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[Halmie]

Attempt to poison the demon with a fart.

[Bardum Idith]

Attempt to poison the demon with a fart.

...Okay

But you have to eat something to do this...

[Bardum Idith]

BUMP!

[Ochita]

Hmmm Theres something that is not like the others here....

[NUKE9.13]

Oh hey lookit.
Enter the pyramid.

[Bardum Idith]

Attempt to poison the demon with a fart.

You eat your dirty +draltha cheese+ to produce some bowel gas. The cheese is delicious, but has an really bad aftertaste. Like rotten meat...
You feel slightly sick now, but satiated.

Anyway, you fart! The fog demon is badly hurt!

"Oh have mercy, great gas master! I'll give you all my matter, but please don't contaminate me!"

>_

In any case, leave my delicious warm stew behind and dart back down to see if anything's changed below. If not, run back up, reclaim my stew, swallow heavily, and press ALL THE BUTTONS.

Get ready to run if that's a magma gate.

You go down a few steps.
That doesn't look good. And it's !!hot!!


Back up you rapidly press all the buttons. The gears are moving again, but they make a lot of noise this time...
You hear something crack! The door opens and reveals a dark passageway.

>_

Enter the pyramid.

You ENTER THE PYRAMID!

You go downstairs. It's awfully dark in there, but your ROY-ALA-TEE provides you with some light.
There is some humanoid figure lying in front of you! It doesn't move. You cannot see the end of the room yet...

>_


Status:

Spoiler: Fog Demon (click to show/hide)

HP: whining

Attacks
Punch: hit+0, 1d10 dmg

Spoiler: Iron Boatbucket (click to show/hide)

HP: 8/10
Skills:
 Competent Fish Cleaner (+1.5)
 Novice Striker (+0.5)
 Novice Herbalist (+0.5)
 Novice Cook (+0.5)

Inventory
 Ikudmeng Dodók Nďng: armor+2 (equipped)
 wooden spear: hit+1, 1d12+3 dmg (equipped)
 elk bird horn: hit-1, 2d8 dmg (equipped)
 leather armor (equipped)
 pig tail robe
 3 rations of plump helmet stew
 marble figurine of Nolthag Eelumbra the giant glob

Spoiler: Bubbles "Mc"Warhead (click to show/hide)

HP: 6/10
Skills:
 Proficient Soap Maker (+2.5)
 Novice Dodger (+0.5)
 
Inventory
 pig tail robe of the soapmakers' guild (equipped)
 Isethňnul Bistökzuntîr (equipped)
 2 rotten puppy ears
 spinal cord: hit-1, 1d20-3 dmg
 branch: hit-1, 1d12 dmg
 1 piece of soap
 stange old paper

Spoiler: Mish Forkscorn (click to show/hide)

HP: 8/10
Skills:
 Proficient Cheese Maker (+2.5)
 Novice Dodger (+0.5)
 
Inventory
 cave spider silk robe (equipped)
 skull with rotten skin
 unprepared zombie brain

[IronyOwl]

Attempt Prince of Persia style acrobatics across the various not-yet-submerged rocks.

But really, dash through the door quickly.

[Askot Bokbondeler]

screw acrobatics, i present you the of prince of persia of the future

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

[IronyOwl]

That's awesome, but unless the car is magma-proof it still doesn't help me much.

...actually, since when has driving off a flight of stairs NOT catapulted a car across the burning chasm? When there was just one guy in it, I mean. If I had a gaggle of mooks I'd be screwed.

[NUKE9.13]

Inspect trousers (of the dead guy)

[Bardum Idith]

Argh, I forgot that Halmie won't be online this week.
His situation has changed too much, I'll just skip his turn.

But really, dash through the door quickly.

You quickly run into the dark tunnel. It's pitch black in here.
You only hope that there won't be any obstacles...


THUMP!
You bump against something. It is hard.
You lose 1 HP.

>_

Inspect trousers (of the dead guy)

You go towards the human shape.
It's alive! And the guy is an elven woman, wearing a dress...
She is chained to the ground and looks at you with +FEAR+ in her eyes.

>_


Status:

Spoiler: Elven Woman (click to show/hide)

HP: 3/10

Natural Armor:
 (6) Head: 3
 (5-4) Upper Body: 5
 (3) Lower Body:3
 (2) Arms: 4
 (1) Legs: 4

Attacks
 Punch: hit+0, 1d8 dmg
 Kick: hit-1, 1d12 dmg
 Bite: hit+0, 2d4 dmg

Spoiler: Iron Boatbucket (click to show/hide)

HP: 7/10
Skills:
 Competent Fish Cleaner (+1.5)
 Novice Striker (+0.5)
 Novice Herbalist (+0.5)
 Novice Cook (+0.5)

Inventory
 Ikudmeng Dodók Nďng: armor+2 (equipped)
 wooden spear: hit+1, 1d12+3 dmg (equipped)
 elk bird horn: hit-1, 2d8 dmg (equipped)
 leather armor (equipped)
 pig tail robe
 3 rations of plump helmet stew
 marble figurine of a generic piece of wall

Spoiler: Bubbles "Mc"Warhead (click to show/hide)

HP: 6/10
Skills:
 Proficient Soap Maker (+2.5)
 Novice Dodger (+0.5)
 
Inventory
 pig tail robe of the soapmakers' guild (equipped)
 Isethňnul Bistökzuntîr (equipped)
 2 rotten puppy ears
 spinal cord: hit-1, 1d20-3 dmg
 branch: hit-1, 1d12 dmg
 1 piece of soap
 stange old paper

Spoiler: Mish Forkscorn (click to show/hide)

HP: 8/10
Skills:
 Proficient Cheese Maker (+2.5)
 Novice Dodger (+0.5)
 
Inventory
 cave spider silk robe (equipped)
 skull with rotten skin
 unprepared zombie brain

[Ultimuh]

I see where this is going.. some people in this place kill elves for no reason at all.. *sigh*

[Cheddarius]

This is a finely crafted +FEAR+. It has an engraving of a cheese. This relates to the murder of the Elven Woman by NUKE9.13 in the year of 2010. It menaces with spikes.

[IronyOwl]

Ow. Go through that tunnel-thing.

Also did you edit that picture to be much brighter, or was that just glare/monitor issues?

[Bardum Idith]

Also did you edit that picture to be much brighter, or was that just glare/monitor issues?

Nah, the picture is still the same. I just added the elf's profile.