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Jim: You grab the offending trash and throw it upwards, saying "Don't Litter, Fuckers!" You're not actually sure who threw it, but you're pretty sure that you didn't hit them. You've gained exp in throwing, swearing and righteous indignation: environmental causes. You whip out your harmonica and bust into a mad rendition of Piggies. Several nearby people lose relation ship scores with you. Several nearby people gain relationship scores. You have gained exp in Anti-capitalism, Music, Harmonica, and Cross-instrumentation.
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"Jesus bloody Christ," you murmur under your breath. You turn to face Helsing, intent at asking for a wrap and/or something else to throw. Helsing looks at the inside of your vest. He looks at your face. He looks at the inside of your vest. He looks at your face.
"JESUS BLOODY CHRIST!" Helsing exclaims. He pulls out angled knife.
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Johnny: "I don't know, I only wanted to get out and the elevator got stuck, I tried the emergency exit and it was locked, then I heard someone climbing when I tried to look down some kind of shadow knocked me back to the door as it zipped downwards, the freakiest thing I saw in your life."
You've gained exp in lying and run-on sentences.
The Dustered Gunman says "Yeah fucking right."
He gestures with the ?Handgun?. You get the point that you're supposed to stand by the edge of the platform. You comply. It's a helleva long drop down, isn't it? You hear the sound of the door opening. Dustered Gunman orders you into the room. It is small, with several banks of switches, lights, and screens. There is an additional door marked "Fire Escape."
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Edwart:You make preparations to leave on a lion hunting trip. It is important for your coven of Sparklepires to sake your blood-thirst on non-humans. Your family doesn't want to hurt people. That'd be bad. You moodily go to your room and make faces at the mirror. Of course, your reflection doesn't actually show in the mirror. Why do you have any bloody mirrors? MASSIVE SKILL RUST INCREASE!
Your family is prepared to go hunting.
Helpful help: This action will take several turns, continue?
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Helsing: You hear Texas say, "Jesus Bloody Christ."
Texas menacingly turns to you. His CHEST ISN'T THERE!? You are stunned. You exclaim "JESUS BLOODY CHRIST!"
You have a bad feeling about this and draw your #Steel Kukuri#
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Weregild: You notice a table with a phone book and several magazines on it. You get up and grab the phonebook.
A TRAP DOOR OPENS UNDERNEATH YOU!
You are falling. You land on something soft. You look up and see a square of light. The square of light goes out, as if the trap door just closed. It is very dark.
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