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[IronyOwl]

Curses again! Who would have thought my thrifty snatching of everything I could pry off the ground would lead to a full inventory?

Grab the elk bird horn and return to base.

BUT I'LL BE BACK.

[Bardum Idith]

While falling, I try to:
- Use the leather bag as a parachute
- Dodge the ground (hey, it worked in the hitchhikers guide)
- Land on top of my companion (he might cushion my fall)
- Land gracefully in water (I heard a splash, earlier)

Your mini-parachute seems to show some effect...


You see and hear your companion fall on the ground with a splashing sound. There also is a strange machine here...

Because your fall is slowed by the leather bag you receive 3d6 damage instead of exploding instantly...

...

3d6=6+4+4=14

You slam into an obstacle! You die!
You took part in two battles and killed one beast on you own. You trained three skills up to novice level.
(Entry on highscore list follows...)

I take the paper, and keep heading downstairs.

You sense a tremor in the force! It feels good...

Then you feel an unholy but faint sort of fear when grabbing the paper.
Taking a few steps towards the stairs you can hear a low voice from below. Scary!

>_

Grab the elk bird horn and return to base.

After a tiring march with all that stuff in your full inventory you arrive at the hideout's meeting hall.
Kib is here. She waves at you.

>_

I better pick a name.
What does Mish Forkscorn, Cheese Maker sound like?

Mish Forkscorn will spawn next turn. Any preferences for hair- or beardstyle?


Status:

Spoiler: Iron Boatbucket (click to show/hide)

HP: 8/10
Skills:
 Competent Fish Cleaner (+1.5)
 Novice Striker (+0.5)
 Novice Herbalist (+0.5)

Inventory
 pig tail robe (equipped)
 Ikudmeng Dodók Nďng: armor+2 (equipped)
 wooden spear: hit+1, 1d12+3 dmg (equipped)
 leather armor (usead as shield)
 muddy cave fish
 pear
 marble figurine of a marble pillar
 plump helmet
 elk bird horn: hit-1, 2d8 dmg

Spoiler: Bubbles "Mc"Warhead (click to show/hide)

HP: 10/10
Skills:
 Proficient Soap Maker (+2.5)
 
Inventory
 pig tail robe of the soapmakers' guild (equipped)
 branch: hit-1, 1d12 dmg (equipped)
 1 piece of soap
 stange old paper

[Askot Bokbondeler]

hehe, waiting list is getting shorter

[NUKE9.13]

Oh, yeah, voices. Sooo scary.
I eat voices for breakfast.

Head on down!

[Siquo]

You sense a tremor in the force! It feels good...

Yeah, rub it in.

At Least I Died In BATTLE!!! 

Do a high-five with head-butt with the devil, who also likes THRESH METAL (and secretly loves German Techno).

Thanks for the game. Just in case this goes quickly, put me at the back of the waiting list, please.

[Bardum Idith]

At Least I Died In BATTLE!!! 

And HEADBANGING! Sort of...


You are now headbanging in hell. There is also one visitor from heaven.

[Askot Bokbondeler]

There is also one visitor from heaven.

the pope...?

[NUKE9.13]

The day the pope wears a beehive will be a funny day indeed.

[Bardum Idith]

There is also one visitor from heaven.

the pope...?

no, Males 

The day the pope wears a beehive will be a funny day indeed.

Uhm... do you mean his poorly drawn crown 

[Askot Bokbondeler]

The day the pope wears a beehive will be a funny day indeed.

yeah, insult the GM's artistic skills, great way to go to the hall of fame

[Haspen]

The tombstones are hillarious.

Also, Bardum - you forgot to update Player's List

One step closer to playing, yes yes yes :3

[Halmie]

Hmmm... No preference for beards or hair. As long as it's quality is up with the others.

[Bardum Idith]

Also, Bardum - you forgot to update Player's List

Argh, this list was only to show if the game is full. There will be 3/3 players constantly for some time, so I just delete this...

[IronyOwl]

"Oh hi Kib, I was just trying to get that elkbird corpse. But it was GONE! So I got the horn and came back here. Also there's a skeleton, I think it might have been a dwarf..."

If Kib has nothing distracting to say, attempt to find/build a kitchen (if necessary) and cook my pear, plump helmet, and muddy cave fish into one delicious meal.

[Bardum Idith]

Mish Forkscorn, Cheese Maker, got a backstory!


As a baby, you were abducted by a goblin snatcher. Of course you don't remember.


Your goblin family turned out to be quite okay, but somehow you couldn't help the feeling that these people weren't your natural parents.


So one night you escape from the dark fortress to seek for your roots.
You follow a random street and after a while you can see a structure that doesn't look like goblins built it...



>_