So I'm in adventure mode, and my first quest is to kill a bronze colossus plaguing the countryside. I say "Sure, no problem chief"
After visiting the cave and confronting him, I promptly void my bowels and decide it's better to roam the countryside and kill a few wolves first. After slaughtering most of the population of two goblin towns with only a bruised cheek and a scratched eyelid to show for it, I find myself more confident, but not enough to face him alone.
With my meatshield party of a maceman, a pikeman, a spearman, and a swordsman, I find Ostath Archlords the Impervious Knight and call him a punk bitch. He finds this offensive and charges at me. How exactly a bronze statue punches and kicks, I'll never be sure, but it certainly has proven ineffectual. I'm still locked in combat with this abomination, and no end is in sight. My comrades are dead, I'm unscathed, and following damage has been inflicted on the Bronze Colossus.
upper body, lower body, head, right upper arm, left upper arm, right lower arm, left lower arm, right hand, left hand, right upper leg, left upper leg, right lower leg, left lower leg, right foot left foot, right eye right ear, left ear, nose, right shoulder, left shoulder, right elbow, left elbow, right wrist, left wrist, right hip, left hip, right knee, left knee, right ankle, left ankle, thumb - left hand, first finger - right hand, second finger - right hand, second finger - left hand, fourth finger - left hand, first toe - right foot, first toe - left foot, second toe - right foot, third toe -left foot, fourth toe - right foot, fourth toe - left foot, fifth toe - right foot
When does this thing DIE!?