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Author Topic: Potash Maker Adventure!  (Read 59544 times)

Bardum Idith

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Re: Potash Maker Adventure!
« Reply #225 on: May 20, 2010, 01:38:20 pm »
Quote from: Dorten on May 19, 2010, 11:08:21 pm
I have a liiitle question. It just struck me this morning: why didn't Males got into martial trance fighting those moledogs? It wouldn't save him, but he could kill one or tewo, maybe!
f*ck, I totally forgot that there was something like that >_<
(I think I use traps far too often...)
Sorry, Males  :-\

Quote from: Ultimuh on May 20, 2010, 08:36:06 am
Maybe you should move Nuke on the first post?
He's still on the waiting list there..
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Quote from: NUKE9.13 on May 19, 2010, 01:55:10 pm
>I jump over yonder channel. It doesn't look that wide, and that chamber looks interesting, and may contain mislaid trousers.


You perform an extreme jump...
jump check(>4): d6=5


...and land safely on the other side of the channel. You are now standing in front of a raised drawbridge.

>_

Quote from: Siquo on May 19, 2010, 02:35:44 pm
Ok, go back to the barracks and report for the expedition. If it's STILL not going, walk around some more.


"Oh, I was just about to give the sign! If you need to pack anything else, you have a bit of time left."
"Otherwise you can go through our new secret passageway right there and wait a few more minutes till everyone is ready."

>_

Quote from: IronyOwl on May 20, 2010, 02:18:43 am
Attempt to butcher pond grabber.

"Bones, eh? Uh... do pond grabbers have bones?"

The fish cleaner responds: "I think they have. Somewhere in the head-body-thingy."


butchering check(>3): d6=3
You get something out the pond grabber that looks like a bone. Or better feels like one. The meat you get is useless...

>_


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Askot Bokbondeler

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Re: Potash Maker Adventure!
« Reply #226 on: May 20, 2010, 01:54:04 pm »
lower the drawbridge!
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Re: Potash Maker Adventure!
« Reply #227 on: May 20, 2010, 02:11:50 pm »
Quote from: Bardum Idith on May 20, 2010, 01:38:20 pm
You perform an extreme jump...
O i c wat u did thar.
No drawbridge can stop me! The DF laws of physics crumble beneath my might will!
...
>I knock on the drawbridge, then stand to one side.
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Siquo

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Re: Potash Maker Adventure!
« Reply #228 on: May 20, 2010, 02:37:23 pm »
I'm ready. Let's get this expedition on the road!

Practice spear and dodging while I'm waiting.

Martial trance is only when you're surrounded, I think... So that's ok. But would pond-grabber-butchering perhaps count as fish-cleaning?
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Re: Potash Maker Adventure!
« Reply #229 on: May 20, 2010, 06:08:24 pm »
Rush off and try handing the bone-ish thing to the mad dwarf.

Technically fish cleaning means cleaning vermin fish, whereas butchery is any actual-sized animal, aquatic or not.

Needless to say, this has puzzling implications for the beetle brains you can buy from traders.
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Quote from: Ozarck on January 02, 2021, 01:32:20 pm
The kitchenette mold free, you move on to the pantry. it's nasty in there. The bacon is grazing on the lettuce. The ham is having an illicit affair with the prime rib, The potatoes see all, know all. A rat in boxer shorts smoking a foul smelling cigar is banging on a cabinet shouting about rent money.

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Re: Potash Maker Adventure!
« Reply #230 on: May 21, 2010, 05:53:59 am »
Quote from: NUKE9.13 on May 20, 2010, 02:11:50 pm
>I knock on the drawbridge, then stand to one side.


You knock. Nothing happens...
(a vile force of darkness secretly rolls a dice)

>_

Quote from: Siquo on May 20, 2010, 02:37:23 pm
I'm ready. Let's get this expedition on the road!

Practice spear and dodging while I'm waiting.


You follow the new secret tunnel to what seems to be the meeting place. Several other dwarves are waiting here already.
One of the recruits agrees to practice fighting with you.

...

Quote from: IronyOwl on May 20, 2010, 06:08:24 pm
Rush off and try handing the bone-ish thing to the mad dwarf.


The dwarf grabs the bone without paying attention to you. Then he starts to work furiously.
The fisherdwarf runs towards you.
"Wait, you still have my knive!"

