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Beeskee

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Dwarf Fortress rumors that are totally true! :)
« on: April 11, 2010, 09:00:44 pm »

Rumors that are totally true and not just some stuff I made up. :D


They're working on a full-featured version of DF for the iphone/touch/pad with graphics and a streamlined UI.

They are collaborating with Valve to make a Source version of DF, as well as looking into licensing some of their code to Valve so HL3 can have hydrostatic water pressure and etc.



Remember, not fiction! ;)

Post your rumors. :)
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Re: Dwarf Fortress rumors that are totally true! :)
« Reply #1 on: April 11, 2010, 09:04:50 pm »

There's a special type of HFS underground.
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« Reply #2 on: April 11, 2010, 10:29:01 pm »

And the special fortress has an "excalibur" on the glowing floor.
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« Reply #3 on: April 11, 2010, 10:40:40 pm »

The further down you dig, the further you get from all the nasties that wanna bite you.
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« Reply #4 on: April 11, 2010, 10:49:31 pm »

They're called "Forgotten Beasts" because the dwarves were all drunk at the time.
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« Reply #5 on: April 11, 2010, 11:23:48 pm »

The humans have substance called "fire."  It's like water, but hot.  Stupid humans!   
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« Reply #6 on: April 11, 2010, 11:26:24 pm »

The further down you go, the hotter it gets, Beware The Planets Core!

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« Reply #7 on: April 11, 2010, 11:27:26 pm »

According to so-called "human science," too much booze can kill you. But we all know that human science is a load of hooey anyways.
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« Reply #8 on: April 12, 2010, 12:37:56 am »

I heard from a friend of a friend that knows a guy that Toady is working on a Dwarf Fortress MMO.  It won't be complete until all the stuff about building in adventure mode is done, but basically everybody will start in the same world in their respective civilizations in year 1.  Your character will continue doing actions when you're away, and when you die, you can take over as one of your family members who isn't being played yet.  New players can also pick from those people.  After 1050 in-game years, the world is exported to everybody who played in it as a world you can build fortresses in.  I don't think you'll be able to play as megabeasts though.
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« Reply #9 on: April 12, 2010, 01:36:15 am »

While an awesome thought, I find it hard to believe DF players would let the world reach year 2 before bringing about the Age of Death =/

As for rumors... well, I hear that it's eventually going to be possible to load living beings into catapults. They don't even have to be tamed, so throwing bronze colossi at the latest goblin siege would be entirely possible.

'Course, catching the thing again after it slaughters the siege would be the ??? between Launch! and Profit...
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« Reply #10 on: April 12, 2010, 01:42:09 am »

Originally there were only two people on the planet, both dwarf size. One was hardcore and the other was sort of lame. The hardcore one gave the lame one an uppercut so powerful it stretched hes spine, and he became the first human.

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« Reply #11 on: April 12, 2010, 01:44:23 am »

There's this drink, Flaming Dwarven Rum which you drink by setting yourself on fire and drinking rum. It's apparently delicious and very exciting.
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« Reply #12 on: April 12, 2010, 06:06:46 am »

There's this drink, Flaming Dwarven Rum which you drink by setting yourself on fire and drinking rum. It's apparently delicious and very exciting.
I'm actually going to try that...
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« Reply #13 on: April 12, 2010, 06:10:30 am »

'Like a rocket powered roller coaster' I think he said. He then mumbled something that sounded like 'massive explosion' but it might have just been 'Macedonian erosion' so that's all right.
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« Reply #14 on: April 12, 2010, 06:17:10 am »

Dwarf Fortress 2 (or Slaves to Armok, God of Blood 3) will shift to a full 3D environment with online multiplayer capabilities. And possibly be built in Java.
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