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[Bardum Idith]

Dance for bearmna.

You dance for the bearmna™!
He takes a deep breath, enjoying the rot-burn odour.
"You food!"

>_

>Pick up one puppy by its ears and use it to smack the other puppies.

You pull the puppy by its ears, ripping them off!
The puppies have become enraged!


hit: d6=6, evade: d6=5, dmg: 2d6=7
The undead puppy bites your arm for 1 damage!
hit: d6=2, evade: d6=1, dmg: 2d6=7
The cuddly zombie bites in your chest! It deals 1 point of damage!

"STOP!"


An evil sort of fluffy wambler appears!
"I heard you demand something from my master. Roy ala tees? What is that?"

>_

>I run to the top of the stairs, grabbing a rock as I go, smash the rock on the zombies head then try to shove it down the stairs.

You pick up a rock and attack the zombie!
hit: d6-1=3, evade: d6-1=2
You hit the neck. The head is severed from the rotten body!


The zombie's rotten brain rolls out of the head. It glows in an evil light.
The zombie seems to be dead. Far more than before.

>_


Status:

Spoiler: Zombie Puppy (click to show/hide)

HP: aww, cute!

Natural Armor:
(6) Head: 3
(5-4) Upper Body: 4
(3) Lower Body: 3
(2-1) Legs: 4

Attacks
bite: hit+0, 2d6 dmg

Spoiler: Bearmna™ (click to show/hide)

HP: 15/15

Natural Armor:
(6) Head: 3
(5-4) Upper Body: 5
(3) Lower Body: 4
(2-1) Legs: 5

Skills
Master Wizard (+6)
Accomplished Detonator (+5)

Attacks
Bite: hit+0, 2d12 dmg
Hit: hit+0, 1d20 dmg

Spoiler: Iron Boatbucket (click to show/hide)

HP: 8/10
Skills:
 Competent Fish Cleaner (+1.5)
 Novice Striker (+0.5)
 Novice Herbalist (+0.5)
 Novice Cook (+0.5)

Inventory
 Ikudmeng Dodók Nïng: armor+2 (equipped)
 wooden spear: hit+1, 1d12+3 dmg (equipped)
 elk bird horn: hit-1, 2d8 dmg (equipped)
 leather armor (equipped)
 pig tail robe
 4 rations of plump helmet stew
 marble figurine of a roy-ala-tee

Spoiler: Bubbles "Mc"Warhead (click to show/hide)

HP: 7/10
Skills:
 Proficient Soap Maker (+2.5)
 
Inventory
 pig tail robe of the soapmakers' guild (equipped)
 2 rotten puppy ears (equipped)
 branch: hit-1, 1d12 dmg
 1 piece of soap
 stange old paper

Spoiler: Mish Forkscorn (click to show/hide)

HP: 10/10
Skills:
 Proficient Cheese Maker (+2.5)
 
Inventory
 cave spider silk robe (equipped)
 rock: hit-1, 1d8+2 dmg (equipped)
 skull with rotten skin (bah!)
 +draltha cheese+ (contaminated with rotten skin)

[Ultimuh]

If I were you, I would find a way to store the brain, without it spoiling over time.
But.. that's just my opinion.

[NUKE9.13]

ROY-ALA-TEES, my good... fairy, is currency paid to the creator of an idea whenever said idea is used. But pronounced all wrong and with an extra a for no apparent reason. Maybe I can't read. What of it? Not good enough for you now that my SHAMEFUL ILLITERACY has been revealed? WELL, SCREW YOU. I NEVER LIKED YOUR PANTS ANYWAY.
>SMACK THAT FAIRY UPSIDE THE HEAD

Let's not do that.

"ROY-ALA-TEES are multicoloured pointy glass things provided to the creator of an idea whenever said idea is used. Do you have some for me?"

[IronyOwl]

"Me not food! THIS is food!"

Give bearmna some stew.

[Haspen]

> As an odour, it's my duty to stick to that food!

Become one with the stew of doubtful quality.

