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[Bardum Idith]

>Fall down all these stairs, giggling at my hilarious reference to internet humour.

Wipe off the acid. On Ngug, if possible, but priority one is not melting.

Iron wipes off the acid with his arm. It's on his arm now...
dmg: 2d6=6 - The acid deals 1 point of damage!

Bubbles falls down the stairs giggling like a maddwarf!
sanity check(>4): d6=4
And he keeps giggling. Forever.

Bubbles "Mc"Warhead, Soap Maker, has went insane!
Bubbles is a NPC now.
Cheddarius is next on the list and will spawn next turn, after he chose a name and profession.


attacks: d4=4, hit: d6=6, evade: d6+0.5=3.5
hit: d6=2, evade: d6+0.5=5.5
hit: d6=4, evade: d6+0.5=1.5
hit: d6=5, evade: d6+0.5=3.5
Streams of acid spurt all over you!
One sort of acid starts to dissolve you leather armor, the other one damages your skin!

>_

Still catching some Z's, tough knowing myself,
I am litteraly trying to catch some Z's.
which could probably be in a wierd dream sequence..

You try to literally catch Zs, but a loud mooing from the elf interrupts you:

"Mooohooo! Mooooöööh!"

Oh noes! Cows start running out of the shed!

>_

Go downward, readying myself against things such as bosses, mooks, king mooks, degraded bosses, allen o'neil, the spanish inquisition, and waffles.

You go down a steep slope preparing yourself...
But not against the spanish inquisition. Somehow you don't expect to meet them. Nobody does that!
Instead of the inquisition you meet a goblin!

"Eek! Ugar zos!"

>_


Status:

Spoiler: Ficeri (click to show/hide)

HP: 3/10

Natural Armor:
 (6) Head: 3
 (5-4) Upper Body: 5
 (3) Lower Body:3
 (2) Arms: 4
 (1) Legs: 4

Equipment
 worn phantom spider silk dress (equipped)

Spoiler: Ngug (click to show/hide)

HP: 11/15

Natural Armor:
 (6) Head: 3
 (5-4) Upper Body: 5
 (3) Lower Body:3
 (2) Arms: 4
 (1) Legs: 4

Attacks
 1d4 attacks per turn
 Normal Acid: hit+0, 2d6 dmg per turn
 Anti-Armor Acid: hit+0
 ??

Spoiler: Goblin (click to show/hide)

HP: 8/8

Natural Armor:
 (6) Head: 3
 (5-4) Upper Body: 5+1
 (3) Lower Body:4+1
 (2) Arms: 4
 (1) Legs: 4

Equipment
 copper scale mail: armor+1 (equipped)
 backpack with something round in it (equipped)

Spoiler: Iron Boatbucket (click to show/hide)

HP: 6/10
Skills:
 Competent Fish Cleaner (+1.5)
 Novice Striker (+0.5)
 Novice Herbalist (+0.5)
 Novice Cook (+0.5)
 Novice Animal Trainer (+0.5)
 Novice Dodger (+0.5)

Inventory
 wooden spear: hit+1, 1d12+3 dmg (equipped)
 elk bird horn fragment: hit-1, 1d8 dmg (equipped)
 leather armor (equipped)
 pig tail robe
 1 ration of plump helmet stew
 marble figurine of inflict serious headache
 rusty iron whip: hit+0, 2d6-1 dmg

Spoiler: Bubbles "Mc"Warhead (click to show/hide)

INSANE!
Skills:
 Proficient Soap Maker (+2.5)
 Adequate Wizard (+1.0)
 Novice Dodger (+0.5)
 
Inventory
 balanced spinal cord: hit+0, 1d20-4 dmg (equipped)
 pig tail robe of the soapmakers' guild (equipped)
 Isethònul Bistökzuntîr
 2 rotten puppy ears
 branch: hit-1, 1d12 dmg
 1 piece of soap
 stange old paper

Spoiler: Urist Barrelburns (click to show/hide)

HP: 9/10
Skills:
Proficient Soap Maker (+2.5)

Inventory
 stone of gabbro (hauled)
 dirty pig tail robe of the soapmakers' guild (equipped)
 rusty knife: hit-1, 1d6+1 dmg

Spoiler: Urdim Milkman (click to show/hide)

HP: 6/10
Skills:
Competent Milker (+1.5)

Inventory
 pig tail robe (equipped)
 Clownite Scythe: hit-1, 3d10 dmg (equipped)

[Haspen]

LOL@Bubbles.

Lol again for good measure.

XD

[Rolan7]

XD indeed!

Have our heroes finally found a worthy doom?  No shame falling in combat with an acid-spewing godthing deep underground.

[dwarfguy2]

Kill it and take its stuff.

