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Author Topic: Humane society features Dwarf Fortress in comercial.  (Read 2230 times)

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Humane society features Dwarf Fortress in comercial.
« on: April 11, 2010, 03:36:02 am »
Just saw their latest commercial. It talks of Horses killed for meat. (We can all relate to that) Dogs fighting each other giant zombie elephants to the death. (been there, done that.) Cats neglected and abused Killed for their juicy meats for their skins for their fat for their bones and skulls For the good of all of us. (We all hate catsplosion) And Innocent Zombie seals beaten up on sight by peasants The military.
It's all so dwarvenly!
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Re: Humane society features Dwarf Fortress in comercial.
« Reply #1 on: April 11, 2010, 04:27:45 am »
who did such a thing? PETA?
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Re: Humane society features Dwarf Fortress in comercial.
« Reply #2 on: April 11, 2010, 04:31:46 am »
From the title, I'm assuming the humane society.
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Re: Humane society features Dwarf Fortress in comercial.
« Reply #3 on: April 11, 2010, 04:50:54 am »
This ad was, not about Dwarf Fortress?
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Re: Humane society features Dwarf Fortress in comercial.
« Reply #4 on: April 11, 2010, 05:20:00 am »
The ad had nothing to do with dwarf fortress, he's just drawing comparison.
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Re: Humane society features Dwarf Fortress in comercial.
« Reply #5 on: April 11, 2010, 09:11:54 am »
Quote from: JoshBrickstien on April 11, 2010, 03:36:02 am
Horses killed for meat

What's wrong with that? Cows get killed for meat all the time, they're not that different.
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Re: Humane society features Dwarf Fortress in comercial.
« Reply #6 on: April 11, 2010, 10:13:15 am »
Sure they are -- cow's taste better.
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Re: Humane society features Dwarf Fortress in comercial.
« Reply #7 on: April 11, 2010, 10:22:49 am »
Cows are also smarter. It's pretty much only because we bred them to be eaten that we eat them. Whereas horses we've bred to be mounts and beasts of burden.
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Re: Humane society features Dwarf Fortress in comercial.
« Reply #8 on: April 11, 2010, 11:22:56 am »
Quote from: Eagleon on April 11, 2010, 10:22:49 am
Cows are also smarter.

Wat....

I don't know how many cows you have been around but horses are way way smarter than cows, this is from personal experience with hundreds of cows and probably 50 horses I have personally encountered.  Cows are only smarter than say, a pile of wet newspaper, while horses are smart as, or even smarter than dogs.
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Re: Humane society features Dwarf Fortress in comercial.
« Reply #9 on: April 11, 2010, 11:47:43 am »
And this commercial failed to demonstrate the contribution annimals make to science? 1: bump. 2: splat. 4: Splat. 5: SPLAT. 8: Very gory splat. >8: ²²²²²²²
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Re: Humane society features Dwarf Fortress in comercial.
« Reply #10 on: April 11, 2010, 12:42:06 pm »
Quote from: gtmattz on April 11, 2010, 11:22:56 am
Quote from: Eagleon on April 11, 2010, 10:22:49 am
Cows are also smarter.

Wat....

I don't know how many cows you have been around but horses are way way smarter than cows, this is from personal experience with hundreds of cows and probably 50 horses I have personally encountered.  Cows are only smarter than say, a pile of wet newspaper, while horses are smart as, or even smarter than dogs.

Domestic cows, he was saying that wild cows before domestication were smart.
We bread them to eat grass and get fat and not put up a fight.
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Re: Humane society features Dwarf Fortress in comercial.
« Reply #11 on: April 11, 2010, 04:25:19 pm »
This thread is kind of in poor taste...
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Re: Humane society features Dwarf Fortress in comercial.
« Reply #12 on: April 11, 2010, 05:38:46 pm »
Quote from: Tonjevic on April 11, 2010, 04:25:19 pm
This thread is kind of in poor taste...
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Re: Humane society features Dwarf Fortress in comercial.
« Reply #13 on: April 11, 2010, 05:43:22 pm »
By the way, pigs are smarter than dogs.
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Re: Humane society features Dwarf Fortress in comercial.
« Reply #14 on: April 11, 2010, 06:41:06 pm »
Quote from: ein on April 11, 2010, 05:43:22 pm
By the way, pigs are tastier than dogs.

Fixed.
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Quote from: MaximumZero on October 26, 2012, 11:28:55 pm
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