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Rolan7

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Re: Potash Maker Adventure!
« Reply #645 on: November 16, 2010, 11:07:43 am »
Ficeri seems unhappy with her yaoi.
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Re: Potash Maker Adventure!
« Reply #646 on: November 16, 2010, 11:11:27 am »
"DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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Re: Potash Maker Adventure!
« Reply #647 on: November 16, 2010, 01:11:30 pm »
Oh dear. Is the acid still on me, or has it run its course?
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Quote from: Ozarck on January 02, 2021, 01:32:20 pm
The kitchenette mold free, you move on to the pantry. it's nasty in there. The bacon is grazing on the lettuce. The ham is having an illicit affair with the prime rib, The potatoes see all, know all. A rat in boxer shorts smoking a foul smelling cigar is banging on a cabinet shouting about rent money.

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Re: Potash Maker Adventure!
« Reply #648 on: November 16, 2010, 01:24:24 pm »
Quote from: IronyOwl on November 16, 2010, 01:11:30 pm
Oh dear. Is the acid still on me, or has it run its course?

It's still there...
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Re: Potash Maker Adventure!
« Reply #649 on: November 16, 2010, 01:29:32 pm »
DEATH AWAITS YOU
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Re: Potash Maker Adventure!
« Reply #650 on: November 16, 2010, 02:11:15 pm »
ONE CHANCE.

Wipe acid off on Ngug (or ground, if an easier target). Inform Ngug that we can do this the sort of friendly way, or the VERY FRIENDLY way.
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Quote from: Ozarck on January 02, 2021, 01:32:20 pm
The kitchenette mold free, you move on to the pantry. it's nasty in there. The bacon is grazing on the lettuce. The ham is having an illicit affair with the prime rib, The potatoes see all, know all. A rat in boxer shorts smoking a foul smelling cigar is banging on a cabinet shouting about rent money.

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Re: Potash Maker Adventure!
« Reply #651 on: November 16, 2010, 02:33:11 pm »
So close for the turn of Zan Doompowder the Lye(s) Thrower Maker.

So close :3
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Re: Potash Maker Adventure!
« Reply #652 on: November 16, 2010, 05:01:14 pm »
Ironyowl: don't forget to specify that you say it in a seductive manner.
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Re: Potash Maker Adventure!
« Reply #653 on: November 16, 2010, 05:06:25 pm »
Quote from: IronyOwl on November 16, 2010, 02:11:15 pm
ONE CHANCE.

Wipe acid off on Ngug (or ground, if an easier target). Inform Ngug that we can do this the sort of friendly way, or the VERY FRIENDLY way.
You forgot the dwarven way: MAGMA HANDCANNONZ.
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Re: Potash Maker Adventure!
« Reply #654 on: November 16, 2010, 06:12:51 pm »
He.. he understads me? Or is he just commenting what he hears?
Soapily explain my predicament of missing important ingredients of soap.
"Soap soap SOAP soap soap! soap soap? soap!"
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Re: Potash Maker Adventure!
« Reply #655 on: November 17, 2010, 06:08:03 pm »
Right, so my dwarf shall be Urist McCurdle. May I be a Milker? Otherwise, I shall be a Dyer.
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Re: Potash Maker Adventure!
« Reply #656 on: November 18, 2010, 03:50:08 am »
OH! Wipe the acid off on the marble figurine if Ngug is too sly a target and the ground won't work for some reason.
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Quote from: Ozarck on January 02, 2021, 01:32:20 pm
The kitchenette mold free, you move on to the pantry. it's nasty in there. The bacon is grazing on the lettuce. The ham is having an illicit affair with the prime rib, The potatoes see all, know all. A rat in boxer shorts smoking a foul smelling cigar is banging on a cabinet shouting about rent money.

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Re: Potash Maker Adventure!
« Reply #657 on: November 18, 2010, 05:23:19 am »
Quote from: dwarfguy2 on November 16, 2010, 11:11:27 am
"DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"


hit: d6-1=5, evade: d6=2, dmg: 3d10=17
You slice open the goblin's arm!

attacks: d2=2, hit: d6=4, evade: d6=6
hit: d6=1, evade: d6=6
The goblin's counter attack slices deadly wounds into the air!


hit: d6-1=5, evade: d6=6
Your attack barely misses the goblin.

attacks: d2=2, hit: d6=3, evade: d6=3
hit: d6=5, evade: d6=2, dmg: d10+2=7
He stabs you in the face for 2 damage. You have a bloody clown nose now!

>...

Quote from: IronyOwl on November 16, 2010, 02:11:15 pm
Wipe acid off on Ngug (or ground, if an easier target). Inform Ngug that we can do this the sort of friendly way, or the VERY FRIENDLY way.


wiping checks(>3): d6=2, d6=3, d6=6, d6=3
You wipe off the acid on your left arm.
Meanwhile your armor is dissolved further...

dmg: 2d6=4, dmg: 2d6=8


The acid eats away your right arm for 2 of your 2 HP!
YOU DIE!

Quote from: Ultimuh on November 16, 2010, 06:12:51 pm
Soapily explain my predicament of missing important ingredients of soap.
"Soap soap SOAP soap soap! soap soap? soap!"


You soapily babble about soap. The elf goes towards you and pats your shoulder...

"Oh, it doesn't matter if one is a bit slow in the head. The cows are even slower."
"But you have to understand, killing cows to make soap of them is not good. Cows are your friends! Don't be so mean to them, they are senteint beings just like you and me..."

>_

Quote from: webadict on November 17, 2010, 06:08:03 pm
Right, so my dwarf shall be Urist McCurdle. May I be a Milker? Otherwise, I shall be a Dyer.
Because another player just died right now, you will spawn next turn together with (probably) Dorten.

Dorten, are you still following the thread and ready to play?
(please answer)

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Spoiler: An elf (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Urist Barrelburns (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Urdim Milkman (click to show/hide)
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Re: Potash Maker Adventure!
« Reply #658 on: November 18, 2010, 05:33:30 am »
Yeah!

Me wants midnight blue hair, superiorly dyed by Dorten Kickbucket!
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Re: Potash Maker Adventure!
« Reply #659 on: November 18, 2010, 07:08:57 am »
Noooooooooo! Someone get the marble figurine back!
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