Heeeellllllooooooo and WELCOME to whats bound to be a cracker of a day here at the newly founded arena here. My name is Cog McAwsomeDrawBridge and I am going to be your host today! And yes I know my last name is stuffed up but I dont give a.... [Loud shouting heard folowed by sound of punching and swearing] .... Dont forget your contract dam it.....
Ahem, sorry for that interferance people, we had a slight "breach" of contract according to my manager. As I was saying before i was rudely interupted we shure have a fine line up today of newly caught gladiators, fresh from the most distant outpost we could find, so im shure there nice and fluffed up, I can ashure you. Before we get started lets have a look at todays line up!
All the way from the elven forests of god knows where we are proud to have today Ame "The Steel Wood of Bad Timing", Kagroth "Doom the Man-Slayer" and Acanthus the Elf!
Slighty closer found to home we have the Kobold fighters from there underground caves! Comonly known for there child snatching, theivery and general anoyance these few fighters have the chance to make up for there races faults! Featuring are Talakiened the Kobold and Fluffy "D Stroyer"!
Also often seen in this part of the woods we have the green wrinkled smelly things we all love to hate from there mighty towers of rock Goblins! [Booing and spiting] Oooo, not such a croud favorite here folks, but im shure they can make up for all there race's mistakes with amazing fighting. Featuring are Marvello "the Amazing", Shem'et the Goblin and Jaba Wock the Goblin!
An amazing line up today folks, im shure its gona be a goody! Sit back, relax and enjoy the show which is due to start some time soon!