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Good idea?

Yes
- 24 (26.7%)
Sure
- 6 (6.7%)
of course
- 9 (10%)
Who's Steve Erwin?
- 7 (7.8%)
Didn't that guy get killed by stingrays?
- 36 (40%)
No.
- 8 (8.9%)

Total Members Voted: 90


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Author Topic: Steve Irwin Dwarf - Awesome Idea or Not?  (Read 2471 times)

GaxkangtheUnbound

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Steve Irwin Dwarf - Awesome Idea or Not?
« on: April 10, 2010, 05:46:14 pm »

Embark in a saltwater marsh(Tropical is preferred) with dwarves skilled in only wrestling. Watch the carnage. Enjoy.
« Last Edit: April 11, 2010, 09:22:16 am by GaxkangtheUnbound »
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Re: Steve Erwin Dwarf - Awesome Idea or Not?
« Reply #1 on: April 10, 2010, 05:55:01 pm »

You are a horrible person. Yet, this is totally appropriate for DF.
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Re: Steve Erwin Dwarf - Awesome Idea or Not?
« Reply #2 on: April 10, 2010, 05:59:46 pm »

It's spelt Irwin, but apart from that - awesome idea. Dwarf 'gator Wrestlin'!
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Re: Steve Erwin Dwarf - Awesome Idea or Not?
« Reply #3 on: April 10, 2010, 06:10:07 pm »

Don't let him go in the ocean with the stingrays.
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Re: Steve Erwin Dwarf - Awesome Idea or Not?
« Reply #4 on: April 10, 2010, 06:21:07 pm »

I would just like to state for the record that if anyone makes a combat-report "has been struck down" joke you get five lashings.

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Re: Steve Erwin Dwarf - Awesome Idea or Not?
« Reply #5 on: April 10, 2010, 06:27:17 pm »

BONUS POINT: Have hes child used as a humandwarven shield against a giant crocodile.

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Re: Steve Erwin Dwarf - Awesome Idea or Not?
« Reply #6 on: April 10, 2010, 06:32:28 pm »

BONUS POINT: Have hes child used as a humandwarven shield against a giant crocodile.

Perhaps this should be in Adventure Mode?

Irwin sticks thumb in Cave Crocodile _____.
Cave Crocodile is pissed off.
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Re: Steve Erwin Dwarf - Awesome Idea or Not?
« Reply #7 on: April 10, 2010, 06:38:52 pm »

I would just like to state for the record that if anyone makes a combat-report "has been struck down" joke you get five lashings.

Stingray stabs Steve Irwin in the upper body!
The attack is deflected by Steve Irwin's pig tail cloth vest!

That's what would happen in the new version.
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GaxkangtheUnbound

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Re: Steve Erwin Dwarf - Awesome Idea or Not?
« Reply #8 on: April 10, 2010, 06:42:31 pm »

I idolized liked the guy's show.(Before)
Too bad he had an out-dated version.
« Last Edit: April 10, 2010, 06:48:19 pm by GaxkangtheUnbound »
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Re: Steve Erwin Dwarf - Awesome Idea or Not?
« Reply #9 on: April 10, 2010, 06:42:45 pm »

I would just like to state for the record that if anyone makes a combat-report "has been struck down" joke you get five lashings.

Stingray stabs Steve Irwin in the upper body!
The attack is deflected by Steve Irwin's pig tail cloth vest!

That's what would happen in the new version.

You can get karki dye now?

Max White

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Re: Steve Erwin Dwarf - Awesome Idea or Not?
« Reply #10 on: April 10, 2010, 06:43:37 pm »

I idolized this guy.
Too bad he had an out-dated version.

You just failed the Australian citizen test.

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Re: Steve Erwin Dwarf - Awesome Idea or Not?
« Reply #11 on: April 10, 2010, 06:43:59 pm »

If there is a way to have the others build traps around the Steve dwarf, you could stock up a zoo.
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Re: Steve Irwin Dwarf - Awesome Idea or Not?
« Reply #12 on: April 10, 2010, 07:27:35 pm »

This could be an entertaining Adventurer LP idea. The idea is not to kill or cause permanent harm to the creature, but to observe them in their natural habitat; but we need to take a closer look... CRIKEY! That hippopotamus is one feisty gobbla.

And yeah, it's spelled Steve Irwin. And yes, stingrays weren't too fond of him.

Of course, if we're going with adventuring, I advise you hunt for a cave croc first.
« Last Edit: April 10, 2010, 07:32:28 pm by Itnetlolor »
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Re: Steve Erwin Dwarf - Awesome Idea or Not?
« Reply #13 on: April 10, 2010, 08:22:31 pm »

The guy was known to poke live deadly snakes with a stick for no real reason other then making them jump at him.

I think he died doing what he loved, annoying deadly animals.

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Re: Steve Irwin Dwarf - Awesome Idea or Not?
« Reply #14 on: April 10, 2010, 08:23:34 pm »

This could be an entertaining Adventurer LP idea. The idea is not to kill or cause permanent harm to the creature, but to observe them in their natural habitat; but we need to take a closer look... CRIKEY! That hippopotamus is one feisty gobbla.

And yeah, it's spelled Steve Irwin. And yes, stingrays weren't too fond of him.

Of course, if we're going with adventuring, I advise you hunt for a cave croc first.

Make wrestling moves do no damage.
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