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[Haspen]

Oh crap
I thought I had posted; my bad.

Anyway.

>Point the ROY-ALA-TEE at the puppies and mumble something mystical-sounding.

Awww, he is alive :C So is the game

[Bardum Idith]

"Ahhh, but me MAKE yummy stew also! Eat flesh once, eat stew many times!"

Attempt to tame Bearmna.

You try to tame the bearmna™ with the force of argument!
"Bearmna understaaand! You be friends. You can help bearmna. Duck stole cape of bearmna."


He uses his wizardy powers to open a mysterious portal!
"Duck came through portal. Bearmna can make portal."

>_

Head to the cave thing, ignoring the fight.

You crouch through the small hole in the rock structure. In the cave's wall there are blue glowing cracks.
The floor is covered by a mist that moves as if there was wind.

>_

>Point the ROY-ALA-TEE at the puppies and mumble something mystical-sounding.

"Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!"
wizardry check(>5): d6=1
Nothing mystical happens. At least nothing noticeable...


hit: d6=1, evade: d6=6
hit: d6=5, evade: d6=6
hit: d6=4, evade: d6=5
The puppies attack, but you dodge like a PRO!
Bubbles "Mc"Warhead, Soap Maker, is more experienced!
You are a Novice Dodger now!

>_

Status:

Spoiler: Zombie Puppy (click to show/hide)

HP: möööp

Natural Armor:
(6) Head: 3
(5-4) Upper Body: 4
(3) Lower Body: 3
(2-1) Legs: 4

Attacks
bite: hit+0, 2d6 dmg

Spoiler: Bearmna™ (click to show/hide)

HP: 15/15

Natural Armor:
(6) Head: 3
(5-4) Upper Body: 5
(3) Lower Body: 4
(2-1) Legs: 5

Skills
Master Wizard (+6)
Accomplished Detonator (+5)

Attacks
Bite: hit+0, 2d12 dmg
Hit: hit+0, 1d20 dmg

Spoiler: Iron Boatbucket (click to show/hide)

HP: 8/10
Skills:
 Competent Fish Cleaner (+1.5)
 Novice Striker (+0.5)
 Novice Herbalist (+0.5)
 Novice Cook (+0.5)

Inventory
 Ikudmeng Dodók Nïng: armor+2 (equipped)
 wooden spear: hit+1, 1d12+3 dmg (equipped)
 elk bird horn: hit-1, 2d8 dmg (equipped)
 leather armor (equipped)
 pig tail robe
 3 rations of plump helmet stew
 marble figurine of a molten beartrap

Spoiler: Bubbles "Mc"Warhead (click to show/hide)

HP: 7/10
Skills:
 Proficient Soap Maker (+2.5)
 Novice Dodger (+0.5)
 
Inventory
 pig tail robe of the soapmakers' guild (equipped)
 Isethònul Bistökzuntîr (equipped)
 2 rotten puppy ears
 branch: hit-1, 1d12 dmg
 1 piece of soap
 stange old paper

Spoiler: Mish Forkscorn (click to show/hide)

HP: 10/10
Skills:
 Proficient Cheese Maker (+2.5)
 
Inventory
 cave spider silk robe (equipped)
 rock: hit-1, 1d8+2 dmg (equipped)
 skull with rotten skin
 dirty +draltha cheese+
 unprepared zombie brain

[Haspen]

Hahah, I lol'd at Bubbles' speech.

Cthulhu fhtagn, hell yeah

Also: I wonder where Kib and Iron (and his marble figurine of... what? Lol XD) will end.

[NUKE9.13]

I am not sure where you are going with this. As long as I receive a pincushion full of glass golf tees I am fine with it, though.

HMM

I guess I need some sort of Wizardry bonus.

>Stab my own hand with the ROY-ALA-TEE. Let my lifeforce flow freely and unleash the dark potential of the mystical artifact. Then repeat my previous action.

[IronyOwl]

"Yaaaaaaay! We help get cape back!"

