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[Bandages]

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YOUR HANDS ARE MINI-CTHULHUS

My first sig.

*sniff* I feel so accomplished

[Akigagak]

This is going to turn into 'Post Your Deformity!' isn't it?

And no-one wants to see my feet.

[Bandages]

Deformity? 

It's a beautiful gift...

[Pathos]

Deformity? 

It's a beautiful gift...

I agree, these are all gifts from the great Lord of Change...

ALL HAIL TZEENTCH!

[ein]

ALL HAIL TZEENTCH!!!

[Armok]

ALL HAIL TZEENTCH![/font][/font]

[dragnar]

Cthulhu hands... Awesome!

All I've got is a weird bend in one of my ribs, plus my second and third toes are stuck together. Oh, and I can unfocus my eyes to see stereograms(magic eye pictures) at will. I can actually see the 3D image easier than the flat pattern.

[LASD]

All I've got is a weird bend in one of my ribs,

Oh yeah, I have seemingly a hole in the middle of a rib around where my heart is. Pushing to the spot with a finger doesn't hit anything bonelike. It'd be interesting to know why and how that is.

[Helmaroc]

I think I am lacking in the oddities.
All I can think of is that my fingers are slightly crooked (they bend off to the sides a little at the knuckles) and my middle/index finger connection thing is much stronger than it is in most people...if I don't pull down my index finger (hard) with my thumb when I flip people off, my index finger will only bend at the knuckle.

Kind of a creepy picture, but what I mean is I cannot do this

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Also, I think I'm going to have nightmares Bandages.

[Bandages]

You guys are really harshin' on my dreams of becoming a hand model.

[Realmfighter]

You guys are really harshin' on my dreams of becoming a hand model.

Its not a dream.

It is a nightmare.

[Ampersand]

I can do what Bandages does, but only with my left thumb. It enables me to bend my thumb back far enough to touch my arm.

Also, my feet are asymmetric. Toes are different lengths on one foot from the other. I also have the fantastic ability to sleep without getting any rest.

[Solifuge]

In my arsenal of Stupid Human Tricks are the following:

1) I've had 3 teeth in several places (usually 2nd partial/false molars and whatnot). Apparently got that from my grandma.

2) I've got a form of acromegalia that appears to have slowed in recent years:
Pros: my skin is hella thick, to the point that it serves as natural insulation from high temperatures, and my bones and tooth enamel are extremely tough for it.
Cons: my skin is thick enough that it dries, flakes, and cracks frequently, I have "callouses" in places that make no sense (the nook of my thumb, or my forehead), and theres the distinct possibility that it's caused by a pituitary tumor that will result in my heart growing so thick that it can no longer beat.

Until then, I benefit from having nigh-indestructable body tissues, and getting a fairly dense skeleton and musculature for free.

3) Through years of music playing and diving practice, I can hold my breath for about 2.5 minutes in a controlled dive. Hyperventilating first can extend that to about 3 minutes.

[SiN.Daeus]

Hurr. I recently managed to lick my elbow... I had to dislocate my arm first... and THAT HURT.

[Raviaric]

I can spray small amounts of saliva by manipulating the saliva gland located under the tongue. It's awesome.