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[Bardum Idith]

Inspect the bone cap, including trying it on.

The cap has your size (dwarfy!)

This is a pond grabber bone cap. All craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality. It is adorned with hanging rings of pond grabber bone and menaces with spikes of pond grabber bone. On the item there is an image of dwarves in pond grabber bone. The dwarves are laboring.
It has an armor value of +2.

>_

Make sure I am not standing under the drawbridge, so it doesn't crush me if it opens.
Then shout "OH BOY I HOPE NO ONE OPENS THIS DRAWBRIDGE WHILST I AM STANDING RIGHT IN FRONT OF IT, AS I AM RIGHT NOW"

You step to the side and shout. Nothing happens...

Yay! You can see a hidden lever from here:



>_

Well, with nothing better to do, cheer to the speech the architect is about to make, and then follow the group!

Strangely nobody is holding a speech...
Libash comes from the barracks and gives the order to follow him.


You go through the hole in the wall, which is closed after the expedition party passes.
...

>_


Status:

Spoiler: Siq Bangerhead (click to show/hide)

HP: 10/10
Skills:
 Adequate Thresher (+1)
 Novice Teacher (+0.5)
 Novice Dodger (+0.5)
 Novice Speardwarf (+0.5)

Inventory
 pig tail robe
 branch: hit+0, 1d12 dmg
 threshed iron (equipped)
 rock: hit-1, 1d8+2 dmg (equipped)
 empty leather bag
 leather armor (equipped)
 wooden spear: hit+1, 1d12+3 dmg (equipped)

Spoiler: Iron Boatbucket (click to show/hide)

HP: 8/10
Skills:
 Competent Fish Cleaner (+1.5)
 Novice Striker (+0.5)

Inventory
 pig tail robe (equipped)
 bronze knive: hit+0, dmg: 1d8+4 (equipped)
 muddy cave fish
 pear
 marble figurine of something

Spoiler: Bubbles "Mc"Warhead (click to show/hide)

HP: 10/10
Skills:
 Proficient Soap Maker (+2.5)
 
Inventory
 pig tail robe of the soapmakers' guild (equipped)
 2 pieces of soap

[IronyOwl]

Keep hat, inspect where bell came from.

[Demonic Spoon]

Become tree, photosynthesize.

[Siquo]

Take a position in the middle of the column, somewhere.
Re-fasten threshing iron.

Watch my step...

[NUKE9.13]

WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG
>Jump down into the trench and pull the lever already!

[Askot Bokbondeler]

hehe, i sense my turn is aproaching

[Bardum Idith]

Become tree, photosynthesize.

A tree is you!

Keep hat, inspect where bell came from.

Your inquiries lead you to the barracks. An architect comes out of a new secret passage grumbling.
The other dwarf speaks to you: "So, you heard the bell? It was the signs for all the morons who keep staring on their decorated caps instead of doing anything useful."
Seems you are too late for something...

>_

Take a position in the middle of the column, somewhere.
Re-fasten threshing iron.

Watch my step...

The iron firmly hangs in your hair. You successfully cross the bridge.
Suddenly Libash gives the sign to stop.
"Caution, I heard something..."
You didn't.

>_

>Jump down into the trench and pull the lever already!

You jump down, pull the lever and the bridge is lowered, opening the way downwards into the dark.
One of the trees is moving strangely, despite the fact that there is no wind...

Surprise! You are trapped in the moat!

>_


Status:

Spoiler: Siq Bangerhead (click to show/hide)

HP: 10/10
Skills:
 Adequate Thresher (+1)
 Novice Teacher (+0.5)
 Novice Dodger (+0.5)
 Novice Speardwarf (+0.5)

Inventory
 pig tail robe
 branch: hit+0, 1d12 dmg
 threshed iron (equipped)
 rock: hit-1, 1d8+2 dmg (equipped)
 empty leather bag
 leather armor (equipped)
 wooden spear: hit+1, 1d12+3 dmg (equipped)

Spoiler: Iron Boatbucket (click to show/hide)

