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[Loyal]

Is it finally time to stop the elf hate?

No.

Perhaps it's time to stop the hatred.

No.

War bears and war elephants can help us put the past behind us, no?

No, but they can help put the elves beneath us. And by beneath us I mean in shallow graves, and by shallow graves I mean we're killing them and turning them into ☼Elf Bone Bolts☼ to kill more elves with.

Son, I think you have some issues you may want to have looked at...

And no, I don't mean "issue a stream of lava at the problem" either.

[Urist McCyrilin]

I am all for overcoming the Elf hate. It was funny for a while but we are way past that point. "KILL ALL HIPPIES" has become just as obnoxious as "APPLY MAGMA".

[RedWarrior0]

Warning: This thread has been marked for dumping into magma. Please evacuate all dwarven posts that refuse to comply with the traitorous elven ways. One Kilourist of magma is en route to this thread to enforce its liquidation. Please evacuate all dwarven posts.

[Pwnzerfaust]

Give an elf a fire and he's warm for a night. Drop an elf in magma and he's warm for the rest of his life.

[Adamantine Fist]

I must admit, the new elves are sort of nice. Especially since I just recieved my first elven caravan and it was carrying approximately 4-7 hundred thousand dwarfbucks worth of stuff. At least a hundred pages of stuff, if not several hundred. This seems rather like a bug, though, methinks.

[Gabeux]

I like elves, and how their females got those pointy ears, fine bodies, blond hairs, and blue eyes....

I mean, yeah, the animals they bring, sure!
And when I play Adventure/Fortress, I always hate/kill humans.
I think I'm turning a Dwarf.
I think I understand the concept of...fun.

[Max White]

I like elves, and how their females got those pointy ears, fine bodies, blond hairs, and blue eyes....

I mean, yeah, the animals they bring, sure!
And when I play Adventure/Fortress, I always hate/kill humans.
I think I'm turning a Dwarf.
I think I understand the concept of...fun.

Blond hair and blue eyes you say? That sounds like the kind of thing some sort of evil dictator would go for. Anyway, screw your 'high elves' with there homogeneous genetics! Green eyed, brown hair forest elves are for the win!

[Doomshifter]

I like elves, and how their females got those pointy ears, fine bodies, blond hairs, and blue eyes....

I mean, yeah, the animals they bring, sure!
And when I play Adventure/Fortress, I always hate/kill humans.
I think I'm turning a Dwarf.
I think I understand the concept of...fun.

Blond hair and blue eyes you say? That sounds like the kind of thing some sort of evil dictator would go for. Anyway, screw your 'high elves' with there homogeneous genetics! Green eyed, brown hair forest elves are for the win!

Mm, green eyes are hot.

But I like dark elves. Dark, chocolate skin, pure white hair, glowing yellow eyes~ Yum.

I am such a perv.

[LoSboccacc]

[Max White]

I like elves, and how their females got those pointy ears, fine bodies, blond hairs, and blue eyes....

I mean, yeah, the animals they bring, sure!
And when I play Adventure/Fortress, I always hate/kill humans.
I think I'm turning a Dwarf.
I think I understand the concept of...fun.

Blond hair and blue eyes you say? That sounds like the kind of thing some sort of evil dictator would go for. Anyway, screw your 'high elves' with there homogeneous genetics! Green eyed, brown hair forest elves are for the win!

Mm, green eyes are hot.

But I like dark elves. Dark, chocolate skin, pure white hair, glowing yellow eyes~ Yum.

I am such a perv.

Well each to there own! I also like the snow elf, with straight black hair and eyes ranging from deep to light blue, and skin as pale as snow itself.

Yea, me too...

[Gabeux]

I like elves, and how their females got those pointy ears, fine bodies, blond hairs, and blue eyes....

I mean, yeah, the animals they bring, sure!
And when I play Adventure/Fortress, I always hate/kill humans.
I think I'm turning a Dwarf.
I think I understand the concept of...fun.

Blond hair and blue eyes you say? That sounds like the kind of thing some sort of evil dictator would go for. Anyway, screw your 'high elves' with there homogeneous genetics! Green eyed, brown hair forest elves are for the win!

Mm, green eyes are hot.

But I like dark elves. Dark, chocolate skin, pure white hair, glowing yellow eyes~ Yum.

I am such a perv.

Well each to there own! I also like the snow elf, with straight black hair and eyes ranging from deep to light blue, and skin as pale as snow itself.

Yea, me too...

Max White, you win

[Particleman]

I like elves better because they're not bringing me carts full of nothing but cloth when I have an entire level of my map stuffed to the damn rafters with bins full of cloth.

I still don't like them very much, though. The last thing I did in the last version was build an elaborate drowning trap for them.

[bombcar]

I know you can get war elephants. Tame an elephant in a cage, then train war animal until it is trained. Release it!

[monk12]

I like elves, and how their females got those pointy ears, fine bodies, blond hairs, and blue eyes....

I mean, yeah, the animals they bring, sure!
And when I play Adventure/Fortress, I always hate/kill humans.
I think I'm turning a Dwarf.
I think I understand the concept of...fun.

Blond hair and blue eyes you say? That sounds like the kind of thing some sort of evil dictator would go for. Anyway, screw your 'high elves' with there homogeneous genetics! Green eyed, brown hair forest elves are for the win!

Mm, green eyes are hot.

But I like dark elves. Dark, chocolate skin, pure white hair, glowing yellow eyes~ Yum.

I am such a perv.

Well each to there own! I also like the snow elf, with straight black hair and eyes ranging from deep to light blue, and skin as pale as snow itself.

Yea, me too...

Max White, you win

Oh Armok, what has happened to this thread.

[Beeskee]

Woah, where is that comic from? It's hilarious.


Edit: Another game series that includes Elf Abuse: the Overlord series.