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[LeoLeonardoIII]

Immediately run in, exchange your clothes for the most expensive ones available, grab the largest, most expensive roast, eat a few bites, and throw the rest down the well to rot.

[Armok]

Immediately run in, exchange your clothes for the most expensive ones available, grab the largest, most expensive roast, eat a few bites, and throw the rest down the well to rot.

Seconded!

[Bardum Idith]

>pick up the stone and wander inside the fort for a bit.

"HEY! The rocks weren't brought here for carrying them back in. Get them from inside and bring them to the stockpile here, that's how hauling works. You understand?"

>_

[Cheddarius]

Can I get on the waiting list?

[Keita]

>"hm, kay" Go inside

[webadict]

Waiting List

[IronyOwl]

Say "Yes, sir! Need any fish cleaned?"

Sag shoulders and ask what needs hauling when he gives the inevitable answer.

[Bardum Idith]

Allright, go inside! Ask around if there's a militia-captain or quartermaster somewhere.

>"hm, kay" Go inside

You two go inside the outpost.


Siq asks the guard about the militia-captain.
"Yes, he is right there, in the room you are looking in but cannot see because the GM selected this crappy perspective to show the engraved cheese."
He talks a bit about the fort's architecture. Your mind produces a map:



>_

Say "Yes, sir! Need any fish cleaned?"

Sag shoulders and ask what needs hauling when he gives the inevitable answer.

"You haul stones, fishy! Now work!"
The pretty dwarven lady turns around and looks at you suspiciously.

>_


Status:

Spoiler: Siq Bangerhead (click to show/hide)

HP: 10/10
Skills:
 Adequate Thresher (+1)

Inventory
 pig tail robe (equipped)
 branch: hit+0, 1d12 dmg (equipped)
 leather bag with threshed iron

Spoiler: Iron Boatbucket (click to show/hide)

HP: 10/10
Skills:
 Competent Fish Cleaner (+1.5)

Inventory
 pig tail robe (equipped)
 cave fish (clean)

Spoiler: Males Headsplode (click to show/hide)

HP: 10/10
Skills:
 Competent Wood Burner (+1.5)

Inventory
 pig tail robe (equipped)
 unicorn bone ring (equipped)

[Siquo]

> Go to the militia-room, ask if they need any meatfodder recruits!

[Keita]

>Follow Siq, inqure futher about threshing and it's possible uses in wood burning and elf killing.

[Siquo]

"Woodburning I know nothing about, but as for elves... Just attach it to your hair, and take a bow..."

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

[Keita]

"Is there anything that happens whilst the heads are banging?"

[Siquo]

"Weeeelll, if you're not careful you might get the iron in your own eye. Otherwise it's perfectly safe."

[Keita]

"hmm, I feel that somethings missing from this task..."

[Siquo]

"What do you mean?"