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[Askot Bokbondeler]

Leechy reinforcements arrive! This seems to become a large scaled battle!

leeches don't have scales!

[NUKE9.13]

Give the tree the soap.
Ask him if he would like to join me on my quest.

[Demonic Spoon]

Hehe, love the tree faces. And marxdwarf? I see what you did there.

Thank Nuke, accept soap, join quest if possible, if not, then tell him that sadly my place is here, photosynthesizing, extremely.

[IronyOwl]

Ask why he's going to seal off a new passageway. And about the shields and spears.

Also I don't think I have that bronze knife anymore.

[Bardum Idith]

Whoohoo! Assist the spearman on the right.

Try to push the leeches back into the chasm with my spear!

"Back to the depths, you foul fiends!"

Battle in progress...
hit: d6+0.5=6.5, evade: d6=6, climb(>3): d6=3
You stab the leech man and it falls...


New leechies arrive! One of them even has a scale cap!
listen check(>3): d6=5
You hear a distant splashing.

>_

Give the tree the soap.
Ask him if he would like to join me on my quest.

The tree seems to be happy about the nicely lathering soap.
You cannot help but getting the strange feeling that the tree cannot speak... and it seems to be stuck in the earth.

>_

Ask why he's going to seal off a new passageway. And about the shields and spears.

Also I don't think I have that bronze knife anymore.

Inventory fixed.


"The passageway was used by an expedition party. The caverns it is leading to are full of nasty things, so we better seal it off."
"The equipment here is for the fighters. It's free to use if going on a mission."

>_


Status:

Spoiler: Generic Leech Man (click to show/hide)

HP: 6
Natural Armor:
(6) Head: 3
(5) Arms: 5
(4-1) Body: 4

Attacks
Bite: hit+0, 2d6 dmg

Possible Weapons
spear: hit+1, 1d10+2 dmg
blowgun: hit-1, 1d8+4 dmg
rock: hit-1, 1d8+2 dmg

Spoiler: Siq Bangerhead (click to show/hide)

HP: 10/10
Skills:
 Adequate Thresher (+1)
 Novice Teacher (+0.5)
 Novice Dodger (+0.5)
 Novice Speardwarf (+0.5)

Inventory
 pig tail robe
 branch: hit+0, 1d12 dmg
 threshed iron (equipped)
 empty leather bag
 leather armor (equipped)
 wooden spear: hit+1, 1d12+3 dmg (equipped)

Spoiler: Iron Boatbucket (click to show/hide)

HP: 8/10
Skills:
 Competent Fish Cleaner (+1.5)
 Novice Striker (+0.5)

Inventory
 pig tail robe (equipped)
 Ikudmeng Dodók Nďng: armor+2 (equipped)
 muddy cave fish
 pear
 marble figurine of a phallic symbol

Spoiler: Bubbles "Mc"Warhead (click to show/hide)

HP: 10/10
Skills:
 Proficient Soap Maker (+2.5)
 
Inventory
 pig tail robe of the soapmakers' guild (equipped)
 1 piece of soap

[Siquo]

That guy on the bottom right is still smiling, even when wounded. Awesome.

I am inspired by this! Stick spear in the helmeted leech in front of me, then throw it backwards in a smooth overhead move, in the middle of our group. He must be important. And I want his cap.

[NUKE9.13]

You cannot help but getting the strange feeling that the tree cannot speak... and it seems to be stuck in the earth.

Both problems must be rectified. At the moment, I can only rectify the second.

>Snap off a branch of the tree to take with me, then enter yonder mysterious passage

[TailorTF]

Hey,this game sounds pretty sweet!Let's make my first post in here!
Anyway,from now on I shall be known as...Tailor Chillglazes,Mason!

[Haspen]

Hey,this game sounds pretty sweet!Let's make my first post in here!
Anyway,from now on I shall be known as...Tailor Chillglazes,Mason!

Masons aren't available for picking. Go check the first post.

[Samthere]

>Snap off a branch of the tree to take with me, then enter yonder mysterious passage

The tree can't speak, but it can scream, and it does so as you horrifically separate its limbs.

[Bardum Idith]

>Snap off a branch of the tree to take with me, then enter yonder mysterious passage

The tree can't speak, but it can scream, and it does so as you horrifically separate its limbs.

Thiiiiiiiis 

[Demonic Spoon]

Please don't mutilate me. 

[Cheddarius]

Everyone is frantically fighting the dreaded leechmen, and the gray-haired dude in the middle is frantically masturbating.

[NUKE9.13]

Everyone is frantically fighting the dreaded leechmen, and the gray-haired dude in the middle is frantically masturbating.

I hate you for pointing that out; so much, oh my gosh, you cannot believe.

Please don't mutilate me. 

Hey, what. A branch torn from a tree will stay alive and- I can assure you- just as intelligent as the rest of the tree for several hours.
And, honestly, in several hours I plan to either have the resources to, like, keep you alive by magical/technological means, or be dead. win/win, amirite?

[Bardum Idith]

Everyone is frantically fighting the dreaded leechmen, and the gray-haired dude in the middle is frantically masturbating.

I'd prefer to say "loading his crossbow"
Whatever this means...