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[Bardum Idith]

Oh, yeah, voices. Sooo scary.
I eat voices for breakfast.

Head on down!

You go down the stairway...
A zombie stands in front of you. He is wearing ugly trousers!

>_

"Oh hi Kib, I was just trying to get that elkbird corpse. But it was GONE! So I got the horn and came back here. Also there's a skeleton, I think it might have been a dwarf..."

If Kib has nothing distracting to say, attempt to find/build a kitchen (if necessary) and cook my pear, plump helmet, and muddy cave fish into one delicious meal.

"A dead dwarf?? We should burry him properly. Wait a few minutes, I'll fetch some stuff just in case that we meet more elk birds."


You still have time, so you go search for the kitchen. It is next to the food stockpile under the meeting hall.
cooking check(>4): d6=1, save(>3): d6=5
You mess around with the stove but manage to save the ingredients from being burnt, so you've got a second chance to cook something...

>_


Status:

Spoiler: Zombie (click to show/hide)

HP: ??

Natural Armor:
(6) Head: 3
(5) Arms: 4
(4-3) Upper Body: 5
(2) Lower Body: 4
(1) Legs: 4

Attacks
Punch: hit+0, 1d8 dmg
Kick: hit-1, 1d12 dmg

Spoiler: Iron Boatbucket (click to show/hide)

HP: 8/10
Skills:
 Competent Fish Cleaner (+1.5)
 Novice Striker (+0.5)
 Novice Herbalist (+0.5)

Inventory
 pig tail robe (equipped)
 Ikudmeng Dodók Nďng: armor+2 (equipped)
 wooden spear: hit+1, 1d12+3 dmg (equipped)
 leather armor (usead as shield)
 muddy cave fish
 pear
 marble figurine of a marble pillar
 plump helmet
 elk bird horn: hit-1, 2d8 dmg

Spoiler: Bubbles "Mc"Warhead (click to show/hide)

HP: 10/10
Skills:
 Proficient Soap Maker (+2.5)
 
Inventory
 pig tail robe of the soapmakers' guild (equipped)
 branch: hit-1, 1d12 dmg (equipped)
 1 piece of soap
 stange old paper

Spoiler: Mish Forkscorn (click to show/hide)

HP: 10/10
Skills:
 Proficient Cheese Maker (+2.5)
 
Inventory
 cave spider silk robe (equipped)
 +draltha cheese+

[IronyOwl]

Try again, quickly before Kib gets back!

When she does, accompany her to bury the poor dwarf. Take the roast, if there is one, drop the plump helmet and elkbird horn, if there isn't.

[Halmie]

Check out the structure with the drawbridge, an outpost is easier to escape from if something goes wrong.

[NUKE9.13]

>Greet the zombie. Ask him where he got those pants.

[Bardum Idith]

Try again, quickly before Kib gets back!

cooking check(>4): d6=4, save(>3): d6=6
You burn the food a bit more, but not too much...


cooking check(>4): d6=6
You made a plump helmet roast! It contains minced plump helmet, minced cave fish, minced pear and finely minced mud.
Iron Boatbucket, Fish Cleaner, is more experienced!
You are a Novice Cook now!

You hear somebody entering the meeting hall above you...

>_

Check out the structure with the drawbridge, an outpost is easier to escape from if something goes wrong.

The structure is a small shed with some bones and other rubbish in it. There is a stairway leading downwards into the dark.
Next to the shed is a tree, surrounded by lather. The soapy stuff doesn't seem to suit the tree.

>_

>Greet the zombie. Ask him where he got those pants.

The zombie makes a rattling sound in response.
hit: d6-1=1, evade: d6=6
He moves his leg in a strange way. It seems to be a very poor attempt to kick you.

>_


Status:

Spoiler: Zombie (click to show/hide)

HP: sort of dead

Natural Armor:
(6) Head: 3
(5) Arms: 4
(4-3) Upper Body: 5
(2) Lower Body: 4
(1) Legs: 4

Attacks
Punch: hit+0, 1d8 dmg
Kick: hit-1, 1d12 dmg

Spoiler: Iron Boatbucket (click to show/hide)

HP: 8/10
Skills:
 Competent Fish Cleaner (+1.5)
 Novice Striker (+0.5)
 Novice Herbalist (+0.5)
 Novice Cook (+0.5)

Inventory
 pig tail robe (equipped)
 Ikudmeng Dodók Nďng: armor+2 (equipped)
 wooden spear: hit+1, 1d12+3 dmg (equipped)
 leather armor (usead as shield)
 4 rations of plump helmet stew
 marble figurine of a stalagmite
 elk bird horn: hit-1, 2d8 dmg

Spoiler: Bubbles "Mc"Warhead (click to show/hide)

HP: 10/10
Skills:
 Proficient Soap Maker (+2.5)
 
Inventory
 pig tail robe of the soapmakers' guild (equipped)
 branch: hit-1, 1d12 dmg (equipped)
 1 piece of soap
 stange old paper

Spoiler: Mish Forkscorn (click to show/hide)

HP: 10/10
Skills:
 Proficient Cheese Maker (+2.5)
 
Inventory
 cave spider silk robe (equipped)
 +draltha cheese+

[NUKE9.13]

HE DID NOT JUST TRY TO KICK ME

>Deploy battle cry: I NEVER LIKED YOUR PANTS ANYWAY
>stab the little hooky bit on the end of the stick into one of its eyes. Stick, twist, pull.

[Haspen]

Hey! Iron have a strange figurine! I can swear that last time it was a figurine of a support or something...

[Bardum Idith]

Hey! Iron have a strange figurine! I can swear that last time it was a figurine of a support or something...

Hehe, look at his inventory in all the posts since he got the figurine. It's so abstract...

[Haspen]

Hey! Iron have a strange figurine! I can swear that last time it was a figurine of a support or something...

Hehe, look at his inventory in all the posts since he got the figurine. It's so abstract...

...now it strikes me, I didn't notice WHEN he got the figurine.

When he got it anyway? O.o

Oh gawds, it must be si from ADOM! Run, Iron, Ruuuuun!

[Bardum Idith]

...now it strikes me, I didn't notice WHEN he got the figurine.

In that post (klick "Quote from:...")

...

[Haspen]

Ah yes, sorry, the event of creating that c(r)ap c(r)ap of bones took all my attention.

So... something, then phallic symbol, then demon's tentacle, then marble pillar and a stalagmite at the end.

I bet it will become a 'marble figurine of a spear' and Iron will kill a VIBM (Very Important Badass Monster) with it, just for lulz.

[Bardum Idith]

Yeah 
Samthere inspired me...

Iron Boatbucket, you have crafted an 'abstract' marble dildo.

[IronyOwl]

I bet it will become a 'marble figurine of a spear' and Iron will kill a VIBM (Very Important Badass Monster) with it, just for lulz.

Well I was gonna just put it down, but now I have to carry it around. Thanks a lot.

Oh well, throwing skill is handy anyway.


Put on the leather armor, dual wield spear and elkbird horn. Then rush up to the meeting hall.

[Halmie]

> Enter, if I see any rocks on the ground I'll grab one, keeping it at the ready while trying to look friendly incase I meet anyone who doen't want to kill me but doesn't want to get bashed over the head.

[Siquo]

Pro-tip: Stab NUKE in the back! Before he does it to you!