Inspired by the awesomeness of Peasant Adventure and Adventure Peasant I decided to start my own RPG-attempt featuring poorly drawn pictures, references to DF and DEATH
Because English is not my native language my texts may sometimes contain mistakes in grammar or style, but I hope this won't stop everybody from joining.
Urist with war hammer and *pig tail socks*
You are playing as dwarves and can choose one of the following professions:
Fish Cleaner
Cheese Maker
Thresher
Dyer
Soap Maker
Potash Maker
Lye Maker
Wood Burner
You may also give yourself a dwarfy surname, but it has to be RNG-compatible.
When using a skill, you roll 1d6 and add boni from equipment and skill level. The roll has to exceed a value depending on the difficulty to be successfull. Every level of a skill grants a bonus of 0.5.
When attacking, the attacker rolls a d6 and adds the bonus of his combat skill. The target rolls on dodging or shield using. The creature with the higher roll hits/evades.
If the attacker is successfull, a dice is rolled to determine which part of the body is hit.
The damage roll is defined by the weapon. The amout of inflicted damage is the damage roll divided by the body part's armor, rounded down.
The damage is substracted from the target's total HP, the body part only determines the armor value.
Hitzones of humanoids and quadrupeds (d6):
1 - (rear) legs
2 - arms / front legs
3 - lower body
4,5 - upper body
6 - head
Any volunteers (or questions)?
EDIT:
Fallen Heroes:Demonic Spoon, killed by a fisherdwarf in the resistance hideout's fishery while transformed into a cave fish.
Males Headsplode participated in 1 victorious fight and saved a guard by sacrificing his life (well, that wasn't really necessary, but why give up a fight when you can die like a dwarf?)
He trained 2 skills up to novice level!
Siq Bangerhead fought in 2 battles and slayed one leech man by throwing him off a cliff. He trained 3 skills up to novice level and sadly missed to ask for divine help.
Bubbles "Mc"Warhead killed a tree, summoned a minion and discovered a source of vile magic deep underground.
He trained one skill to novice and one to adequate level. He was one of the few wizards of dwarvenkind.
Iron Boatbucket helped to kill an elkbird and personally slew a pond grabber. He acquired an artifact and visited the mighty bearmna!
Iron Boatbucket trained 5 skills up to novice level. He survived for an awfully long time...
Urdum Milkman killed an unholy guard with his bare hands (and the help of some soldiers)! He acquired a clownite weapon and found a cavern with raw adamantine.
Urdim did not live long enough to train any skills.
Waiting List:Crunch Applesapples, Dyer (Samthere)
Urist McOverlord, Soap Maker
Demonic Spoon, Cheese Maker
Askot Bokbondeler
Tailor Chillglazes, Dyer (TailorTF)
Uvast "Mc"Dwarf, Wood Burner (Labs)
Siquo
wolfchild
Max Cheesemurdered, Wood Burner (maxicaxi)
Hugehead
Icy FrozenBalls, Wood Burner (iceball 3)
Jorum Tamewater, Potash Maker
Weirdstudent the Bane of Insects, Small Animal Dissector (Sheb)
Rolan7
Doret
hubris_incalculable
(Halmie, suspended)