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[Keita]

"Not from the head banging, but I feel there should be something to acompany the act... Well what do I know? I'm a wood burner who likes to piss of elves"

[Siquo]

"Well, there's an awesome number of songs to sing along with it. Such as "Let freedom ring with the ballista blast", "Fucking Hostile", "Raining Blood", and numerous others. Also hold your hand like this, and look angry. Drinking a lot also helps."

[Keita]

"THATS IT! I thought there was something to go with that to make it awesome"

>go to workshops

[Bardum Idith]

Siq Bangerhead, Thresher, is more experienced!
You are a novice teacher now!

Males Headsplode, Wood Burner, is more experienced!
You are a novice thresher now!

 

[Keita]

Why thank you!

Here is a waffle to show my gratitude (^_^)>#

[dwarfguy2]

Why thank you!

Here is a waffle to show my gratitude (^_^)>#

OMNOMNOM.

[Keita]

Why thank you!

Here is a waffle to show my gratitude (^_^)>#

OMNOMNOM.

HEY! no! down, bad dwarf! Not your waffle!

[dwarfguy2]

Why thank you!

Here is a waffle to show my gratitude (^_^)>#

OMNOMNOM.

HEY! no! down, bad dwarf! Not your waffle!

pout.

[IronyOwl]

Smile and wave at pretty dwarf lady.

[Dorten]

Me wants to the waiting list... Dorten Kickbucket the Dyer...

Also: nice avatar, IronyOwl

[Bardum Idith]

OMNOMNOM.

HEY! no! down, bad dwarf! Not your waffle!

pout.

...I don't think I'm going to eat the waffle after that 

> Go to the militia-room, ask if they need any meatfodder recruits!

"Recruits? No. But you are new and unknown here, that could be of use for a secret mission. There is a group of traitors here, who want to turn the fort's order into chaos! They are hiding somewhere in the caverns down the mining shaft.
Just gather as much information as you can and report it to me!"

>_

>go to workshops

You are in the workshop chamber now. There are tools for carpentry, masonry, mechanics and crafts. Peeking down the stairs you see several rocks and logs.

>_

Smile and wave at pretty dwarf lady.

You wave at her, but she turns back to the machine. The guard seems to become really angry!


Then the dwarven lady turns around again and goes to the fort's entrance. She whispers something as she passes by you.
listening check (>3): d6=3 -> failed
You recognize she said the word "follow". You aren't sure if there has been a "don't" before it, though...

>_


Status:

Spoiler: Siq Bangerhead (click to show/hide)

HP: 10/10
Skills:
 Adequate Thresher (+1)
 Novice Teacher (+0.5)

Inventory
 pig tail robe (equipped)
 branch: hit+0, 1d12 dmg (equipped)
 leather bag with threshed iron

Spoiler: Iron Boatbucket (click to show/hide)

HP: 10/10
Skills:
 Competent Fish Cleaner (+1.5)

Inventory
 pig tail robe (equipped)
 cave fish (clean)

Spoiler: Males Headsplode (click to show/hide)

HP: 10/10
Skills:
 Competent Wood Burner (+1.5)
 Novice Thresher (+0.5)

Inventory
 pig tail robe (equipped)
 unicorn bone ring (equipped)

[Siquo]

> Ask guy-in-militia-room for information first: "I'll need a lead first... Who are they? What do they want, and why do they oppose the current regime?"

[Haspen]

Lye Maker, Zan Doompowder!

Tall, pale, copper hair&beard, likes to randomly toss lye into eyes of others. Of course, a bucket of lye in his hands.

That's why he don't have friends :<

Waiting line, of course.

[Bardum Idith]

> Ask guy-in-militia-room for information first: "I'll need a lead first... Who are they? What do they want, and why do they oppose the current regime?"

"They look like normal dwarves and run around in this fortress, but in their hearts they are elves! Instead of working for the wealth and glory of dwarvenkind these traitors want to stand around all day like lazy treehuggers. First, of course, they are going to murder everyone who represents the values and the honor of dwarves. Like us."

>_

[Siquo]

> "Right sir, yes sir! We can't have elven treehuggers in our ranks!"

> Go to the hallway, look where the haulers are getting their rocks, and go there.