Annnnnyway, attach a Facehugger to Doom. And everyone else on the ship except for 1 marine guy.
And give Dark You a good smacking with a xenomorph tail.
While that is happening, create a single lemon.
And Inside the Galaxy of Guacamole, put a green hole, a hole that brings in and expels Guacamole.
You attach a face hugger to Doom- but he pulls it off. Doom doesn't afraid of
anything. He sure is a cool guy, you think. Eh just killed that alien. Meanwhile you create a lemon. You discount the green hole on account of it being totally friggin' pointless. The universe is already 40% guacamole or so. And that's out of infinity, mind you. You try to slap dark you with a xenomorph tail. (coin flip: tails) The xenomorph pops before it can complete its suicidal task. Dark you doesn't want any of that shit. He(?) disappears, after creating the "I'll be back!" constellation.
> Also, create a ship the size of sol filled with humans, and then put a Gravemind on it. (you might want to research the flood)
> Then, put a ton of weapons as soon as everyone is turned/dead, and then put the master chief on board.
> Watch the carnage. 
Deciding to become a wrathful blood god, your form the construct-planet Ragnarok. You leave the gravemind and his thralls to do battle with master chief. We'll see what comes of this.
And put a Heroic Rank Light Infantry to fight alongside the soldier who's rank is Master Chief.
And just in case put a Titan and It's Pilot to work with them.
Meanwhile...
Create 1930's Earth and follow the Adventures of Indiana Jones, and the slightly less magnificent adventures of Allan Quatermain.
You supply master chief with a cohort, to be sure that the Flood doesn't spread through the galaxy. You also add a titan, knowing full well that probably every set of mythos and fiction has had something called a titan. (D6: 2) A giant robotic statue of Abraham Lincoln is created. It gets jammed between floors of the space station.
>Create Avogadro's Constant and reduce the amount of oranges and avocados to adhere to this amount.
>Avocado (Av) + Orange (O) = ? (AvO)
>Name this new substance Helium.
Wait wut? You're not honestly sure what you want to do here. You can be so confusing to yourself sometimes. You eat an orange for the hell of it.
And put a Heroic Rank Light Infantry to fight alongside the soldier who's rank is Master Chief.
And just in case put a Titan and It's Pilot to work with them.
And why not add the entire ODST family while we're at it? 
Oh, and spartan lasers, lots and lots of spartan lasers.
Well this is positively silly...
Put all rediculous ideas, including all future ones, into the time cabinet, and send it to a time when nobody is around to listen to them, and they can be safely ignored.
Then create a planet that has a surface made entirely of < symbols, and put an intellegent @ who thinks it's playing a roguelike on the planet.
ANd then turn the Master Chief into a Master Chef, just for fun.
That's a good plan for the cabinet! It should help with all the obnoxious ideas you keep confusing yourself with. Lesee, in go the ODSTs, a green hole (I hope they can like guacamole!), and earth with a bunch of adventure fiction. Meanwhile you build planet rogue- look at those @'s go! Too bad they don't have much to do. You also turn master chief into a master chef, you were getting tired of being a cruel blood god anyway. (coin flip: tails) he is summarily turned into a fine paste by angry zombies. Oops.
Also put a hapless man called Arthur Dent on the ship. (If you never read the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy I am sad for you.)
Cabinet!
Create a team of hardened adventurers who shall travel to retrieve the time cabinet and unleash all of the stupid ideas that were locked away.
You create a team of hardened adventurers! They don't look comfortable, though. Wonder why.
Well, back to work.
Send the ship containing Xenomorphs on a crash course onto a Ice World with a human colony on it.
On another world, with an atmosphere, put a race of bipedal sentient wolves.
And name the Grey Hole the Warp.
Make sure the Time Cabinet stays inside a black hole, surrounded by white holes.
Dark You: Avoid Original You, and go very very (98 mentions of Very later) far away. Create own separate universe. Create a blue hole and crash it into a red hole, thus creating a purple hole. And put a ton of red hyper giants in between.
You shove the movie reenactment into the cabinet. Lesee... that's a werewolf planet for the cabinet, a grey hole for the cabinet (you have no power to name things but that which you impart on cultures!), a black hole-white hole prison in the cabinet, and a list of orders for dark you in the cabinet. Hope 'e follows them.
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