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[Keita]

>HOLD THEM OFF SO THE GUARD MY LIVE!

CAPS FTW

[Bardum Idith]

Sorry for the late update, I'm slightly ill since yesterday...

Go into Metal Mode!
Make a spear-headbang-combo-attack!
Raaaaaaagh!

You spear-headbang-raaaagh the pond grabber!
hit: d6=2, evade: d6=6
hit: d6=5, evade: d6=6
hit: d6=4, evade: d6=4
Spear, headband and raaagh all miss...

>_

Grab it to prevent escape. How does it like the shoe being on the other foot?!

You grab the pond grabber. You fellow dwarves try to kick it, but fail...
struggle: d6=4, resist: d6=5
The pond grabber struggles against your grip, but you hold it firmly.

>_
(What a glorious combat turn! Those dice are evil. >_<)

>HOLD THEM OFF SO THE GUARD MY LIVE!

You heroically block the mole dogs' way!
hit: d6=1, evade: d6=4 - The naked mole dog misses you!
hit: d6=3, evade: d6=2, dmg: 2d10=6 - The naked mole dog hits you upper body for 1 damage!
hit: d6=6, evade: d6=3, dmg: 2d10=7 - The naked mole dog hits you legs, dealing 1 point of damage!

>_

Status:

Spoiler: Hurt Naked Mole Dog (click to show/hide)

HP: 4/8

Natural Armor
(6) Head: 3
(5-2) Body: 5
(1) Feet: 4

Attacks
Bite: hit+0, 2d10 dmg

Spoiler: Pond Grabber (click to show/hide)

HP: 5/8

Natural Armor
(6-3) Body: 4
(2-1) Tentacles: 5

Attacks
Punch: hit+0, 1d10 dmg (latch)
Bite: hit-1, 2d8 dmg (+2 hit when latched)

Spoiler: Siq Bangerhead (click to show/hide)

HP: 10/10
Skills:
 Adequate Thresher (+1)
 Novice Teacher (+0.5)
 Novice Dodger (+0.5)

Inventory
 pig tail robe
 branch: hit+0, 1d12 dmg
 threshed iron (equipped)
 rock: hit-1, 1d8+2 dmg (equipped)
 empty leather bag
 leather armor (equipped)
 wooden spear: hit+1, 1d12+3 dmg (equipped)

Spoiler: Iron Boatbucket (click to show/hide)

HP: 8/10
Skills:
 Competent Fish Cleaner (+1.5)

Inventory
 pig tail robe (equipped)
 muddy cave fish
 pear

Spoiler: Males Headsplode (click to show/hide)

HP: 3/10
Skills:
 Competent Wood Burner (+1.5)
 Novice Thresher (+0.5)
 Novice Persuader (+0.5)
 
Inventory
 pig tail robe (equipped)
 unicorn bone ring (equipped)
 rock: hit-1, 1d8+2 dmg (equipped)

[Siquo]

Again! Jump-spear attack! (jump up, hold the spear vertical, and land on the creature with the spear piercing it).

PondGrabberShishKebab!

[Dorten]

Again! Jump-spear attack! (jump up, hold the spear vertical, and land on the creature with the spear piercing it).

PondGrabberShishKebab!

You know there will be a roll to jump successfully, a roll to land successfully and a roll to actually not miss the grabber. One fails - you fail. I advise less complex but more overwhelming attacks, like the spear-headbang-raaagh one => if at least one roll doesn't fail, the whole thing will be useful!

[IronyOwl]

Savagely punch it!

[Samthere]

Outsider advice: pond grabber will suffocate if you keep it there (Y)

[Siquo]

You know there will be a roll to jump successfully, a roll to land successfully and a roll to actually not miss the grabber. One fails - you fail. I advise less complex but more overwhelming attacks, like the spear-headbang-raaagh one => if at least one roll doesn't fail, the whole thing will be useful!

Playing to win is SOOO BORING. 

I'm playing to AWESOME!

[Dorten]

You know there will be a roll to jump successfully, a roll to land successfully and a roll to actually not miss the grabber. One fails - you fail. I advise less complex but more overwhelming attacks, like the spear-headbang-raaagh one => if at least one roll doesn't fail, the whole thing will be useful!

Playing to win is SOOO BORING. 

I'm playing to AWESOME!

Good point >.<

[Bardum Idith]

You know there will be a roll to jump successfully, a roll to land successfully and a roll to actually not miss the grabber. One fails - you fail. I advise less complex but more overwhelming attacks, like the spear-headbang-raaagh one => if at least one roll doesn't fail, the whole thing will be useful!

Playing to win is SOOO BORING. 

I'm playing to AWESOME!

Yeah, that's roleplaying 
(and it's friendly towards the guys on the waiting list...)

[Siquo]

Exactly. I was alive for too long in the last Peasant Adventure...

[Keita]

sarry bro.

>fight in till death, I'm taking some of these with me.

[Bardum Idith]

Again! Jump-spear attack! (jump up, hold the spear vertical, and land on the creature with the spear piercing it).

You jump...
The pond grabber looks at you. Horrifiedly!


jump check(>3): d6=4
hit: d6+1=5, evade: d6-1=3, dmg: 1d12+6=16
And hit the pond grabber's body with the force of gravity for 4 points of damage!

>_

Savagely punch it!

hit: d6=3, evade: d6=1, dmg: 1d8=8
You savagely punch the pond grabber to death!
Iron Boatbucket, Fish Cleaner, is more experienced!
You are a novice striker now!


"Whoa, you guys saved my life! Thank you sooo much!"
"If I just knew a way how to show my gratitude..."

>_

>fight in till death, I'm taking some of these with me.

You attack the wounded mole dog:
hit: d6-1=0, evade: d6=6
Argh! Those dice don't like heroism...


hit: d6=5, evade: d6=2, dmg: 2d10=5 - the naked mole dogs hits your head for 1 damage!
hit: d6=3, evade: d6=5 - you evade the mole dog's attack!
hit: d6=3, evade: d6=2, dmg: 2d10=17 - the naked mole dog bites off your legs! You die!

You die as a hero. Dwarfy!
During your lifetime you helped to slay 1 beast and saved 1 dwarf! You trained two skills to novice level!
You'll get an entry on the highscore list (see first post)

Next on the waiting list is Nuke9.13

Status:

Spoiler: Siq Bangerhead (click to show/hide)

HP: 10/10
Skills:
 Adequate Thresher (+1)
 Novice Teacher (+0.5)
 Novice Dodger (+0.5)

Inventory
 pig tail robe
 branch: hit+0, 1d12 dmg
 threshed iron (equipped)
 rock: hit-1, 1d8+2 dmg (equipped)
 empty leather bag
 leather armor (equipped)
 wooden spear: hit+1, 1d12+3 dmg (equipped)

Spoiler: Iron Boatbucket (click to show/hide)

HP: 8/10
Skills:
 Competent Fish Cleaner (+1.5)
 Novice Striker (+0.5)

Inventory
 pig tail robe (equipped)
 muddy cave fish
 pear

[Haspen]

I lol'd so hard at the 'savage punch' image.

I'm still laughing.

And awww, one dwarf dead. I'm closer to my turn :3

[Dorten]

Yay! Only six more till me!!!

Still sad for Males, though.

[IronyOwl]

Yeah, the savage punch part was awesome. Plus Siq's normal expression looks like one of utter shock in that panel. 

"Oh, I'm sure you'll think of something. In the meantime, is there a place I could butcher this? That dwarf in the workshops said he wanted body parts, I wonder if pond grabber tentacles will do?"