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[Demonic Spoon]

Awesomeness, also:

Can I play a cave fish until my turn comes around?

You are the dead cave fish now.

You are dead!
Wanna open the highscore list?

Open high scores list, release purple cloud of miasma.

[Bardum Idith]

Open high scores list, release purple cloud of miasma.

The list is already open (see first post)

miasmaing:

[Demonic Spoon]

Yay!

Become undead zombie fish? If you feel this is pushing things however then no problem, just trying to do a amusing side story.

[Siquo]

Train for a bit, and if I have time, walk around the camp, see if I can be of any help.

If no-one needs help, and I still have time, throw a party at the nearest table.

When the expedition goes, join them.

[Keita]

>whack with rock

[IronyOwl]

Grab grabbed dwarf, engage in tug-of-war help pull to safety.

Keep screaming.

[Bardum Idith]

Yay!

Become undead zombie fish? If you feel this is pushing things however then no problem, just trying to do a amusing side story.

Nah, that's a bit too much. Wait till everybody dies 

[Bardum Idith]

Train for a bit, and if I have time, walk around the camp, see if I can be of any help.

You and the recruit exchange a few hits and manage not to harm each other.
Siq Bangerhead, Thresher, is more experienced!
You are a Novice Dodger now!

>_

>whack with rock

hit: d6-1=0, evade: 6d=5
You fail to hit the naked mole dog!
hit: d6=5, evade: 6d=3, dmg: 2d10=13
The naked mole dog counterstrikes and hits your upper body for 2 damage!

>_
(Fighting alone can take some time, so you could also make multiple turns at once, e.g. "fight until hp<5". If something surprising happens, I am likely to give you a chance to react.)

Grab grabbed dwarf, engage in tug-of-war help pull to safety.

Keep screaming.

With the united force of your arms and screams you manage to pull the fisherlady away from the pond.
But the grabber does not stay there!



>_


Status:

Spoiler: Naked Mole Dog (click to show/hide)

HP: 8/8

Natural Armor
(6) Head: 3
(5-2) Body: 5
(1) Feet: 4

Attacks
Bite: hit+0, 2d10 dmg

Spoiler: Pond Grabber (click to show/hide)

HP: 8/8

Natural Armor
(6-3) Body: 4
(2-1) Tentacles: 5

Attacks
Punch: hit+0, 1d10 dmg (latch)
Bite: hit-1, 2d8 dmg (+2 hit when latched)

Spoiler: Siq Bangerhead (click to show/hide)

HP: 10/10
Skills:
 Adequate Thresher (+1)
 Novice Teacher (+0.5)
 Novice Dodger (+0.5)

Inventory
 pig tail robe
 branch: hit+0, 1d12 dmg
 threshed iron (equipped)
 rock: hit-1, 1d8+2 dmg (equipped)
 empty leather bag
 leather armor (equipped)
 wooden spear: hit+1, 1d12+3 dmg (equipped)

Spoiler: Iron Boatbucket (click to show/hide)

HP: 8/10
Skills:
 Competent Fish Cleaner (+1.5)

Inventory
 pig tail robe (equipped)
 muddy cave fish
 pear

Spoiler: Males Headsplode (click to show/hide)

HP: 8/10
Skills:
 Competent Wood Burner (+1.5)
 Novice Thresher (+0.5)
 Novice Persuader (+0.5)
 
Inventory
 pig tail robe (equipped)
 unicorn bone ring (equipped)
 rock: hit-1, 1d8+2 dmg (equipped)

[Keita]

>keep fighting intill one of us dies.

[Siquo]

> Take a random walk around the camp... If I perhaps meet a friend who is beset by an enemy (you never know, right?), attack with my spear!

[IronyOwl]

Flying jump kick the pond grabber!

[Bardum Idith]

Train for a bit, and if I have time, walk around the camp, see if I can be of any help.

>keep fighting intill one of us dies.

hit: d6-1=1, evade: d6=4 - You miss the naked mole dog
hit: d6=3, evade: d6=6 - The naked mole dog misses you
hit: d6-1=3, evade: d6=6 - You miss the naked mole dog
hit: d6=2, evade: d6=1, dmg: 2d10=10 - The naked mole dog bites your head for 3 points of damage!
hit: d6-1=0, evade: d6=3 - You miss the naked mole dog
hit: d6=3, evade: d6=3 - The naked mole dog misses you


Suddenly the guard runs towards you, followed by the two other creatures.
"RUN!"

>_

> Take a random walk around the camp... If I perhaps meet a friend who is beset by an enemy (you never know, right?), attack with my spear!

You wander around. You enter the next room, which happens to be the fishery...

Flying jump kick the pond grabber!

hit: d6-1=2, evade: d6=4 - You flying jump miss the pond grabber...
something check(>3): d6=5 - ...and land safely at the edge of the pond!

Your fellow dwarves try to punch the grabber, but because of its lucky blocking rolls they end up shaking hands/tentacles with it!


hit: d6+1=7, evade: d6=4, dmg: 1d12+3=12
Siq comes running through the door and stabs the pond grabber with his wooden spear!
He hits the body and deals 3 points of damage!

The pond grabber moves back towards the pond...

>_


Status:

Spoiler: Naked Mole Dog (click to show/hide)

HP: 8/8

Natural Armor
(6) Head: 3
(5-2) Body: 5
(1) Feet: 4

Attacks
Bite: hit+0, 2d10 dmg

Spoiler: Pond Grabber (click to show/hide)

HP: 5/8

Natural Armor
(6-3) Body: 4
(2-1) Tentacles: 5

Attacks
Punch: hit+0, 1d10 dmg (latch)
Bite: hit-1, 2d8 dmg (+2 hit when latched)

Spoiler: Siq Bangerhead (click to show/hide)

HP: 10/10
Skills:
 Adequate Thresher (+1)
 Novice Teacher (+0.5)
 Novice Dodger (+0.5)

Inventory
 pig tail robe
 branch: hit+0, 1d12 dmg
 threshed iron (equipped)
 rock: hit-1, 1d8+2 dmg (equipped)
 empty leather bag
 leather armor (equipped)
 wooden spear: hit+1, 1d12+3 dmg (equipped)

Spoiler: Iron Boatbucket (click to show/hide)

HP: 8/10
Skills:
 Competent Fish Cleaner (+1.5)

Inventory
 pig tail robe (equipped)
 muddy cave fish
 pear

Spoiler: Males Headsplode (click to show/hide)

HP: 5/10
Skills:
 Competent Wood Burner (+1.5)
 Novice Thresher (+0.5)
 Novice Persuader (+0.5)
 
Inventory
 pig tail robe (equipped)
 unicorn bone ring (equipped)
 rock: hit-1, 1d8+2 dmg (equipped)

[Siquo]

> "Oh, no you don't!"

Go into Metal Mode!
Make a spear-headbang-combo-attack!
Raaaaaaagh!

[IronyOwl]

Grab it to prevent escape. How does it like the shoe being on the other foot?!

[Demonic Spoon]

It doesn't have feet, or shoes?