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[LeoLeonardoIII]

You try to cast Develop on your WIZARD MOP to turn it into a MAGIC WIZARD MOP. Unfortunately, you need a MAGIC WAND to begin with before you can cast the spell!

You apologize to the door. It grunts. You ask it politely to open. It starts in with some stupid riddle but you remind it who pays the bills around here.

The face-door opens.



This unneccessarily large construction is really getting on your nerves. Come on, this isn't even a real room! It's just a hallway!

You push the skull against the southern wall. Again, nothing remotely interesting happens.


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[Ultimuh]

Headbut through the first door.

[Org]

>Remember your BEGINNER'S WIZARD CASTING ORB you left in the robes you are wearing now

[Cheddarius]

> take ARMS from SKULLDOOR
> go through THAT DOOR THAT IS PRETTY CLOSE TO US RIGHT NOW

[LeoLeonardoIII]

You already have arms!



You have no pockets! You rifle through your Wizardbag but there's nothing new in there since the last time you checked.

You facebutt the nearest door open. It's the middle of the GARGABE CHUTE. Far above is the underside of your LABORATORY SINK.

You see a hideous RATSCORPION! Behind it, near some other useless debris, is a functional MAGIC WAND!



The RATSCORPION tries to stab you with its STINGER, and misses!

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[Cheddarius]

Ponder GARGABE.
Smash rat with WIZARDMOP 9000.

[Ultimuh]

Use mop to push ratscorpion.. rat.. rad... been playing Fallout recently? down the chute.

[Tarran]

Stab rat scorpion with the handle part of the mop (sharper than the wipe part!).

[cganya]

posting to keep track of this thread. also swing the mop head at it, golf club effect

[LeoLeonardoIII]

You keep changing your mind on what MOPTECH to employ. You spin the WIZARDMOP around trying to hit with both the splat-end and the bonk-end at the same time. The RATSCORPION dodges!

The RATSCORPION tries to stab you with its STINGER, and misses! It chitters furiously!



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[Tarran]

> RAGE!

> KILLLLLLLL!

[Acanthus117]

Just smack the damn thing with the splat end!

[Siquo]

> Throw the bottle at the rat, grenade-style!

(( I love the puzzle/riddle-skips by the way  ))

[Cheddarius]

> smack it with the mop end while edging around to the pistol

[LeoLeonardoIII]

You whirl the WIZARDMOP expertly! SPLAT! SPLAT! The RATSCORPION is driven backward!

The RATSCORPION builds its CHITTERBAR for a VERMINBREAK!

You cannot get to the DEBRIS because the RATSCORPION is standing on it!



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