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[Dorten]

BTW, could you please die faster? Thanks.

This.

Also: *poke*

[Bardum Idith]

"Thanks. Let's hurry, there may be more of them. Also, does this fortress have a megabeast zoo or anything?"

Edit: after taking the scythe.

You take the scythe and head on searching a place to hide. Quickly you find an entrance to a cave.
While holding the scythe you sense a strange magical aura...

"Yeah, this seems to be a good place... And we even may find some ore here."


The group of warriors enters the cave. It appears to be leading far down.

>_

Now that I have had my fill, I will follow my soapy instincts to fond some materials for soap!

Your "instincts" lead you to the butchery. A butchering table and a container full of blood are standing here.
From inside the wooden shed you hear haunting moos.

>_

>Demand an autograph.

Point out that mangling our bodies would take even more time. Inquire what he would have been doing with his time instead.

"Wahaha, you fools, mangling your bodies is the opposite of wasting time! It's Fun!"

attacks: d4=1, hit: d6=1, evade: d6+0.5=4.5
Ngug releases a spray of acid from his tentacle-arm, but Bubbles steps aside from what would have been his autograph.
Ficeri stands there trembling while her skin goes white with fear...

>_


Status:

Spoiler: Ficeri (click to show/hide)

HP: 3/10

Natural Armor:
 (6) Head: 3
 (5-4) Upper Body: 5
 (3) Lower Body:3
 (2) Arms: 4
 (1) Legs: 4

Equipment
 worn phantom spider silk dress (equipped)

Spoiler: Ngug (click to show/hide)

HP: 15/15

Natural Armor:
 (6) Head: 3
 (5-4) Upper Body: 5
 (3) Lower Body:3
 (2) Arms: 4
 (1) Legs: 4

Attacks
 1d4 attacks per turn
 Normal Acid: hit+0, 2d6 dmg per turn
 ??
 ??

Spoiler: Iron Boatbucket (click to show/hide)

HP: 7/10
Skills:
 Competent Fish Cleaner (+1.5)
 Novice Striker (+0.5)
 Novice Herbalist (+0.5)
 Novice Cook (+0.5)
 Novice Animal Trainer (+0.5)
 Novice Dodger (+0.5)

Inventory
 wooden spear: hit+1, 1d12+3 dmg (equipped)
 fragile elk bird horn: hit-1, 2d8 dmg (equipped)
 leather armor (equipped)
 pig tail robe
 1 ration of plump helmet stew
 marble figurine of a pillar of salt
 rusty iron whip: hit+0, 2d6-1 dmg

Spoiler: Bubbles "Mc"Warhead (click to show/hide)

HP: 3/10
Skills:
 Proficient Soap Maker (+2.5)
 Adequate Wizard (+1.0)
 Novice Dodger (+0.5)
 
Inventory
 balanced spinal cord: hit+0, 1d20-4 dmg (equipped)
 pig tail robe of the soapmakers' guild (equipped)
 Isethònul Bistökzuntîr
 2 rotten puppy ears
 branch: hit-1, 1d12 dmg
 1 piece of soap
 stange old paper

Spoiler: Urist Barrelburns (click to show/hide)

HP: 8/10
Skills:
Proficient Soap Maker (+2.5)

Inventory
 stone of gabbro (hauled)
 dirty pig tail robe of the soapmakers' guild (equipped)
 rusty knife: hit-1, 1d6+1 dmg

Spoiler: Urdim Milkman (click to show/hide)

HP: 6/10
Skills:
Competent Milker (+1.5)

Inventory
 pig tail robe (equipped)
 Clownite Scythe: hit-1, 3d10 dmg (equipped)

[Sheb]

Ficeri look like a Zombie! :p

I suggest trying to stick the marble figurine of a thermonuclear missile or whatnot into Ngug's eyes. It'll then continue changing side inside her head thus destroy her brain.

[Ultimuh]

Stand outside the shed, with one of my hears at the walls, mooing back at the hauting sound.
Actually.. the sound is.. so.. relaxing.. almost.. .. zzzz

[dwarfguy2]

Forward and downward!

[NUKE9.13]

Oh no!!!
I am under attack!!!

DWARF FELLOW!
I HAVE A PLAN!
DISTACT NGUG FOR A MOMENT

Whilst Ngug is busy aggressing Iron, the Tome will be undefended. I will grab it, and then use its powers to... mess with Ngug, somehow.

>Dodge past Ngug, steal Tome

[IronyOwl]

After your valiance with the devourer I am wary but windmill attack Ngug!

[Bardum Idith]

Stand outside the shed, with one of my hears at the walls, mooing back at the hauting sound.
Actually.. the sound is.. so.. relaxing.. almost.. .. zzzz

You moooo like a cow. Relaxing!
You regenerate 1 HP!
Somebody comes out of the shed mooing:

"Mooohoo! M... ah ciwa!"

