (+0.5)
 
Inventory
 cave spider silk robe (equipped)
 skull with rotten skin
 unprepared zombie brain

[IronyOwl]

"Well I was looking for a duck, but then I got lost. Where are we?"

[Siquo]

Only now I discover bubbles' dreams of killing me. That's probably been in there since the beginning...

[IronyOwl]

I suspect NUKE may have already left. If so: Strut a bit closer, attempting to casually obviously hold my ROY-ALA-TEE in plain sight. "What's wrong, never seen someone with a roy-ala-tee before?"

I assume he's proud of it.

[Samthere]

Strut a bit closer, attempting to casually obviously hold my *********** in plain sight. "What's wrong, never seen someone with a *********** before?"

I assume he's proud of it.

COME ON DUDE, THAT'S JUST NOT APPROPRIATE.

[Ochita]

...Its a bit small, isn't it?...

[IronyOwl]

IT IS MASSIVE AND GLORIOUS.

And she obviously wants it. Everyone does.

[Ochita]

If to kill you, then yeah.

[Cheddarius]

Given that it's likely the only one in the world, it would follow that it's the biggest she's ever seen, yes?

[Bardum Idith]

"Well I was looking for a duck, but then I got lost. Where are we?"

Somebody spawns a magical light!
You can see that the voice came from a dark fairy. She is flying besides a tunnel.

"Um, okay... These are the dungeons of ultimate evil. You somehow managed to get into our staff room."
"Well... I better lead you to the entrance hall so you can explore the parts of the construction that are open for tourists. Plesae follow me!"

You hear something grunting in the dark. The sounds seem to belong to a large beast...

>_

Strut a bit closer, attempting to casually obviously hold my ROY-ALA-TEE in plain sight. "What's wrong, never seen someone with a roy-ala-tee before?"

You show your ROY-ALA-TEE to the elven woman. She looks frightened.

"What is... that?? And who are you?"

>_


Status:

Spoiler: Elven Woman (click to show/hide)

HP: 3/10

Natural Armor:
 (6) Head: 3
 (5-4) Upper Body: 5
 (3) Lower Body:3
 (2) Arms: 4
 (1) Legs: 4

Attacks
 Punch: hit+0, 1d8 dmg
 Kick: hit-1, 1d12 dmg
 Bite: hit+0, 2d4 dmg

Spoiler: Iron Boatbucket (click to show/hide)

HP: 7/10
Skills:
 Competent Fish Cleaner (+1.5)
 Novice Striker (+0.5)
 Novice Herbalist (+0.5)
 Novice Cook (+0.5)

Inventory
 Ikudmeng Dodók Nďng: armor+2 (equipped)
 wooden spear: hit+1, 1d12+3 dmg (equipped)
 elk bird horn: hit-1, 2d8 dmg (equipped)
 leather armor (equipped)
 pig tail robe
 3 rations of plump helmet stew
 marble figurine of a ROY-ALA-TEE

Spoiler: Bubbles "Mc"Warhead (click to show/hide)

HP: 6/10
Skills:
 Proficient Soap Maker (+2.5)
 Novice Dodger (+0.5)
 
Inventory
 pig tail robe of the soapmakers' guild (equipped)
 Isethňnul Bistökzuntîr (equipped)
 2 rotten puppy ears
 spinal cord: hit-1, 1d20-3 dmg
 branch: hit-1, 1d12 dmg
 1 piece of soap
 stange old paper

Spoiler: Mish Forkscorn (click to show/hide)

HP: 8/10
Skills:
 Proficient Cheese Maker (+2.5)
 Novice Dodger (+0.5)
 
Inventory
 cave spider silk robe (equipped)
 skull with rotten skin
 unprepared zombie brain

[Bardum Idith]

[Askot Bokbondeler]

pffft, i can't believe those losers let this die. kill them all and move on to the next guys on the waiting list.

[maxicaxi]

FALCON JOIN

Max Cheesemurdered
Wood Burner