[Ultimuh]

Wait.. what? an elf? Do they make good soap?
Completely ignoring usless cows, I ask the elf in my soapy manner: "SOAP?" and hope he understands.

[IronyOwl]

I am so screwed. This will require much strategy and planning.

[Ochita]

...Fling the acid in its face?

[IronyOwl]

I have only one hope.

Hug Ngug!

[NUKE9.13]

Wee
I have become an NPC.
My survival chance has just tripled.
The fact that I will be unable to control my actions is fairly irrelevant in contrast to that.

(In my dream, I am the NPC; it is me)

[Samthere]

I have only one hope.

Hug Ngug!

THE HINT WAS IN THE NAME ALL ALONG

[Sheb]

I have only one hope.

Hug Ngug!

Great, more dead in the waiting list!

I promise I shall do everything to get your Marble Figurine back.

[Siquo]

I have become an NPC.
My survival chance has just tripled.

Damn you, DAMN YOU!

[NUKE9.13]

I have become an NPC.
My survival chance has just tripled.

Damn you, DAMN YOU!

Ahahahaha!
This was secretly my plan all along.
...
Wait, no.
...
Nevermind.
...

Spoiler: SOMEDAY (click to show/hide)

[Siquo]

I remember that. Don't worry.

I remember.

[Bardum Idith]

Cheddarius is occupied, so the next player spawning will be webadict!
He hasn't made a character yet.

Kill it and take its stuff.

hit: d6-1=4, evade: d6=5
The goblin dodges away from your attack!


He mischievously pulls two copper daggers out of his backpack and prepares to attack!

>_

Wait.. what? an elf? Do they make good soap?
Completely ignoring usless cows, I ask the elf in my soapy manner: "SOAP?" and hope he understands.

You soapiely ask the elf about soap. He looks surprised.

"Soap? Isn't that something you make of... dead people?!"

>_

Hug Ngug!

Ngug screams in agony as you hug him!
free: d6+2=4, hold: d6=5
He strugles against your grip, but you manage to hold him firmly!

dmg: 2d6=9, dmg: 2d6=7 , dmg: 2d6=6
The spatters of acid on your left arm, right arm and chest deal 4 points of damage!
Your leather armor starts to dissolve!

>_


Status:

Spoiler: Ficeri (click to show/hide)

HP: 3/10

Natural Armor:
 (6) Head: 3
 (5-4) Upper Body: 5
 (3) Lower Body:3
 (2) Arms: 4
 (1) Legs: 4

Equipment
 worn phantom spider silk dress (equipped)

Spoiler: Ngug (click to show/hide)

HP: 11/15

Natural Armor:
 (6) Head: 3
 (5-4) Upper Body: 5
 (3) Lower Body:3
 (2) Arms: 4
 (1) Legs: 4

Attacks
 1d4 attacks per turn
 Normal Acid: hit+0, 2d6 dmg per turn
 Anti-Armor Acid: hit+0
 ??

Spoiler: Goblin (click to show/hide)

HP: 8/8

Natural Armor:
 (6) Head: 3
 (5-4) Upper Body: 5+1
 (3) Lower Body:4+1
 (2) Arms: 4
 (1) Legs: 4

Equipment
 2 bronze daggers: hit+0, 1d10+2 dmg (equipped)
 copper scale mail: armor+1 (equipped)
 backpack with something round in it (equipped)

Spoiler: Bubbles "Mc"Warhead (click to show/hide)

HP:3/10
INSANE!
 
Equipment
 pig tail robe of the soapmakers' guild (equipped)

Spoiler: Iron Boatbucket (click to show/hide)

HP: 2/10
Skills:
 Competent Fish Cleaner (+1.5)
 Novice Striker (+0.5)
 Novice Herbalist (+0.5)
 Novice Cook (+0.5)
 Novice Animal Trainer (+0.5)
 Novice Dodger (+0.5)

Inventory
 wooden spear: hit+1, 1d12+3 dmg (equipped)
 elk bird horn fragment: hit-1, 1d8 dmg (equipped)
 worn leather armor (equipped)
 pig tail robe
 1 ration of plump helmet stew
 marble figurine of a sponge
 rusty iron whip: hit+0, 2d6-1 dmg

Spoiler: Urist Barrelburns (click to show/hide)

HP: 9/10
Skills:
Proficient Soap Maker (+2.5)

Inventory
 stone of gabbro (hauled)
 dirty pig tail robe of the soapmakers' guild (equipped)
 rusty knife: hit-1, 1d6+1 dmg

Spoiler: Urdim Milkman (click to show/hide)

HP: 6/10
Skills:
Competent Milker (+1.5)

Inventory
 pig tail robe (equipped)
 Clownite Scythe: hit-1, 3d10 dmg (equipped)