>_

Forward and downward!

You go further down the mine till the axedwarf stops the group.

"Hah, that's it! The ore! We must get as much as we can carry."
"You, uh, Milkman, could you look what's down there?"
"The last thing we can need now is a giant surprise with sharp fangs. Or claws. Or breath attacks."

>_

After your valiance with the devourer I am wary but windmill attack Ngug!

While you charge at the demon Ficeri sits down in fear-induced catatony and Bubbles takes his chance to run towards the book.
special move check(>3): d6=6, hit: d6-1+1=6, evade: d6=5, dmg: 1d12+3+2d8=20
stability check(>3): d6=3
You mill Ngug's upper body for 4 points of damage destroying your elk bird horn!


Ngug is not amused!
attacks: d4=2 hit: d6=4, evade: d6+0.5=4.5
hit: d6=4, evade: d6+0.5=3.5
He hits you with one spray of acid!

>_

>Dodge past Ngug, steal Tome

sanity check(>4): d6=2
You touch the book to pick it up, but...

"Aaaaaaaaaaarrrrggghhhh!!!!111"

You start screaming like insane. In fact, you are insane. And nerdified!
You are starting to totally lose control over your mind...

>...


Status:

Spoiler: Ficeri (click to show/hide)

HP: 3/10

Natural Armor:
 (6) Head: 3
 (5-4) Upper Body: 5
 (3) Lower Body:3
 (2) Arms: 4
 (1) Legs: 4

Equipment
 worn phantom spider silk dress (equipped)

Spoiler: Ngug (click to show/hide)

HP: 11/15

Natural Armor:
 (6) Head: 3
 (5-4) Upper Body: 5
 (3) Lower Body:3
 (2) Arms: 4
 (1) Legs: 4

Attacks
 1d4 attacks per turn
 Normal Acid: hit+0, 2d6 dmg per turn
 ??
 ??

Spoiler: Iron Boatbucket (click to show/hide)

HP: 7/10
Skills:
 Competent Fish Cleaner (+1.5)
 Novice Striker (+0.5)
 Novice Herbalist (+0.5)
 Novice Cook (+0.5)
 Novice Animal Trainer (+0.5)
 Novice Dodger (+0.5)

Inventory
 wooden spear: hit+1, 1d12+3 dmg (equipped)
 elk bird horn fragment: hit-1, 1d8 dmg (equipped)
 leather armor (equipped)
 pig tail robe
 1 ration of plump helmet stew
 marble figurine of a glob
 rusty iron whip: hit+0, 2d6-1 dmg

Spoiler: Bubbles "Mc"Warhead (click to show/hide)

HP: 3/10
Skills:
 Proficient Soap Maker (+2.5)
 Adequate Wizard (+1.0)
 Novice Dodger (+0.5)
 
Inventory
 balanced spinal cord: hit+0, 1d20-4 dmg (equipped)
 pig tail robe of the soapmakers' guild (equipped)
 Isethònul Bistökzuntîr
 2 rotten puppy ears
 branch: hit-1, 1d12 dmg
 1 piece of soap
 stange old paper

Spoiler: Urist Barrelburns (click to show/hide)

HP: 9/10
Skills:
Proficient Soap Maker (+2.5)

Inventory
 stone of gabbro (hauled)
 dirty pig tail robe of the soapmakers' guild (equipped)
 rusty knife: hit-1, 1d6+1 dmg

Spoiler: Urdim Milkman (click to show/hide)

HP: 6/10
Skills:
Competent Milker (+1.5)

Inventory
 pig tail robe (equipped)
 Clownite Scythe: hit-1, 3d10 dmg (equipped)

[Demonic Spoon]

Sanity is for the weak! 

[NUKE9.13]

WELP
Cant wait to be a useless piece of shit all day and cast all these spells
Oh fuck I'm falling down all these stairs

>Fall down all these stairs, giggling at my hilarious reference to internet humour.

[Ultimuh]

Still catching some Z's, tough knowing myself,
I am litteraly trying to catch some Z's.
which could probably be in a wierd dream sequence..

[IronyOwl]

Wipe off the acid. On Ngug, if possible, but priority one is not melting.

[iceball3]

Wipe off the acid. On Ngug, if possible, but priority one is not melting.

You'd think we'd be resistant to the acid that came from inside him... ._.

[dwarfguy2]

Go downward, readying myself against things such as bosses, mooks, king mooks, degraded bosses, allen o'neil, the spanish inquisition, and waffles.

[Rolan7]

Wipe off the acid. On Ngug, if possible, but priority one is not melting.

You'd think we'd be resistant to the acid that came from inside him... ._.

On the contrary, combat is all about getting one's insides all over their outsides.