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[ungulateman]

"What's the sum of 2 and 2?"
"MAGMA!"
"Good answer, Urist. Have a gold elf corpse."

[Tarran]

"How did I do teacher?"
"F-"
"Yaaay! fun!"

[Blackdutchie]

"How did I do teacher?"
"F-"
"Yaaay! fun!"

Sigged for making me lol.

[Tarran]

Finally, I wrote something sig worthy.

[Lord Dakoth]

For my last history essay, I wrote about Armok, God of Blood. My instructor wrote a large red "21%" at the top of my paper.

All I can think of is that the magma pipe is nearly empty and the cheese is on fire.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

For my last history essay, I wrote about Armok, God of Blood. My instructor wrote a large red "21%" at the top of my paper.

All I can think of is that the magma pipe is nearly empty and the cheese is on fire.

He is obviously an elven spy, trying to distract you! Quick, pull your school's lever!

[Lord Dakoth]

In a Dwarven school, the fire lever would not call the fire department, but rather ignite individuals at random.

[monk12]

In a Dwarven school, the fire lever would not call the fire department, but rather ignite individuals at random.

sigg'd

[Max White]

For my last history essay, I wrote about Armok, God of Blood. My instructor wrote a large red "21%" at the top of my paper.

All I can think of is that the magma pipe is nearly empty and the cheese is on fire.

How did the guy even manage to get 21% out of that? I mean really...

[RedWarrior0]

Okay, that is awesome. And how many sig's have there been in this thread? It's still on the first page (in largest view)!

I have the overwhelming desire to write something sig-worthy now.

[Tarran]

Okay, that is awesome. And how many sig's have there been in this thread? It's still on the first page (in largest view)!

I have the overwhelming desire to write something sig-worthy now.

Here's a tip; do it when you are really, really sleepy.

[Acanthus117]

I wondered why Legolas didn't eat all those yummy dead goblins and Orcs in LOTR, and why the fuck Gimli didn't just activate the magma pumps on those Uruk-Hai.

[monk12]

I wondered why Legolas didn't eat all those yummy dead goblins and Orcs in LOTR, and why the fuck Gimli didn't just activate the magma pumps on those Uruk-Hai.

Man, hobbits need to be in this game now. I have a desperate urge to punt them.

[Lord Dakoth]

sigg'd

One step closer to my taking over the world...

I wondered why Legolas didn't eat all those yummy dead goblins and Orcs in LOTR, and why the fuck Gimli didn't just activate the magma pumps on those Uruk-Hai.

LOTR elves have [EAT_JUNK_FOOD:UNTHINKABLE]. Pippin actually did pull Moria's doomsday lever, but it woke up the Balrog instead of getting rid of the goblins.

[Urist McOverlord]

I wondered why Legolas didn't eat all those yummy dead goblins and Orcs in LOTR, and why the fuck Gimli didn't just activate the magma pumps on those Uruk-Hai.

LOTR elves have [EAT_JUNK_FOOD:UNTHINKABLE]. Pippin actually did pull Moria's doomsday lever, but it woke up the Balrog instead of getting rid of the goblins.

No, you've got it all wrong. Gimmli threatened to open the magma pumps at treebeard if legolas ate them, and releasing the Spirits-o-FUN was the doomsday device. The error was that they depicted the Hidden Chamber of Fun as only holding one spirit. And the fact that it was killed by a human. Seriously, I mean... Gandalf didn't even have an axe, and he was Adequate Swordsman at most. Besides, the [IGNITE_POINT] on the clothes, staff, and skin would have rendered him a !!Grey Wizard!! long before he could fall down the chasm, much less climb the endless staircase. And chasm creatures (Skeletal Giant Cave Swallows, anyone?) would have finished off the fellowship post-haste.