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[Halmie]

Pro-tip: Stab NUKE in the back! Before he does it to you!

shhhh...

[Bardum Idith]

>Deploy battle cry: I NEVER LIKED YOUR PANTS ANYWAY
>stab the little hooky bit on the end of the stick into one of its eyes. Stick, twist, pull.

hit: d6-1=1, evade: d6-1=3
The zombie dodges away...


hit: d6-1=4, evade: d6=1, dmg: 1d12=8
The zombie kicks you in the upper body dealing 1 point of damage!

>_

> Enter, if I see any rocks on the ground I'll grab one, keeping it at the ready while trying to look friendly incase I meet anyone who doen't want to kill me but doesn't want to get bashed over the head.

You pick up a rock and go downwards...
On the way you hear somebody shouting!
You arrive at another stairway, with the remains of a dead person (+trousers!) next to it. You can hear sounds from below...

>_

Put on the leather armor, dual wield spear and elkbird horn. Then rush up to the meeting hall.

You meet Kib in the great hall.
"Let's go now!"


Shortly after that you arrive at the former battlefield.
"Hmm, this blood seems to lead somewhere. Maybe we should investigate what happened here, what do you think?"

>_


Status:

Spoiler: Zombie (click to show/hide)

HP: negative

Natural Armor:
(6) Head: 3
(5) Arms: 4
(4-3) Upper Body: 5
(2) Lower Body: 4
(1) Legs: 4

Attacks
Punch: hit+0, 1d8 dmg
Kick: hit-1, 1d12 dmg

Spoiler: Iron Boatbucket (click to show/hide)

HP: 8/10
Skills:
 Competent Fish Cleaner (+1.5)
 Novice Striker (+0.5)
 Novice Herbalist (+0.5)
 Novice Cook (+0.5)

Inventory
 Ikudmeng Dodók Nďng: armor+2 (equipped)
 wooden spear: hit+1, 1d12+3 dmg (equipped)
 elk bird horn: hit-1, 2d8 dmg (equipped)
 leather armor (equipped)
 pig tail robe
 4 rations of plump helmet stew
 marble figurine of a shaved cactus

Spoiler: Bubbles "Mc"Warhead (click to show/hide)

HP: 9/10
Skills:
 Proficient Soap Maker (+2.5)
 
Inventory
 pig tail robe of the soapmakers' guild (equipped)
 branch: hit-1, 1d12 dmg (equipped)
 1 piece of soap
 stange old paper

Spoiler: Mish Forkscorn (click to show/hide)

HP: 10/10
Skills:
 Proficient Cheese Maker (+2.5)
 
Inventory
 cave spider silk robe (equipped)
 rock: hit-1, 1d8+2 dmg (equipped)
 +draltha cheese+

[Halmie]

>Take the skull then head downstairs.

[NUKE9.13]

Shout 'Hey look over there', then push it over and run off.

[Haspen]

Can I be that zombie while I wait for my turn?

If yes:

> Try to hug that nice bearded person who shows me that wonderful stick so closely, and bite him to show him my gratitude.

[Bardum Idith]

Shout 'Hey look over there', then push it over and run off.

Back upwards or deeper into the tunnel?

Can I be that zombie while I wait for my turn?

No, that zombie can do too much. Maybe you can become something immobile later (tree/mushroom), like Demonic Spoon^^
And the zombie cannot bite (teeth rot away...)

[Haspen]

Aww, damn D:

Well, I will wait then.

[NUKE9.13]

Deeper, obviously. I am not running away, I am running to. To something that is not this undead monster.

[SHAD0Wdump]

And the zombie cannot bite (teeth rot away...)

Gum him to death!

[IronyOwl]

marble figurine of a shaved cactus

Best one yet. 

"Yeah, this probably leads to whatever killed the dwarf and stole the elkbird corpse. Let's follow!"

[Bardum Idith]

>Take the skull then head downstairs.

You put the skull with rotten skin in your backpack and go downwards.
You see a dwarf running from a zombie. The undead has not noticed you yet...

>_

Deeper, obviously. I am not running away, I am running to. To something that is not this undead monster.

You run along the tunnel and climb down the stairs on it's end. The walls' material turns into olivine.
The zombie seems to have fallen behind.

>_

"Yeah, this probably leads to whatever killed the dwarf and stole the elkbird corpse. Let's follow!"

You and Kib follow the trail...

You arrive at a cave entrance. There are bones of dog-sized quadrupeds lying outside the cave.
"That could be dangerous...", Kib mumbles.

You sense a strange odour. Rotten and burnt...

>_


Status:

Spoiler: Zombie (click to show/hide)

HP: paradox

Natural Armor:
(6) Head: 3
(5) Arms: 4
(4-3) Upper Body: 5
(2) Lower Body: 4
(1) Legs: 4

Attacks
Punch: hit+0, 1d8 dmg
Kick: hit-1, 1d12 dmg

Spoiler: Iron Boatbucket (click to show/hide)

HP: 8/10
Skills:
 Competent Fish Cleaner (+1.5)
 Novice Striker (+0.5)
 Novice Herbalist (+0.5)
 Novice Cook (+0.5)

Inventory
 Ikudmeng Dodók Nďng: armor+2 (equipped)
 wooden spear: hit+1, 1d12+3 dmg (equipped)
 elk bird horn: hit-1, 2d8 dmg (equipped)
 leather armor (equipped)
 pig tail robe
 4 rations of plump helmet stew
 marble figurine of a blunt spike trap

Spoiler: Bubbles "Mc"Warhead (click to show/hide)

HP: 9/10
Skills:
 Proficient Soap Maker (+2.5)
 
Inventory
 pig tail robe of the soapmakers' guild (equipped)
 branch: hit-1, 1d12 dmg (equipped)
 1 piece of soap
 stange old paper

Spoiler: Mish Forkscorn (click to show/hide)

HP: 10/10
Skills:
 Proficient Cheese Maker (+2.5)
 
Inventory
 cave spider silk robe (equipped)
 rock: hit-1, 1d8+2 dmg (equipped)
 skull with rotten skin (bah!)
 +draltha cheese+ (contaminated with rotten skin)

[Haspen]

I become Rotten and Burn Odour! And I invade Kib's (and Iron's) nostrils.

[IronyOwl]

Pause in trepidation.

"What would smell like that and eat this much?"

[NUKE9.13]

Hmm.
Only in such an environment with colours so horribly garish could possibly the makers of those hideous pants reside.
I owe it to fashion to continue!
>FORWARDS (into the olivine)

[Halmie]

>Throw the rock at the zombies head, if it doesn't go down get the hell out of the building.