[Halmie]

> Take the brain as another prise, then head on.

[Bardum Idith]

"ROY-ALA-TEES are multicoloured pointy glass things provided to the creator of an idea whenever said idea is used. Do you have some for me?"

"Okay, we happen to have one of these."
The fairy summons a pointy glass scepter and gives it to you.

You got Isethònul Bistökzuntîr, "Questmirror The Hairy Anvil"!
This is a clear glass scepter. All craftdwarfship is of the highest quality. It is decorated with a sphere of green glass and spikes of crystal glass.

"Have fun with the doggies!"
Then she teleports away...

>_

"Me not food! THIS is food!"

Give bearmna some stew.

The bearmna™ eats the smelly stew.
"You eat yummy food. Your flesh yummy too!"

>_

> Take the brain as another prise, then head on.

You pick up the brain and put it in your backpack full of nasty stuff. It smells awful in there...
Then you head on...


You enter a great olivine cavern. There is a dwarf surrounded by cute undead puppies.
Something teleports away.

>_


Status:

Spoiler: Zombie Puppy (click to show/hide)

HP: x_x

Natural Armor:
(6) Head: 3
(5-4) Upper Body: 4
(3) Lower Body: 3
(2-1) Legs: 4

Attacks
bite: hit+0, 2d6 dmg

Spoiler: Bearmna™ (click to show/hide)

HP: 15/15

Natural Armor:
(6) Head: 3
(5-4) Upper Body: 5
(3) Lower Body: 4
(2-1) Legs: 5

Skills
Master Wizard (+6)
Accomplished Detonator (+5)

Attacks
Bite: hit+0, 2d12 dmg
Hit: hit+0, 1d20 dmg

Spoiler: Iron Boatbucket (click to show/hide)

HP: 8/10
Skills:
 Competent Fish Cleaner (+1.5)
 Novice Striker (+0.5)
 Novice Herbalist (+0.5)
 Novice Cook (+0.5)

Inventory
 Ikudmeng Dodók Nïng: armor+2 (equipped)
 wooden spear: hit+1, 1d12+3 dmg (equipped)
 elk bird horn: hit-1, 2d8 dmg (equipped)
 leather armor (equipped)
 pig tail robe
 3 rations of plump helmet stew
 marble figurine of a bone figurine

Spoiler: Bubbles "Mc"Warhead (click to show/hide)

HP: 7/10
Skills:
 Proficient Soap Maker (+2.5)
 
Inventory
 pig tail robe of the soapmakers' guild (equipped)
 2 rotten puppy ears (equipped)
 branch: hit-1, 1d12 dmg
 1 piece of soap
 stange old paper
 Isethònul Bistökzuntîr

Spoiler: Mish Forkscorn (click to show/hide)

HP: 10/10
Skills:
 Proficient Cheese Maker (+2.5)
 
Inventory
 cave spider silk robe (equipped)
 rock: hit-1, 1d8+2 dmg (equipped)
 skull with rotten skin
 dirty +draltha cheese+
 unprepared zombie brain

[Haspen]

Bearmna's skills actually frighten me a little

Also: marble figurine of bone figurine rlz.

[IronyOwl]

"Ahhh, but me MAKE yummy stew also! Eat flesh once, eat stew many times!"

Attempt to tame Bearmna.


And yes, I'm very happy I kept the figurine.

[Cheddarius]

Marble figurine of a boner figurine.
Do it.

[Halmie]

Head to the cave thing, ignoring the fight.

[Bardum Idith]

BUMP!

NUKE still alive??

[Haspen]

BUMP!

NUKE still alive??

KILL >:3

[IronyOwl]

Alas, with his nemesis slain it seems he's lost the will to continue.

Spoiler: Actual Spoiler (click to show/hide)

That machine better hurry up and zombiefy Siq.

[NUKE9.13]

Oh crap
I thought I had posted; my bad.

Anyway.

>Point the ROY-ALA-TEE at the puppies and mumble something mystical-sounding.