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[Areku]

So today I had a geography test.

Question: What are the current irrigation megaprojects being built in eastern Africa?

Answer: Such megaprojects are the magma waterfalls of...

I had written that before even noticing. Apparently, my brain reacts spontaneously to the word "megaproject". 

[sweitx]

If you got enough space and time, you can add an alternative answer that says just that.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Why do you resist the words of the Great Toad, even as they flow into your mind? Reality has become outdated. DWARF FORTRESS IS THE FUTURE.

[Mr. Penguin]

Do not resist change. Let it flow throughout your mind and body. Walk in it, breathe in it, and LIVE IN IT! Once the transformation is complete you must spread the philosophy of the Great Toad to your friends and family. Remember that cute girl at <insert_location_here>? Or that old guy at the park? They must also be enlightened in the ways of the dorf.

Now go my son.
Make Toady One proud!

[warhammer651]

WE ARE THE DWARVES
LOWER YOUR SANITY AND SURRENDER YOUR MIND
WE WILL ADD YOUR LIKES AND DISLIKES TO OUR OWN
YOU MIND WILL ADAPT TO SERVICE US
RESISTANCE IS FUTILE

[Yarn]

WE ARE THE DWARVES
LOWER YOUR SANITY AND SURRENDER YOUR MIND
WE WILL ADD YOUR LIKES AND DISLIKES TO OUR OWN
YOU MIND WILL ADAPT TO SERVICE US
RESISTANCE IS FUTILE

Sig'd.

[Rossco]

Your intellectual aspirations are all justified in the name of the Cat, the Brother, and the One Toad.

Even though I think I incorrectly transplanted that declaration.

[monk12]

WE ARE THE DWARVES
LOWER YOUR SANITY AND SURRENDER YOUR MIND
WE WILL ADD YOUR LIKES AND DISLIKES TO OUR OWN
YOU MIND WILL ADAPT TO SERVICE US
RESISTANCE IS FUTILE

You, sir, win. Now all I see when I look at my expedition leader is Picard with a massive beard and a mug of ale.

[HastyLumbago]

All I see when I look at my expedition leader is Picard with a massive beard and a mug of ale.

Signatured... As soon as I figure out how.

[Rilder]

All I'm imagining now is the Dwarf you name as Chief Medical Dwarf exceeding the Dwarf Fortress programming and becoming self aware, eventually demanding that he be given the same rights as any flesh and bone human being.

[Frumple]

Then you laugh maniacally, unplug the computer, and throw the hardware into the nearest lava vent, i.e. the proper dwarvish response.

[xczxc]

I swear that one of these days some guy is going to knock my door and teach me the ways of the dwarf.

[dsi1]

Then you laugh maniacally, unplug the computer, and throw the hardware into the nearest lava vent, i.e. the proper dwarvish response.

Then suddenly you have an overwhelming urge to run outside and pick up a sock you didn't even know was there in the first place.

All while a Dwarf sits at his Magma Powered PC playing Human City.

[HallowedError]

Then you laugh maniacally, unplug the computer, and throw the hardware into the nearest lava vent, i.e. the proper dwarvish response.

Then suddenly you have an overwhelming urge to run outside and pick up a sock you didn't even know was there in the first place.

All while a Dwarf sits at his Magma Powered PC playing Human City.

Not even kidding, my little brother left his socks outside once, and all I could think of was, "That's why he's so friggin short".

[Max White]

You had better not have changed your answer! Magmafall should have been the answer to EVERY question in school.