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Author Topic: Dwarf Fortress Drinking Game  (Read 2500 times)

dudeinthedark

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Dwarf Fortress Drinking Game
« on: April 07, 2010, 10:31:36 pm »

How has this not been discussed?

  • Run out of booze, take 3 shots. (For the dwarves)
  • Ambush occurs, take a shot
  • Siege occurs, take 2 shots.
  • A cave-in has occured! Take a shot!
  • Water goes where you don't want it to, take a shot.
  • Magma goes where you don't want it to, take 2 shots.
  • Find something interesting, take 3 shots.
  • Something big arives, take 3 shots.
  • Dwarf enters a strange mood, take 2 shots.
  • Dwarf throws tantrum, take a shot.
  • Dwarf dies, take a shot.
  • Carp eats dwarf, take a shot.
  • Your fortress has crumbled. Finish the bottle.

Medium mode: Noble makes a mandate, take 2 shots.
Hard mode: Theif/snacher, take a shot.
Insane mode: Dwarf cancels task: cannot find path! Take a shot! (warning: this WILL kill you)

Feel free to add more to the list :)
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Yarn

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Re: Dwarf Fortress Drinking Game
« Reply #1 on: April 07, 2010, 10:42:23 pm »

Dwarf takes a shot, take a shot.

You take a shot, take a shot.

You don't take a shot, take a shot.

Damn, now I'm thirsty.
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zchris13

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Re: Dwarf Fortress Drinking Game
« Reply #2 on: April 07, 2010, 10:43:29 pm »

  • Just keep drinking.
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Malicus

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Re: Dwarf Fortress Drinking Game
« Reply #3 on: April 07, 2010, 11:00:30 pm »

Cat adopts a dwarf, take a shot.
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Max White

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Re: Dwarf Fortress Drinking Game
« Reply #4 on: April 07, 2010, 11:02:32 pm »

Dwarf cancels store item in storeroom: Job item misplaced. Take a shot.

Most likely fatal come caravan time.

Cruxador

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Re: Dwarf Fortress Drinking Game
« Reply #5 on: April 07, 2010, 11:08:42 pm »

Rules-lite version:

There is an announcement, take a shot.
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Max White

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Re: Dwarf Fortress Drinking Game
« Reply #6 on: April 07, 2010, 11:10:24 pm »

An event happens that pauses the game, take a shot.

I think this is reletivly realistic.

Retro

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Re: Dwarf Fortress Drinking Game
« Reply #7 on: April 07, 2010, 11:16:33 pm »

Take a shot, get back to work.

Don't take a shot, get back to work more slowly.

Maulrus

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Re: Dwarf Fortress Drinking Game
« Reply #8 on: April 07, 2010, 11:25:02 pm »

Rules-lite version:

There is an announcement, take a shot.

Using these rules, finding a sufficiently large cavern would be death.
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Re: Dwarf Fortress Drinking Game
« Reply #9 on: April 07, 2010, 11:27:32 pm »

Pull *THE* lever (You know the one), take a shot.

NRN_R_Sumo1

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Re: Dwarf Fortress Drinking Game
« Reply #10 on: April 07, 2010, 11:59:20 pm »

This game only needs one rule
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

now if you need me I'll be trying to gen a world with rainbow complex.
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Urist McCyrilin

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Re: Dwarf Fortress Drinking Game
« Reply #11 on: April 08, 2010, 02:12:22 am »

Here's a forum drinking game: Take a shot for every stupid/unnecessary "in-joke" you see on the forums. For example: "KILL ALL HIPPIES" "OMG CLOWNITE" "APPLY MAGMA".

It's what I do to drown the pain.
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JoRo

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Re: Dwarf Fortress Drinking Game
« Reply #12 on: April 08, 2010, 02:26:09 am »

There was one community fort where for one update the player for one update took a drink whenever any dwarf took a drink.  It got pretty incoherent after a bit.
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Re: Dwarf Fortress Drinking Game
« Reply #13 on: April 08, 2010, 02:54:10 am »

Here's a good midgame one.

Siege? Shot.
Tantrum? Shot.
Mood? Shot.
Mood FAIL? Two shots bonus.

Goal: get the elves too pissed off at you.
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Re: Dwarf Fortress Drinking Game
« Reply #14 on: April 08, 2010, 03:20:50 am »

There was one community fort where for one update the player for one update took a drink whenever any dwarf took a drink.  It got pretty incoherent after a bit.

Got some links?
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