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[Halmie]

Oh, thought I'd had my go, hmmm...


>Poke fog.

[NUKE9.13]

>Chase puppies

[Bardum Idith]

Continue heading in the direction I had to face to get to them should they prove uninteresting.

Argh, those rocks are hot!
You lose 1 HP!

The whole cave is uncomfortably hot. You fear your yummy plump helmet stew may rot very quickly here...

>_

>Poke fog.

You poke the fog. It is gaseous.


Suddenly the fog becomes more solid. It throws you down on the ground for 1 damage!
It's a fog demon!

>_

>Chase puppies

speed check(>3): d6=4
You manage to catch up with the puppies, who are running towards the pyramid. You could hit them now...
You hear strange whispering voices all around you. You suspect the ROY-ALA-TEE's magic to be responsible.

>_


Status:

Spoiler: Zombie Puppy (click to show/hide)

HP: panicked!

Natural Armor:
(6) Head: 3
(5-4) Upper Body: 4
(3) Lower Body: 3
(2-1) Legs: 4

Attacks
bite: hit+0, 2d6 dmg

Spoiler: Fog Demon (click to show/hide)

HP: gaseous

Attacks
Punch: hit+0, 1d12 dmg

Spoiler: Iron Boatbucket (click to show/hide)

HP: 7/10
Skills:
 Competent Fish Cleaner (+1.5)
 Novice Striker (+0.5)
 Novice Herbalist (+0.5)
 Novice Cook (+0.5)

Inventory
 Ikudmeng Dodók Nďng: armor+2 (equipped)
 wooden spear: hit+1, 1d12+3 dmg (equipped)
 elk bird horn: hit-1, 2d8 dmg (equipped)
 leather armor (equipped)
 pig tail robe
 3 rations of plump helmet stew
 marble figurine of a pile of metabolism's final product

Spoiler: Bubbles "Mc"Warhead (click to show/hide)

HP: 6/10
Skills:
 Proficient Soap Maker (+2.5)
 Novice Dodger (+0.5)
 
Inventory
 pig tail robe of the soapmakers' guild (equipped)
 Isethňnul Bistökzuntîr (equipped)
 2 rotten puppy ears
 branch: hit-1, 1d12 dmg
 1 piece of soap
 stange old paper

Spoiler: Mish Forkscorn (click to show/hide)

HP: 9/10
Skills:
 Proficient Cheese Maker (+2.5)
 
Inventory
 cave spider silk robe (equipped)
 rock: hit-1, 1d8+2 dmg (equipped)
 skull with rotten skin
 dirty +draltha cheese+
 unprepared zombie brain

[Haspen]

I don't know which randomity is more hillarious.

The one of caves or the one of Iron's marble figurine

[NUKE9.13]

Grab yon spinal cord and use it as a whip against the puppies.
Ignore voices.

[IronyOwl]

Oh no, not the stew! Hurry past the rocks, seeking a way out or that nefarious dook!

[Halmie]

>Throw rock at fog.

[Bardum Idith]

Grab yon spinal cord and use it as a whip against the puppies.
Ignore voices.

hit: d6-1=0, evade: d6=6
You strike the earth! It is still alive. Like the voices.

>_

Oh no, not the stew! Hurry past the rocks, seeking a way out or that nefarious dook!

You run for your stew's life!
At the end of the tunnel a stairway appears. You go upwards...


You are now standing in a small greenish chamber. There is a massive door without any handle. 12 stone buttons are on the wall next to it.

The stew is a bit warm, but smells normal.


>_

>Throw rock at fog.

hit: d6-1=4, evade: d6-2=4
You almost hit the fog demon.


hit: d6=4, evade: d6=5
The fog demon hits you, but it is in a too gaseous form.

>_


Status:

Spoiler: Zombie Puppy (click to show/hide)

HP: panicked!

Natural Armor:
(6) Head: 3
(5-4) Upper Body: 4
(3) Lower Body: 3
(2-1) Legs: 4

Attacks
bite: hit+0, 2d6 dmg

Spoiler: Fog Demon (click to show/hide)

HP: gaseous

Attacks
Punch: hit+0, 1d12 dmg

Spoiler: Iron Boatbucket (click to show/hide)

HP: 8/10
Skills:
 Competent Fish Cleaner (+1.5)
 Novice Striker (+0.5)
 Novice Herbalist (+0.5)
 Novice Cook (+0.5)

Inventory
 Ikudmeng Dodók Nďng: armor+2 (equipped)
 wooden spear: hit+1, 1d12+3 dmg (equipped)
 elk bird horn: hit-1, 2d8 dmg (equipped)
 leather armor (equipped)
 pig tail robe
 3 rations of plump helmet stew
 marble figurine of a rotten plump helmet stew

Spoiler: Bubbles "Mc"Warhead (click to show/hide)

HP: 6/10
Skills:
 Proficient Soap Maker (+2.5)
 Novice Dodger (+0.5)
 
Inventory
 pig tail robe of the soapmakers' guild (equipped)
 Isethňnul Bistökzuntîr (equipped)
 spinal cord: hit-1, 1d20-3 dmg (equipped)
 2 rotten puppy ears
 branch: hit-1, 1d12 dmg
 1 piece of soap
 stange old paper

Spoiler: Mish Forkscorn (click to show/hide)

HP: 10/10
Skills:
 Proficient Cheese Maker (+2.5)
 
Inventory
 cave spider silk robe (equipped)
 skull with rotten skin
 dirty +draltha cheese+
 unprepared zombie brain

[Halmie]

>Charge at the fog.

[wolfchild]

Waitlist ME, if i can i request i be a wolfman masquerading as a dwarf, otherwise il be Yar Bitenosed Pottash maker

[wolfchild]

this is an awesome thred

Chants; this is not a bump

[NUKE9.13]

Follow the puppies to the pyramid. It's where I was trying to go anyway.

[Halmie]

I won't be available for the next two weeks. 

[IronyOwl]

Examine SHINY BUTTONS!

And sorry to hear about your impending absence.

[Haspen]

@Halmie: Quick, make a plan of next three turns or something :O