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verx45

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Zulban Astilum, Dwarvern Baby cancels Clean Self: Too insane
« on: April 08, 2010, 06:55:51 pm »
This strange message started happening after the baby was almost killed by a hungry head. At the moment he is being carried around by one of my millitary dwarves. any way I can fix this without killing both the millitary dwarf and the baby?
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Duuvian

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Re: Zulban Astilum, Dwarvern Baby cancels Clean Self: Too insane
« Reply #1 on: April 08, 2010, 06:59:18 pm »
You can wait until he grows up in a couple years. Then he'll lose his babyhood insanity and be able to clean himself.

Babies have a "staring" insanity tagin the raws I've read on the forum.
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FINISHED original composition:
https://app.box.com/s/jq526ppvri67astrc23bwvgrkxaicedj

Sort of finished and awaiting remix due to loss of most recent song file before addition of drums:
https://www.box.com/s/s3oba05kh8mfi3sorjm0 <-zguit

verx45

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Re: Zulban Astilum, Dwarvern Baby cancels Clean Self: Too insane
« Reply #2 on: April 08, 2010, 07:02:17 pm »
thanks i was worrying about his sanity, i thought i was going to have to feed him and the mother to my giant one eyed cave shrimp
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Re: Zulban Astilum, Dwarvern Baby cancels Clean Self: Too insane
« Reply #3 on: April 08, 2010, 07:03:13 pm »
Quote from: verx45 on April 08, 2010, 07:02:17 pm
thanks i was worrying about his sanity, i thought i was going to have to feed him and the mother to my giant one eyed cave shrimp

That sounds like a dwarven euphemism...
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Quote from: dragonshardz on December 25, 2011, 01:55:12 pm
WHY DID YOU HAVE ME KICK THEM WTF I DID NOT WANT TO BE SHOT AT.
Quote from: Rentorian on October 31, 2011, 12:02:31 pm
I dunno, you guys have survived Thomas the tank engine, golems, zombies, nuclear explosions, laser whales, and being on the same team as ragnarock.  I don't think something as tame as a world ending rain of lava will even slow you guys down.

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Re: Zulban Astilum, Dwarvern Baby cancels Clean Self: Too insane
« Reply #4 on: April 08, 2010, 07:11:15 pm »
I'm going to lose it if I need to bring brain bleach to a thread about babies...
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Re: Zulban Astilum, Dwarvern Baby cancels Clean Self: Too insane
« Reply #5 on: April 08, 2010, 07:47:47 pm »
Quote from: Schilcote on April 08, 2010, 07:03:13 pm
Quote from: verx45 on April 08, 2010, 07:02:17 pm
thanks i was worrying about his sanity, i thought i was going to have to feed him and the mother to my giant one eyed cave shrimp

That sounds like a dwarven euphemism...

That's what i thought too, which confuses me, considering their's a baby involved.
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Quote from: silverskull39 on March 12, 2010, 06:23:04 pm
I know it's unrealistic, but I can't help but imagine little bearded babies for dwarves. In my mind, they come out of the womb fully bearded. That's how the mother carries them around, too, she just drags them around by the beard or ties it to her belt. When the father's on duty, he just ties their beards together and the baby just kind of hangs there, swinging to and fro with Urist McDaddy's movements.

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Re: Zulban Astilum, Dwarvern Baby cancels Clean Self: Too insane
« Reply #6 on: April 08, 2010, 08:03:46 pm »
No wonder the baby has to clean himself!

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FINISHED original composition:
https://app.box.com/s/jq526ppvri67astrc23bwvgrkxaicedj

Sort of finished and awaiting remix due to loss of most recent song file before addition of drums:
https://www.box.com/s/s3oba05kh8mfi3sorjm0 <-zguit

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Re: Zulban Astilum, Dwarvern Baby cancels Clean Self: Too insane
« Reply #7 on: April 08, 2010, 09:15:47 pm »
If only we had these notes in real life. Then you'd know when someone was about to go crazy:  :o
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