Dive through the portal, heedless of how I'm supposed to get back.

[SHAD0Wdump]

Aw crap... I worked hard to get that cape on me dook!

[NUKE9.13]

"Yaaaaaaay! We help get cape back!"

Dive through the portal, heedless of how I'm supposed to get back.

You feel... different... shorter, and, somehow, stupider.

Aw crap... I worked hard to get that cape on me dook!

...no you didn't.

[SHAD0Wdump]

Aw crap... I worked hard to get that cape on me dook!

...no you didn't.

Hard enough!

[Bardum Idith]

Yay, forum game interference! 

[Halmie]

>Inspect the cracks, then continue down the tunnel if I can, if I can't look for a convenient digging tool lying round.

[Bardum Idith]

>Stab my own hand with the ROY-ALA-TEE. Let my lifeforce flow freely and unleash the dark potential of the mystical artifact. Then repeat my previous action.

Ouch! You stab yourself for 1 HP! The ROY-ALA-TEE is now bloody bloody!
"Iä! Iä! Cthulhu fhtagn!"
wizardry check(>5): d6+0.5=6.5
The artifact starts shooting rays of a terrible color...


The undead and unfeeling puppies run away frightened!
Isethònul Bistökzuntîr keeps doing lighty stuff...

>_

"Yaaaaaaay! We help get cape back!"

Dive through the portal, heedless of how I'm supposed to get back.

You enter the portal! The world turns red!
You hear Kib's faint voice saying something to you before the portal closes.

You are standing in a cavern of red-orange rock. It's really hot down here!
You cannot see any capes, nor any ducks. Has Bearmna™ fooled you? Or is he just so stupid?

>_

>Inspect the cracks, then continue down the tunnel if I can, if I can't look for a convenient digging tool lying round.

You go forward a bit, but the cave's end is reached soon.
The fog follows you! It gathers to form something!

>_


Status:

Spoiler: Zombie Puppy (click to show/hide)

HP: panicked!

Natural Armor:
(6) Head: 3
(5-4) Upper Body: 4
(3) Lower Body: 3
(2-1) Legs: 4

Attacks
bite: hit+0, 2d6 dmg

Spoiler: Iron Boatbucket (click to show/hide)

HP: 8/10
Skills:
 Competent Fish Cleaner (+1.5)
 Novice Striker (+0.5)
 Novice Herbalist (+0.5)
 Novice Cook (+0.5)

Inventory
 Ikudmeng Dodók Nïng: armor+2 (equipped)
 wooden spear: hit+1, 1d12+3 dmg (equipped)
 elk bird horn: hit-1, 2d8 dmg (equipped)
 leather armor (equipped)
 pig tail robe
 3 rations of plump helmet stew
 marble figurine of the rocks you see RIGHT NOW

Spoiler: Bubbles "Mc"Warhead (click to show/hide)

HP: 6/10
Skills:
 Proficient Soap Maker (+2.5)
 Novice Dodger (+0.5)
 
Inventory
 pig tail robe of the soapmakers' guild (equipped)
 Isethònul Bistökzuntîr (equipped)
 2 rotten puppy ears
 branch: hit-1, 1d12 dmg
 1 piece of soap
 stange old paper

Spoiler: Mish Forkscorn (click to show/hide)

HP: 10/10
Skills:
 Proficient Cheese Maker (+2.5)
 
Inventory
 cave spider silk robe (equipped)
 rock: hit-1, 1d8+2 dmg (equipped)
 skull with rotten skin
 dirty +draltha cheese+
 unprepared zombie brain

[IronyOwl]

marble figurine of the rocks you see RIGHT NOW

It's a sign! Try to remember what Kib was saying, then examine rocks.

Continue heading in the direction I had to face to get to them should they prove uninteresting.

[Bardum Idith]

[Urist McOverlord]

Not while I'M still waitlisted it won't.

[Haspen]

DM: Magically obliterate lagging people, go on with the list