>_


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Re: Potash Maker Adventure!
« Reply #231 on: May 21, 2010, 06:07:52 am »
*dodgedodge* *stabstab*
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Quote from: Sappho on July 17, 2013, 07:31:46 am
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Re: Potash Maker Adventure!
« Reply #232 on: May 21, 2010, 06:39:34 am »
"Oops! Sorry about that, here you go. Thanks for letting me borrow it."

Give him back his knife, and try making rock crafts while I watch the mad dwarf work.
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Quote from: Ozarck on January 02, 2021, 01:32:20 pm
The kitchenette mold free, you move on to the pantry. it's nasty in there. The bacon is grazing on the lettuce. The ham is having an illicit affair with the prime rib, The potatoes see all, know all. A rat in boxer shorts smoking a foul smelling cigar is banging on a cabinet shouting about rent money.

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Re: Potash Maker Adventure!
« Reply #233 on: May 22, 2010, 04:28:40 am »
Peer in through gaps.
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Bardum Idith

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Re: Potash Maker Adventure!
« Reply #234 on: May 22, 2010, 06:46:23 am »
Quote from: Siquo on May 21, 2010, 06:07:52 am
*dodgedodge* *stabstab*


You train for some time. Nobody gets hurt.
Siq Bangerhead, Thresher, is more experienced!
You are a Novice Speardwarf now!

You hear a bell ring. A Marksdwarf and an Architect arrive.

>_

Quote from: IronyOwl on May 21, 2010, 06:39:34 am
"Oops! Sorry about that, here you go. Thanks for letting me borrow it."

Give him back his knife, and try making rock crafts while I watch the mad dwarf work.


The fisherdwarf takes the knive and runs off to the fishery.
stonecrafting check(>4): d6=3
You make one marble figurine of... well, you don't really know. Something abstract.
Meanwhile the mooded dwarf works furiously on his project...

Goden Zontathur, Bone Carver, has created Ikudmeng Dodók Nďng, a pond grabber bone cap!
Then Goden goes up the stairs to the hideout's main corridor, leaving the artifact on the ground.

You hear a bell ring in the west.

>_

Quote from: NUKE9.13 on May 22, 2010, 04:28:40 am
Peer in through gaps.


It's very dark in there. You recognize the outlines of a downwards stairway, some bones and a mechanism.
The bridge seems to be operated remotely...
(another dice is rolled secretly)

>_


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Re: Potash Maker Adventure!
« Reply #235 on: May 22, 2010, 07:03:13 am »
Inspect the bone cap, including trying it on.
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Quote from: Ozarck on January 02, 2021, 01:32:20 pm
The kitchenette mold free, you move on to the pantry. it's nasty in there. The bacon is grazing on the lettuce. The ham is having an illicit affair with the prime rib, The potatoes see all, know all. A rat in boxer shorts smoking a foul smelling cigar is banging on a cabinet shouting about rent money.

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Re: Potash Maker Adventure!
« Reply #236 on: May 22, 2010, 07:38:12 am »
Make sure I am not standing under the drawbridge, so it doesn't crush me if it opens.
Then shout "OH BOY I HOPE NO ONE OPENS THIS DRAWBRIDGE WHILST I AM STANDING RIGHT IN FRONT OF IT, AS I AM RIGHT NOW"
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Re: Potash Maker Adventure!
« Reply #237 on: May 22, 2010, 07:51:57 am »
Well, with nothing better to do, cheer to the speech the architect is about to make, and then follow the group!
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Quote from: Sappho on July 17, 2013, 07:31:46 am
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Re: Potash Maker Adventure!
« Reply #238 on: May 22, 2010, 08:19:20 am »
Iron Boatbucket, you have crafted an 'abstract' marble dildo.
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« Reply #239 on: May 22, 2010, 08:27:09 am »
Quote from: Samthere on May 22, 2010, 08:19:20 am
Iron Boatbucket, you have crafted an 'abstract' marble dildo.

...crap, he's right.
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Quote from: Ozarck on January 02, 2021, 01:32:20 pm
The kitchenette mold free, you move on to the pantry. it's nasty in there. The bacon is grazing on the lettuce. The ham is having an illicit affair with the prime rib, The potatoes see all, know all. A rat in boxer shorts smoking a foul smelling cigar is banging on a cabinet shouting about rent money.
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