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[Karnewarrior]

Cooperate for now.  Go with them into the building and find an excuse to make a noise as you approach the security guard's desk.

"Accidentaly" kick a cat.
Or dog.
Or security guard.
Or God. Scratch that, don't kick God.

[Tarran]

Cooperate for now.  Go with them into the building and find an excuse to make a noise as you approach the security guard's desk.

"Accidentaly" kick a cat.
Or dog.
Or security guard.
Or God. Scratch that, don't kick God.

...What?... ...Veto. Both of those ideas.

[webadict]

Inspiration! Drive into the Boss's Car!

Because that worked so well last time!

Accelerate into the buildings walls.

And we'd rather not piss off our boss, and our damage to the car and robbers and ourselves unfortunately.

You decide the potential for this succeeding is less than it needs to be for you to do it.

Then grab the man's gun and shoot him and his friends! (if he has some in the car)

There are no other Armed Men in this car. Perhaps trying to grab his gun would be better if you weren't in front of him.

Also, enter Bullet Time-enabled kickass mode.

You cannot leave Serious Mode.

Shut up, Drive Into Wall.
Advantages: Will stun robbers, possily making them drop their guns.
Disadvantages: May also hurt us and family.

You think about doing this for a second, and realize he may or may not shoot you or your family once he realizes you're trying to take his gun or kill him. All in all, you're better waiting for a more opportune moment to stop him.

Also, It will get the attention of everyone around us. That's a plus too, because if we're really lucky someone might have a gun and try to help us.

Your Boss is the only person here, and it's severely unlikely that he can take down an Armed Man by himself. Now, if it were an Unarmed Man...

Cooperate for now.  Go with them into the building and find an excuse to make a noise as you approach the security guard's desk.

Unfortunately, there is no day Security Guard. The company you work for is relatively small, and as such only employ a night Security Guard, named Hank.

Cooperate for now.  Go with them into the building and find an excuse to make a noise as you approach the security guard's desk.

"Accidentaly" kick a cat.
Or dog.
Or security guard.
Or God. Scratch that, don't kick God.

You don't work at a Animal Hospital!

The Armed Man tells you to step out of the Car. He follows you, leading you into your Work.

"Grab your Company Project. It should be in the Boss' Office. Don't tell him anything."\

What do you do?

[RedWarrior0]

Initiate Operation Genre Savvy.

Enter the building:
If he follows, cooperate, as being killed is not a good thing.
If he doesn't follow, find somewhere to take a nap, and do so.

[NUKE9.13]

Initiate Operation Genre Savvy.

Enter the building:
If he follows, cooperate, as being killed is not a good thing.
If he doesn't follow, find somewhere to take a nap, and do so.

Good idea, but we can do one better:
Cooperate, but attempt to find sleeping pills instead of Project

[mainiac]

Wow, that was a freebie.

Go into boss's office, warn the boss.

[Phantom]

Warn the boss an armed man wants the company project and he KILLED STEVE.

I also veto operation Genre Savvy.

[Karnewarrior]

Ask Armed Man for a peppermint. When he goes for the peppermint, crunch his "'Lil Buddy". Grab his gun and press the barrel to his head. Negotiate for Family with Buttonhole Robbers.

Alternitive: find out whats so damn important about the project.

[Phantom]

Ask Armed Man for a peppermint. When he goes for the peppermint, crunch his "'Lil Buddy". Grab his gun and press the barrel to his head. Negotiate for Family with Buttonhole Robbers.

Alternitive: find out whats so damn important about the project.

Veto.

[Karnewarrior]

Ask Armed Man for a peppermint. When he goes for the peppermint, crunch his "'Lil Buddy". Grab his gun and press the barrel to his head. Negotiate for Family with Buttonhole Robbers.

Alternitive: find out whats so damn important about the project.

Veto.

Unveto

[Phantom]

Ask Armed Man for a peppermint. When he goes for the peppermint, crunch his "'Lil Buddy". Grab his gun and press the barrel to his head. Negotiate for Family with Buttonhole Robbers.

Alternitive: find out whats so damn important about the project.

Veto.

Unveto

You sir, are a damn insane man, and the fact I would veto you each time would mean we'd get nowhere unless a third party weighs in on these matters.
GOOD DAY TO YOU SIR.

[Tarran]

Ask Armed Man for a peppermint. When he goes for the peppermint, crunch his "'Lil Buddy". Grab his gun and press the barrel to his head. Negotiate for Family with Buttonhole Robbers.

Alternitive: find out whats so damn important about the project.

He would have to be a gigantic idiot to fall for that trick.
VETO.

[Blargityblarg]

Enter work. If crimdude doesn't follow you and you are out of sight in the building, ask boss if he has a weapon/ telephone to call 991. Also, try to find out what the project was, or failing that, what your company does.

[Diablous]

*bump*