HP: 8/10
Skills:
 Competent Fish Cleaner (+1.5)
 Novice Striker (+0.5)

Inventory
 pig tail robe (equipped)
 bronze knive: hit+0, dmg: 1d8+4 (equipped)
 Ikudmeng Dodók Nďng: armor+2 (equipped)
 muddy cave fish
 pear
 marble figurine of something

Spoiler: Bubbles "Mc"Warhead (click to show/hide)

HP: 10/10
Skills:
 Proficient Soap Maker (+2.5)
 
Inventory
 pig tail robe of the soapmakers' guild (equipped)
 2 pieces of soap

[NUKE9.13]

Oh nooo!
How unpredictable!

>Offer some soap to yon tree if he will help me out of the trench

[IronyOwl]

"Oh, sorry about that. I was busy fighting a pond grabber."

Ask what architect is unhappy about.

[Demonic Spoon]

Hee! Sniley face tree! 

Accept and help dwarf in anyway I can, probably through:

Photosynthezing yo! 

[Cheddarius]

Demonic Spoon, he is offering you a product made from the burnt flesh of your brothers and sisters. Do you really want to accept?

[Demonic Spoon]

Yes. It's all nice and bubbly, and I'm a tree, I don't know where soap comes from! 

[Siquo]

Stand at the ready, throw the rock as soon as I see the white of its eyes.



Now let's hope it's got white in its eyes.

[Bardum Idith]

>Offer some soap to yon tree if he will help me out of the trench

Accept and help dwarf in anyway I can, probably through:

Photosynthezing yo! 

The tree photosynthezes extremely!
A root grows into the moat!


You manage to climb out of the moat, holding up a piece of soap.

>_

"Oh, sorry about that. I was busy fighting a pond grabber."

Ask what architect is unhappy about.

The dwarf in the silk robe grumbles and goes away.
Architect: "Ugh, they told me to build a wall sealing off the new passage, but those haulers didn't bring enough stone. I'll just fetch them myself, no problem..."

>_

Stand at the ready, throw the rock as soon as I see the white of its eyes.

You suddenly see green eyes and throw a rock at them!
hit: d6-3=3, evade: d6=1, dmg: 1d8+2=8
You hit the leech man's body-tail complex for 2 damage!
The marxdwarf shoots at the leech man. It has been shot and killed!


Leechy reinforcements arrive! This seems to become a large scaled battle!

>_


Status:

Spoiler: Generic Leech Man (click to show/hide)

HP: 6
Natural Armor:
(6) Head: 3
(5) Arms: 5
(4-1) Body: 4

Attacks
Bite: hit+0, 2d6 dmg

Possible Weapons
spear: hit+1, 1d10+2 dmg
blowgun: hit-1, 1d8+4 dmg
rock: hit-1, 1d8+2 dmg

Spoiler: Siq Bangerhead (click to show/hide)

HP: 10/10
Skills:
 Adequate Thresher (+1)
 Novice Teacher (+0.5)
 Novice Dodger (+0.5)
 Novice Speardwarf (+0.5)

Inventory
 pig tail robe
 branch: hit+0, 1d12 dmg
 threshed iron (equipped)
 empty leather bag
 leather armor (equipped)
 wooden spear: hit+1, 1d12+3 dmg (equipped)

Spoiler: Iron Boatbucket (click to show/hide)

HP: 8/10
Skills:
 Competent Fish Cleaner (+1.5)
 Novice Striker (+0.5)

Inventory
 pig tail robe (equipped)
 bronze knive: hit+0, dmg: 1d8+4 (equipped)
 Ikudmeng Dodók Nďng: armor+2 (equipped)
 muddy cave fish
 pear
 marble figurine of something

Spoiler: Bubbles "Mc"Warhead (click to show/hide)

HP: 10/10
Skills:
 Proficient Soap Maker (+2.5)
 
Inventory
 pig tail robe of the soapmakers' guild (equipped)
 2 pieces of soap

[Siquo]

Whoohoo! Assist the spearman on the right.

Try to push the leeches back into the chasm with my spear!

"Back to the depths, you foul fiends!"