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[Criptfeind]

Yell:
"CHURCHILL! YOU MUST DO OPERATION UNTHINKABLE OR THE RUSSIANS WILL START A WAR WITH THE ALLIES! THEY HAVE EVEN COPIED EINSTEINS NUCLEAR BOMB!"

Veto

Because we don't want any fucking nuclear war.

[Phantom]

Goddamn fiend that is a crypt.

[Karnewarrior]

You debate within your mind what to say. As before, your Right brain and left brain begin to argue. You compromise.

"Nuclear missle! Russia!"

For some reason, this causes widespread panic. The room empties, save for you and Churchill, who is pissed. You smile sweetly.

[Phantom]

"RUSSIA HAS COPIED AMERICAS NUCLEAR BOMB! THEY HAVE! IN 5 YEARS THEY WILL START A CONFLICT IN KOREA! AND THEY WILL FUND CHINA ENOUGH TO MAKE IT A SUPERPOWER!"

[Criptfeind]

Goddamn fiend that is a crypt.

I am a feind that is cript.

[Karnewarrior]

You begin to shout about the evils of russia, but are innerupted by a cane to the face.
"Do you want to start another world war, son? There were bloody russians here. Piss off before I break your bloody head open!"
Winston doesn't sound pleased, and as we all know, He ranks up in memetic badassery with Chuck Norris and Neville Longbottom. Making him angry would be like, like... like shoving your face in a blender.
"Whay are you naked?"
You look down at yourself, nude, covered in snot and cocaine, standing on ploished tiles.
What do you say?

[Criptfeind]

Offer the cocaine to the nice man. Via hip thrust.

[Ottofar]

Offer the cocaine to the nice man. Via hip thrust.

This.

[Phantom]

NEIN NEIN NEIN!
Fuck.

"My nudeness is not the problem. Listen, Russias power comes from over-patrotism and numbers. Take one out and the other falls. If you don't get the commonwealth, Germany, America, Japan and even the Chinese to take out Russia, there will be another worse war. America will threaten Russia with Nuclear Missiles, and vice versa. Along with conflicts funded by Russia, they will station nuclear missiles in cuba after it is taken over, and nearly start a nuclear war, which would causing the destruction of mankind and earth itself. Make the right choice, great leader of britain, or plunge the world into a worldwide conflict, which your commonwealths will abandon you and america will be the the only superpower left, along with China and Russia."

[Karnewarrior]

NEIN NEIN NEIN!
Fuck.

"My nudeness is not the problem. Listen, Russias power comes from over-patrotism and numbers. Take one out and the other falls. If you don't get the commonwealth, Germany, America, Japan and even the Chinese to take out Russia, there will be another worse war. America will threaten Russia with Nuclear Missiles, and vice versa. Along with conflicts funded by Russia, they will station nuclear missiles in cuba after it is taken over, and nearly start a nuclear war, which would causing the destruction of mankind and earth itself. Make the right choice, great leader of britain, or plunge the world into a worldwide conflict, which your commonwealths will abandon you and america will be the the only superpower left, along with China and Russia."

Phantom, why are you so insistant on this plan of action. It sounds incredibly boring, preventing war.

IC: You offer cocaine to Winston Chuchill via hip thrust. He is not amused

YOU HAVE DIED, FACEPALM NOW.

NEW MADWORLD: Tuesday: Jhoto Region:Pokemon Arena

You land, Propelled by a cane to the face, in a room. A eleven year old boy is there, with a baseball cap backwards on his head. The hat has a strange symbol on it. He looks at you in fear, but at least you have clothges this time. Your not that kind of crazy, are you?

OOC: sorry about the typos, the forum is acting aLL SCREWY WITH MY POST...

[Phantom]

Flail around in the grass and trip on a Pokemon Ursadon from starcraft.

[Sensei]

Capture boy in pokeball.

[Jopax]

Steal his pokemans

[Phantom]

You know, if we did convince Churchill the whole world will try to mob russia, instead of boring old small conflicts and cold wars.

[Karnewarrior]

You would flail around in the grass, but there's nothing but blue carpet. You can't even convice yourself that it's grass. You put it off until you wander outside.
You attempt to trip on a pokemon, but have to satisfy yourself with tripping over a squirtle plushie. You hit your head and it hurts.
Nabbing a pokeball from the counter, you throw it at the boy, where it smacks him hard in the head. The red beam shoots out of the pokeball and sucks the boy in with a wet farting sound.
Bing, goes the little button on the pokeball. It wobbles.
Bing. Wobble.
Bing. Wobble.
Dong. The red light fades out. You pick up the pokeball and celebrate by spinning in circles and saying "I caught a random person!" before making a peace sign at his horrified mother who had just opened the bedroom door.