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[Sergius]

> PICK UP THE PHONE BOOTH AND DIE

[LeoLeonardoIII]

Is your avatar a bear carrying an artillery shell?

[Sergius]

Is your avatar a bear carrying an artillery shell?

It is indeed.

[Sensei]

> Expel COSMIC GAS

> Eat COSMIC GAS

> Eat SENSE OF SMELL

You have already expelled the cosmic gas! You do not want to eat more of the cosmos. You cannot eat yourself.

Fondly Regard ____

You gaze upon the primordial elements! But little has been created. You lack the ability to gaze farther... for now.

> Create Adamantine

> Eat Adamantine

> Become Adamantine pipe

You create Adamantine in the cosmos! It is a thing that may be rent to your will, to form any grand thing your Being can... wait, a sandwich? You are now formed of adamantine, a mass among the cosmos that is your will and senses.

>SPLIT THE ATOM

A star is born! Its light shines throughout the cosmos! You bathe in its warmth.

> divide by zero

A black hole in space is formed! It is an epicenter of darkness, consuming all light and matter that wanders to it. (coin flip: tails) The star is consumed; now again all is dark.

> Take a game marginally seriously for once

You become SERIOUS. The universe is SERIOUS BUSINESS. With your avatar of adamantine and the other matters of the cosmos, you gaze into the darkness... SERIOUSLY.

> PICK UP THE PHONE BOOTH AND DIE

And in the emptiness of space, a phonebooth is born! You manipulate. You're entirely unsure how or why this would cause you to die, or what death is for that matter, to say nothing of where that reference comes from.

Is your avatar a bear carrying an artillery shell?

You are now a bear carrying an artillery shell! Left behind is the husk of adamantine, now the first asteroid! -uh oh, you're suffocating! (coin flip: tails) You drop the artillery shell by accident!

[Criptfeind]

Become a dwarf with no powers

[Tarran]

>SPLIT THE ATOM

A star is born! Its light shines throughout the cosmos! You bathe in its warmth.

> divide by zero

A black hole in space is formed! It is an epicenter of darkness, consuming all light and matter that wanders to it. (coin flip: tails) The star is consumed; now again all is dark.

> Create the Triangulum, Andromeda, Milky Way, and the Small Magellanic Cloud and Large Magellanic Cloud then collide them all.

[LeoLeonardoIII]

Supercollide them

[LeoLeonardoIII]

and then

> Create Ammobear Avatar

[Sensei]

Become a dwarf with no powers

Instead of being a bear suffocating in outer space near a black hole, you're a dwarf suffocating in outer space near a black hole. It's somewhat of a lateral movement, really.

> Create the Triangulum, Andromeda, Milky Way, and the Small Magellanic Cloud and Large Magellanic Cloud then collide them all.

Supercollide them

YEEEEEEHAAWWWWWW! Galaxies don't really "collide", they just sort of mush together, being that they're more gravitational fields than areas occupied by matter. You now have a big mess of stars and planets and other such things. It is centered around your black hole. Near you is an adamantine asteroid and a telephone booth.

> Create Ammobear Avatar

You are a bear with an artillery shell. Again. And you're still suffocating in the icy vacuum of outer space.

[Phantom]

Create a Xenomorph. Fondly regard.

[MrRoboto75]

>Stop having the need to breathe.

>Convert Phone Booth into Outhouse.

>Use Outhouse

>Create, then drink, Beer.

[qwertyuiopas]

>Create an artifact microcline cabinet that is larger on the inside than the outside and can travel through time and space.

[Tarran]

> Find VY Canis Majoris, then create a Hypernova.

> destroy the resulting black hole and destroy our black hole, both by super-hyper-gigantic-nova.

[LeoLeonardoIII]

> Create a really sweet Quern

[Armok]

Make a body for yourself thats a lightyear long spaceship with evrything that contains a brain the size on mars orbit.