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[NUKE9.13]

Reach into his guts and pull out his spleen

((Can we do that in adventure mode now? I haven't tried it))

[Omegastick]

Why all the rat hate?

[Acanthus117]

Why all the rat hate?

Because we need EXP

[NUKE9.13]

Why all the rat hate?

Because we need EXP

Precious, precious eskp.
Which, as we all know, can only be harvested from the organs of fluffy creatures.

[Ottofar]

Pinch it's head off.

[ClaySpider]

And then... take your chance and grab its `left eye tooth´!

Everyone knows the `right eye tooth´ is the far most smallest of the two, and you don't want that, do you?

[Tyg13]

What an intrepid explorer you are! You have so many ideas. Unfortunately, the rat in front of you really doesn't give much time to think.

Attack it again!

Gouge out it's eyes

(2)You run towards the rat, shield and sword in hand. With a true burst of finesse, the rat jumps forwards in the nick of time directly under at your exposed legs, knocking you in mid-air. (4) Luckily, you deftly spin in the nick of time, and land hard on the ground. The rat doesn't seem too pleased.

if that fails: kick it!

(6) The rat seems dazed as a result of the previous brawl. You seize the moment violently, running directly at the rat from behind. You jump up and kick the rat in the head. (6) Turning around, the rat hisses and spats viciously, but fails to block the large boot that connects, making the creature's head explode in a burst of gore.

Reach into his guts and pull out his spleen

(1)Blessed with a very peculiar desire to own its spleen, you cut the beast open and let the guts spill out. You're not sure exactly which one is the spleen, so you just grab the one that looks most spleen-like. SPLEEN-GET!

And then... take your chance and grab its `left eye tooth´!

Everyone knows the `right eye tooth´ is the far most smallest of the two, and you don't want that, do you?

(2)You don't know which one is the 'right eye tooth', so you just grab the fang. It seems more appropriate that way anyways.

Spoiler: Inventory (click to show/hide)

-Maple Training Sword-
-Maple Buckler-
-Pig tail cloth Tunic-
-Pig tail cloth Leggings-
-Horse leather Glove- x2
-Horse leather Low boot- x2
Unknown Rat Organ
Rat Fang

Spoiler: Attributes (click to show/hide)

Dabbling Wrestler
Dabbling Fighter

[Ochita]

Get the other fang

[Bandages]

Use fang to skin rat hide and turn into rat fur hat! Proceed to WEAR HAT.

[Tyg13]

Use fang to skin rat hide and turn into rat fur hat! Proceed to WEAR HAT.

Feeling rather gruesome today, aren't we now? (4) You manage to find the other fang in the bloody mess that resulted from said kick to the skull. You cut off the hide of the rat. (6) Lovingly, you craft masterwork hats out of the rat, a total of three hats out of the available fur. You then wear a hat and run off, the spoils of war hanging off of your belt.

Whatever are you to do now?

Spoiler: Inventory (click to show/hide)

-Maple Training Sword-
-Maple Buckler-
-Pig tail cloth Tunic-
-Pig tail cloth Leggings-
-Horse leather Glove- x2
-Horse leather Low boot- x2
Unknown Rat Organ
Rat Fang x2
☼Rat Fur Hat☼ x3

Spoiler: Attributes (click to show/hide)

Dabbling Wrestler
Dabbling Fighter
Dabbling Tanner

[Jopax]

Sell two rat-hats and buy booze with the money

[LeoLeonardoIII]

> Get un-lost in the woods

[Acanthus117]

No, first pick up pebbles and decorate all the hats with them, to increase their value.

[Ochita]

Use herbalism to get rope weed, then make a gauntlet using a glove, the rope weed and the 2 fangs.

[Tyg13]

No, first pick up pebbles and decorate all the hats with them, to increase their value.

(2) You haphazardly search for pebbles to decorate the hats with. You find some pebbles, but have to opt for some rat gore to stick them on with. The hat's value seems to have diminished a bit from the smell of the rat gore. Perhaps some nice-smelling herbs would lessen the horrid smell.

Use herbalism to get rope weed, then make a gauntlet using a glove, the rope weed and the 2 fangs.

(4-1)* Searching around, you find some plants and begin to spin them into a makeshift rope. The rope seems strong, but a more permanent solution will probably be a better idea. The fangs menace with dried blood from the previous owner's unfortunate accident.

> Get un-lost in the woods

(1) Your astounding plan to get un-lost from the woods has backfired. Not that you really had a plan anyway. Now, we're in different surroundings, a large mountain looms in the distance, but the distance is hard to tell from your view. Maybe from a higher point in a tree would work.

Spoiler: Inventory (click to show/hide)

-Maple Training Sword-
-Maple Buckler-
-Pig tail cloth Tunic-
-Pig tail cloth Leggings-
-Horse leather Rat fang Gauntlet- x2
-Horse leather Low boot- x2
Unknown Rat Organ
≡Rat Fur Hat≡ x3

Spoiler: Attributes (click to show/hide)

Dabbling Wrestler
Dabbling Fighter
Dabbling Tanner
Dabbling Weaver

* I've decided to add in roll bonuses and penalties due to skill. It's simply not realistic for Obog Glasswatered to be able to MacGuyver his way out of things by crafting a masterwork iron sword out of some pebbles and a tree, without any previous smithing skills.

On a non-related note. Does anyone know how to do those fancy tooltips for text? I'd be easier to handle some things that way.