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[Bardum Idith]

Pause in trepidation.

While you stand there you notice a foul stench attacking your nostrils!
You can hear somebody or something snoring in the cave...

>_

>FORWARDS (into the olivine)

After a while of going forth to stop EVIL, you are standing in a vast olivine cavern.
There are skeletons lying around. In the distance you see a dark green structure with a huge skeleton in front of it.

You sense the presence of EVIL!

>_

>Throw the rock at the zombies head, if it doesn't go down get the hell out of the building.

Sneaky bonus: hit+1!
hit: d6=4, evade: d6-1=3
You hit the zombie's body with the rock, shooting a hole into it!
After a while the zombie turns around. It is not amused.
(the zombie now is sort of "down", at least parts of it...)

>_


Status:

Spoiler: Zombie (click to show/hide)

HP: lower than before

Natural Armor:
(6) Head: 3
(5) Arms: 4
(4-3) Upper Body: 5
(2) Lower Body: 4
(1) Legs: 4

Attacks
Punch: hit+0, 1d8 dmg
Kick: hit-1, 1d12 dmg

Spoiler: Iron Boatbucket (click to show/hide)

HP: 8/10
Skills:
 Competent Fish Cleaner (+1.5)
 Novice Striker (+0.5)
 Novice Herbalist (+0.5)
 Novice Cook (+0.5)

Inventory
 Ikudmeng Dodók Nďng: armor+2 (equipped)
 wooden spear: hit+1, 1d12+3 dmg (equipped)
 elk bird horn: hit-1, 2d8 dmg (equipped)
 leather armor (equipped)
 pig tail robe
 4 rations of plump helmet stew
 marble figurine of a leech(man/woman)

Spoiler: Bubbles "Mc"Warhead (click to show/hide)

HP: 9/10
Skills:
 Proficient Soap Maker (+2.5)
 
Inventory
 pig tail robe of the soapmakers' guild (equipped)
 branch: hit-1, 1d12 dmg (equipped)
 1 piece of soap
 stange old paper

Spoiler: Mish Forkscorn (click to show/hide)

HP: 10/10
Skills:
 Proficient Cheese Maker (+2.5)
 
Inventory
 cave spider silk robe (equipped)
 skull with rotten skin (bah!)
 +draltha cheese+ (contaminated with rotten skin)

[NUKE9.13]

>Ascend ancient temple
>Try to read this piece of paper

[Haspen]

> Assault nostrils a little more, then breeze back into the cave.

[IronyOwl]

Creep stealthily into the cave, attempting to find whatever is snoring. Intentionally, if possible, rather than by tripping over its nose.

[Halmie]

Wait till it comes closer then karate kick to the head using the steps for extra height.

[Bardum Idith]

>Ascend ancient temple
>Try to read this piece of paper

You go forwards, engrossed in reading the paper...
It seems to be some sort of table. On the top you can read the word "strength". The paper is emitting an unholy aura.
Maybe it's a magical scroll??


Because you were reading instead of looking around you, you find yourself surrounded by wild beasts:
Horror! Zombie puppies in the deep!

>_

Creep stealthily into the cave, attempting to find whatever is snoring. Intentionally, if possible, rather than by tripping over its nose.

You creep into the dark cave.
Sneak check(>3): d6=1
But not so stealthily...


The beast wakes up and growls loudly!
Kib: "Oh my Usen Shellsjewels the Blockaded Pearls of Castles, it's a bearmna!"

>_


hit: d6-1=0, evade: d6-1=2
You miss the zombie!
hit: d6=6, evade: d6=5, dmg: 1d8=2
The zombie hits you with its rotten fist! It doesn't hurt...

What a lame fight!

>_

Status:

Spoiler: Zombie (click to show/hide)

HP: unlikely

Natural Armor:
(6) Head: 3
(5) Arms: 4
(4-3) Upper Body: 5
(2) Lower Body: 4
(1) Legs: 4

Attacks
Punch: hit+0, 1d8 dmg
Kick: hit-1, 1d12 dmg

Spoiler: Zombie Puppy (click to show/hide)

HP: negative

Natural Armor:
(6) Head: 3
(5-4) Upper Body: 4
(3) Lower Body: 3
(2-1) Legs: 4

Attacks
bite: hit+0, 2d6 dmg

Spoiler: Iron Boatbucket (click to show/hide)

HP: 8/10
Skills:
 Competent Fish Cleaner (+1.5)
 Novice Striker (+0.5)
 Novice Herbalist (+0.5)
 Novice Cook (+0.5)

Inventory
 Ikudmeng Dodók Nďng: armor+2 (equipped)
 wooden spear: hit+1, 1d12+3 dmg (equipped)
 elk bird horn: hit-1, 2d8 dmg (equipped)
 leather armor (equipped)
 pig tail robe
 4 rations of plump helmet stew
 marble figurine of an atom smasher missile

Spoiler: Bubbles "Mc"Warhead (click to show/hide)

HP: 9/10
Skills:
 Proficient Soap Maker (+2.5)
 
Inventory
 pig tail robe of the soapmakers' guild (equipped)
 branch: hit-1, 1d12 dmg (equipped)
 1 piece of soap
 stange old paper

Spoiler: Mish Forkscorn (click to show/hide)

HP: 10/10
Skills:
 Proficient Cheese Maker (+2.5)
 
Inventory
 cave spider silk robe (equipped)
 skull with rotten skin (bah!)
 +draltha cheese+ (contaminated with rotten skin)

[Labs]

Wait a second, I remeber that bear. Does he make whoosh noises? Anyway,  would like a dwarf for the waiting list. A wood burner with a beard fit for a viking. Uvast McDwarf of the Legendary McDwarf Family.

[IronyOwl]

Dance for bearmna.

If that doesn't work attack normally. Normally being a relative term when your offhand is an antler and your target is a bearmna.

[Haspen]

> Assault the nostrils of the bearmna and tickle his flesh, trying to deconcetrate him.

If I'm allowed

[Samthere]

BEAR MNA MNA
doo doo, doo doo doo

[Urist McOverlord]

Atom smasher missile figurine. Best yet.

[NUKE9.13]

OI
COPYRIGHT INFRINGMENT
I DEMAND ROY-ALA-TEES

>Pick up one puppy by its ears and use it to smack the other puppies.

[maxicaxi]

OI
COPYRIGHT INFRINGMENT
I DEMAND ROY-ALA-TEES

>Pick up one puppy by its ears and use it to smack the other puppies.

no i demand it to be copyleft INFRINGMENT (not telling who creator was but still allowed) 

[Halmie]

>I run to the top of the stairs, grabbing a rock as I go, smash the rock on the zombies head then try to shove it down the stairs.

[Siquo]

ROY-ALA-TEES

It's because of the metric system.