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[IronyOwl]

"Oh hi! You're a fish cleaner too? By the way, there was a dwarf in there screaming about body parts, so I was thinking maybe he wants fish bones?"

[Demonic Spoon]

Can I play a cave fish until my turn comes around? If so my actions are:

Flop around.

[Samthere]

Can I play a cave fish until my turn comes around? If so my actions are:

Flop around.

Demonic Spoon used splash!
Nothing happened.

[Demonic Spoon]

Update?

[Bardum Idith]

Can I play a cave fish until my turn comes around?

You are the dead cave fish now.

You are dead!
Wanna open the highscore list?

>speak to guard "we only need the corpse, I'll run in and grab it, you poke 'em away then we run back to the entrance ok?"

"I don't really think that's a good..."
persuasion check(>4): d6=5
"Hm, Okay."

You are a Novice Persuader now!


The guard sneaks around the mole dogs, kicks a stone and hits one of them for 1 damage!


The guard runs away. You head towards the elk bird corpse.
sneak check(>2): d6=2
One of the naked mole dogs seems to notice you...

>_

> Ask about the expedition, and sign up.

> Ask for weapon and armor.

> Train with anyone who's willing.

"The expedition leads to an old mining shaft. The guard regime let some miners dig it out a year ago, but only one of them came back, babbling. They didn't get much out of him, except that there is something evil down there, and they sealed the mine."
"Later we secretly interrogated him and got some clues that there was a strange metal down there. There are only tinn and copper in Charmlash, so it would be a great advantage for us to get that stuff."
The trainer points at a weapon rack.
"You can get armor and a weapon right there."
There are leather armors, wooden spears and a bronze short sword.

>_

"Oh hi! You're a fish cleaner too? By the way, there was a dwarf in there screaming about body parts, so I was thinking maybe he wants fish bones?"

While you are talking a tentacle shoots out of the water and grabs the fisherwoman!
Everybody screams!

>_

Status:

Spoiler: Naked Mole Dog (click to show/hide)

HP: 8/8

Natural Armor
(6) Head: 3
(5-2) Body: 5
(1) Feet: 4

Attacks
Bite: hit+0, 2d10 dmg

Spoiler: Tentacle Thingy (click to show/hide)

Unknown! Wooooo!

Spoiler: Siq Bangerhead (click to show/hide)

HP: 10/10
Skills:
 Adequate Thresher (+1)
 Novice Teacher (+0.5)

Inventory
 pig tail robe (equipped)
 branch: hit+0, 1d12 dmg (equipped)
 threshed iron (equipped)
 rock: hit-1, 1d8+2 dmg (equipped)
 empty leather bag

Spoiler: Iron Boatbucket (click to show/hide)

HP: 8/10
Skills:
 Competent Fish Cleaner (+1.5)

Inventory
 pig tail robe (equipped)
 muddy cave fish
 pear

Spoiler: Males Headsplode (click to show/hide)

HP: 10/10
Skills:
 Competent Wood Burner (+1.5)
 Novice Thresher (+0.5)
 Novice Persuader (+0.5)
 
Inventory
 pig tail robe (equipped)
 unicorn bone ring (equipped)
 rock: hit-1, 1d8+2 dmg (equipped)

[Haspen]

Tentacles from nowhere?

Hillarious I say

[Demonic Spoon]

Don't I get stats? 

Open Highscore list and rot. Also attract cave flies and release the dreaded purple clouds of miasma.

[Bardum Idith]

Tentacles from nowhere?

While you are talking a tentacle shoots out of the water and grabs the fisherwoman!

Something in the water grabs a dwarf. That's not really strange, is it?

[Demonic Spoon]

Carp have mutated into cave carp with tentacles! Run for your lives dwarves and dwarfettes! Run for your lives! Oh the dwarfanity!

Why didn't the silly rebels put grates in their fishery? The safest way to fish is through grates. Silly rebels.

[Siquo]

Whoohoo!
Grab armor, don it. Grab spear. Report for duty. Ask them when the expedition leaves, or if I still have time to look around and train.

[Dorten]

Ooh, I know, I know! That be a pond grabber! (Me has a lot of them in the cave ponds in my last fort)

[Urist McOverlord]

It is in a pond. And it did grab them.

[IronyOwl]

Scream along with everyone else, then punch the tentacle.

[Keita]

AWESOME, now it contains TENTICALES.

> grab body and leg it.

[Bardum Idith]

Grab armor, don it. Grab spear. Report for duty. Ask them when the expedition leaves, or if I still have time to look around and train.

You are now wearing a leather armor and wielding a wooden spear!
Trainer: "We'll leave soon, but there is enough time to train a bit."
You start to train with one of the recruits.
...

Scream along with everyone else, then punch the tentacle.

hit: d5=5, dmg: 1d8=3
You scream, hit the tentacle and fail to hurt it!
The pond grabber tries to pull the dwarf into the water, but she resists!
The fish cleaner throws his fish into the water.

Everybody screams!

>_

> grab body and leg it.

You pull the elk bird a few steps. Shortly after that you are attacked by the naked mole dog:
hit: d6=3, evade: d6=5
The naked mole dog misses you!

>_

Status:

Spoiler: Naked Mole Dog (click to show/hide)

HP: 8/8

Natural Armor
(6) Head: 3
(5-2) Body: 5
(1) Feet: 4

Attacks
Bite: hit+0, 2d10 dmg

Spoiler: Pond Grabber (click to show/hide)

Hiding in the water!

Spoiler: Siq Bangerhead (click to show/hide)

HP: 10/10
Skills:
 Adequate Thresher (+1)
 Novice Teacher (+0.5)

Inventory
 pig tail robe
 branch: hit+0, 1d12 dmg
 threshed iron (equipped)
 rock: hit-1, 1d8+2 dmg (equipped)
 empty leather bag
 leather armor (equipped)
 wooden spear: hit+1, 1d12+3 dmg (equipped)

Spoiler: Iron Boatbucket (click to show/hide)

HP: 8/10
Skills:
 Competent Fish Cleaner (+1.5)

Inventory
 pig tail robe (equipped)
 muddy cave fish
 pear

Spoiler: Males Headsplode (click to show/hide)

HP: 10/10
Skills:
 Competent Wood Burner (+1.5)
 Novice Thresher (+0.5)
 Novice Persuader (+0.5)
 
Inventory
 pig tail robe (equipped)
 unicorn bone ring (equipped)
 rock: hit-1, 1d8+2 dmg (equipped)