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Akhier the Dragon hearted

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Re: Madworld:tuesday:Jhoto Region:Pokemon arena:A pokeball
« Reply #60 on: April 13, 2010, 10:52:18 am »

Bite hand till it bleeds then use the blood in a demonic ritual to summon Anubis
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Re: Madworld:tuesday:Jhoto Region:Pokemon arena:A pokeball
« Reply #61 on: April 13, 2010, 02:29:57 pm »

Alright, Alright, calm down you can do this. Oprah almost suffocated you but you made it past that.
First you bite your hand until it bleeds, and draw a pentagram on the floor in your own blood. Then you speak gibberish, not knowing any actual satanic speech. Nothing happens.
You briefly think of suicide, but decide against it. Death is boring.
You run around the Pokeprison looking for an exit, but you find nothing but a ham sandwich with a small sign in it that says "Of Death".
Well, back to the drawing board.
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Re: Madworld:tuesday:Jhoto Region:Pokemon arena:A pokeball
« Reply #62 on: April 13, 2010, 02:57:40 pm »

Eat the ham sandwich while thinking about roman beagles.
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Re: Madworld:tuesday:Jhoto Region:Pokemon arena:A pokeball
« Reply #63 on: April 13, 2010, 03:21:07 pm »

I have toonyman, my thread wins.

You try to eat the Ham Sandwich of Death. It makes you sick, but a large portal opens in the wall next to you. It's red and swirly and firey and beautiful and Holy crap Angelina Jolee!
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Ikusaba Quest! - Fistfighting space robots for the benefit of your familial bonds to Satan is passe, so you call Sherlock Holmes and ask her to pop by.

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Re: Madworld:tuesday:Jhoto Region:Pokemon arena:A pokeball
« Reply #64 on: April 13, 2010, 08:41:25 pm »

Search for ash, tell him that he's being used as a child laborer, gathering data when the old geezer should be doing it himself. Also, RUN FROM ANGELINA JOLEE
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Re: Madworld:tuesday:Jhoto Region:Pokemon arena:A pokeball
« Reply #65 on: April 14, 2010, 01:37:52 pm »

you run from Angelina Jolee. She roars and throws her massive carapace at the portal, but only manages to get a tentacle through. This really screws with the beauty of the portal

*Accessing DF files/Combat*

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Re: Madworld:tuesday:Jhoto Region:Pokemon arena:A pokeball
« Reply #66 on: April 14, 2010, 02:38:31 pm »

Pinch off the tentacle.

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Re: Madworld:tuesday:Jhoto Region:Pokemon arena:A pokeball
« Reply #67 on: April 16, 2010, 04:42:00 pm »

You pinch the tentacle. It doesn't seem to like this action, and slaps you. There is wet, slimey grime on your left cheek (Face. >:( ). You press yourself closer to the wall.
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Thou shall be blessed when calling upon personae of the Hangman Arcana.
May this tie bind thee to a brighter future!​
Ikusaba Quest! - Fistfighting space robots for the benefit of your familial bonds to Satan is passe, so you call Sherlock Holmes and ask her to pop by.

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Re: Madworld:tuesday:Jhoto Region:Pokemon arena:A pokeball
« Reply #68 on: April 16, 2010, 07:09:08 pm »

Ask her WHYYYYYYYYY she's attacking us. She want Ash, the other dude in the pokeball, not us!
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Re: Madworld:tuesday:Jhoto Region:Pokemon arena:A pokeball
« Reply #69 on: April 16, 2010, 08:35:29 pm »

((Ash is no longer in a Pokeball. You let him out to fight his mom, remember?))

You begin crying.
"WHYYYYYYYYY are you doing this, Angelina Jolee?!" You cry.
"WELCOME TO HELL BITC*ES!" She screams like a banshee playing a panflute.
"What?" You mumble. "Why are you cursing at me, Angelina Jolee?"
"BRAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGTTTTTTTHHHHHHHH!!!!!"
"Braaaahhh..." You are no longer afraid. Thats insanity for you.
"ALLLLLLLL BUUUUUURRRRRNNNNNNN! BRAAAAAAHHHHHHHGGGGGTTTHHHH!"
"BRAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!"
"BRAHHHHHH!"
"BAAAAAAATTHHHHHH TIIIIIMMMMEEEE!"
"TEEEEEAAAAAAA!"
"DOOOOOOOMMMMM TOOOOO YOOOOOOOO MAAAMAAAA!"
"I'M VERY SAD!!!" The tentacle retracts, revealing the portal once again.
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May this tie bind thee to a brighter future!​
Ikusaba Quest! - Fistfighting space robots for the benefit of your familial bonds to Satan is passe, so you call Sherlock Holmes and ask her to pop by.

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Re: Madworld:tuesday:Jhoto Region:Pokemon arena:A pokeball
« Reply #70 on: April 16, 2010, 08:42:07 pm »

Use madness to phase through the pokeball.
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Re: Madworld:tuesday:Jhoto Region:Pokemon arena:A pokeball
« Reply #71 on: April 16, 2010, 08:50:37 pm »

You try your utmost to phase through the pokeball. You are unsucessful. You make your angry face.  >:(
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Thou shall be blessed when calling upon personae of the Hangman Arcana.
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Ikusaba Quest! - Fistfighting space robots for the benefit of your familial bonds to Satan is passe, so you call Sherlock Holmes and ask her to pop by.

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Re: Madworld:tuesday:Jhoto Region:Pokemon arena:A pokeball
« Reply #72 on: April 16, 2010, 08:52:29 pm »

scream to the heavens, and go super-saiyan.
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Re: Madworld:monday:Ozzy Osbournes Nostril:1985
« Reply #73 on: April 16, 2010, 08:54:53 pm »

Convince Ozzy to bite the head off a bat during one of his concerts.

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Seriously.What is wrong with him.Biting off doves heads then throwing the bodies in a meeting.
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Re: Madworld:monday:Ozzy Osbournes Nostril:1985
« Reply #74 on: April 16, 2010, 09:06:57 pm »

Convince Ozzy to bite the head off a bat during one of his concerts.

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Seriously.What is wrong with him.Biting off doves heads then throwing the bodies in a meeting.
It's the mysterious white substace we were covered in before we died. All Powdery, it was.
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The trust you have bestowed upon thy comrade is now reciprocated in turn.
Thou shall be blessed when calling upon personae of the Hangman Arcana.
May this tie bind thee to a brighter future!​
Ikusaba Quest! - Fistfighting space robots for the benefit of your familial bonds to Satan is passe, so you call Sherlock Holmes and ask her to pop by.
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