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[LeoLeonardoIII]

The wand is hardly in your possession a moment before you combine it with the MOP using your  ALCHEMICAL POWERS. You now have a WIZARD MOP.

Unfortunately, this doesn't look like a real MAGIC WAND. It looks like a FAKE MAGIC WAND like a cheap magician might use at CHILDREN'S PARTIES.

You try casting Exacerbate on yourself again anyway. Nothing happens.

You check under the SMELLY MATTRESS. There are BONES under there.

You check out the next room.



What the hell kind of guest needs a 400 square foot bathroom?


Wizardbag


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[Ultimuh]

Search for traps.

[LeoLeonardoIII]

You detect several places where your LAZY APPRENTICE hasn't cleaned in a long time. That doesn't seem to count as a "trap".

Wizardbag


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[Ultimuh]

Then check toilet for hidden bombs.. ever since that movie.. can never be too careful.

[Jopax]

Go back to the wine room and check the other doors

[LeoLeonardoIII]

The toilet has nothing interesting in it or attached to it.

You head back to the GUEST BEDROOM ...



... then back to the WINE CELLAR



You try to open the door to the west.




Oh, right. It's just a SPARE DOOR.


Wizardbag


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[Ultimuh]

Grab the extra door and use it as a shield!

[Org]

Burst through fourth wall

[LeoLeonardoIII]

The door is too heavy to pick up. Maybe if you used magic ...

Oh that's right. No wand. Dang it!

There is nothing interesting on the south wall.

Wizardbag


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[Org]

Burst through fourth wall anyway

[Luke_Prowler]

Go to the door with a face, and punch it.

[LeoLeonardoIII]

You punch the door really hard. It kind of hurts your hand, but it obviously hurts the door too!



OW!

You try to break through the uninteresting wall to the south. Maybe if you could cast a spell at it ...


Wizardbag


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[Ultimuh]

Push skull against the southern wall.

[Siquo]

> Talk to face-door. Command it to open. You are it's master, after all!

[Cheddarius]

Apologize to door. Ask it to help you find a wand.

> DEVELOP your cheap wand into a working one.