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Re: Twilight. By Bay 12 Games.
« Reply #90 on: April 09, 2010, 08:55:30 pm »

Inuit Jim: Throw the newspaper wrapped soap back to wherever it came from while yelling "Don't litter fucker!". Practice playing the harmonica that Derick Rapson gave me while walking further along the street and considering life.
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Re: Twilight. By Bay 12 Games.
« Reply #91 on: April 09, 2010, 09:21:54 pm »

Jesus bloody christ!
Don't zip vest.

Ask Van Helsing if I could throw any more junk out the window. Because It is being dark it might hit a vampire.

Also ask if I could have a wrap to prevent people from seeing right through my chest when vest is off.
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Re: Twilight. By Bay 12 Games.
« Reply #92 on: April 10, 2010, 02:30:17 pm »

Johnny says in a panicked voice that he doesn't know, he only wanted to get out and the elevator got stuck, he tried the emergency exit and it was locked, then say that you heard someone climbing when you tried to look down some kind of shadow knocked him back to the door as it zipped downwards, the freakiest thing you saw in your life.
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Re: Twilight. By Bay 12 Games.
« Reply #93 on: April 11, 2010, 01:04:14 am »

Go Mountain Lion hunting with Sparklepire family. Cuz, y'know, us Sparklepires only eat predators.
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Re: Twilight. By Bay 12 Games.
« Reply #94 on: April 12, 2010, 08:01:19 pm »

Helsing: Become suspicious.

Oh yeah, and bump.
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Re: Twilight. By Bay 12 Games.
« Reply #95 on: April 12, 2010, 08:05:51 pm »

That image is too funny Sensei. I spilled yogurt all over my keyboard.

Edwart: make face look like the one in Sensei's picture.
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Re: Twilight. By Bay 12 Games.
« Reply #96 on: April 13, 2010, 01:01:25 am »

Mr. Weregild:

*Return from weekend trip.*

Check satchel to assure myself that the ticket is still present. Continue being easy to update. Thumb phonebook while waiting if one is available, looking for pawnshops, gun stores, and local NRA office (who might know of gun shows, flea markets, and locals who sell weaponry etc. for making things interesting).
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Re: Twilight. By Bay 12 Games.
« Reply #97 on: April 20, 2010, 09:26:20 pm »


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NOTE: Sorry for problems during the updating process. The Private Server bug that prevented them actually working has been fixed. -Bay12 team.

~~~~~

Jim: You grab the offending trash and throw it upwards, saying "Don't Litter, Fuckers!" You're not actually sure who threw it, but you're pretty sure that you didn't hit them. You've gained exp in throwing, swearing and righteous indignation: environmental causes. You whip out your harmonica and bust into a mad rendition of Piggies. Several nearby people lose relation ship scores with you. Several nearby people gain relationship scores. You have gained exp in Anti-capitalism, Music, Harmonica, and Cross-instrumentation.

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"Jesus bloody Christ," you murmur under your breath. You turn to face Helsing, intent at asking for a wrap and/or something else to throw. Helsing looks at the inside of your vest. He looks at your face. He looks at the inside of your vest. He looks at your face.

"JESUS BLOODY CHRIST!" Helsing exclaims. He pulls out  angled knife.

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Johnny: "I don't know, I only wanted to get out and the elevator got stuck, I tried the emergency exit and it was locked, then I heard someone climbing when I tried to look down some kind of shadow knocked me back to the door as it zipped downwards, the freakiest thing I saw in your life."

You've gained exp in lying and run-on sentences.

The Dustered Gunman says "Yeah fucking right."
He gestures with the ?Handgun?. You get the point that you're supposed to stand by the edge of the platform. You comply. It's a helleva long drop down, isn't it? You hear the sound of the door opening. Dustered Gunman orders you into the room. It is small, with several banks of switches, lights, and screens. There is an additional door marked "Fire Escape."

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Edwart:You make preparations to leave on a lion hunting trip. It is important for your coven of Sparklepires to sake your blood-thirst on non-humans. Your family doesn't want to hurt people. That'd be bad. You moodily go to your room and make faces at the mirror. Of course, your reflection doesn't actually show in the mirror. Why do you have any bloody mirrors? MASSIVE SKILL RUST INCREASE!

Your family is prepared to go hunting.

Helpful help: This action will take several turns, continue?

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Helsing:  You hear Texas say, "Jesus Bloody Christ."
Texas menacingly turns to you. His CHEST ISN'T THERE!? You are stunned. You exclaim "JESUS BLOODY CHRIST!"
You have a bad feeling about this and draw your #Steel Kukuri#

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Weregild: You notice a table with a phone book and several magazines on it. You get up and grab the phonebook.

A TRAP DOOR OPENS UNDERNEATH YOU!

You are falling. You land on something soft. You look up and see a square of light. The square of light goes out, as if the trap door just closed. It is very dark.

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Re: Twilight. By Bay 12 Games.
« Reply #98 on: April 20, 2010, 09:36:17 pm »

CONTINUE TO HUNT FOR BAMBIS MOM
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Re: Twilight. By Bay 12 Games.
« Reply #99 on: April 20, 2010, 09:39:33 pm »

"Alright I don't even know why it's even like that.

And if you try to kill me I'll leave. Either by walking sanely out the door or jumping off the balcony. And I only threw stuff out the window if it is ridiculously bad quality. Seriously look at that chair,  it isn't even made of wood it is made of cardboard."
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Re: Twilight. By Bay 12 Games.
« Reply #100 on: April 20, 2010, 09:40:03 pm »

Mr. Weregild:

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO PAY MY WEREGILDS WHEN I DONT GET THE LOTTERY MONEY!? ARRGH!

...Come down off of adrenaline high and stop screaming. Reset chair and wait calmly. Hmm, is there a reason City Hall is equipped with mechanical traps?

Pondering your entrance, suddenly remember that all of the staff at City Hall was exceptionally short and featured plentiful in facial hair.

GARR! THEY THOUGHT I WAS AN ELF BECAUSE OF MY DISGUISE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Damnit. In pretending to be a hippie, I've met their fate!
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Re: Twilight. By Bay 12 Games.
« Reply #101 on: April 20, 2010, 10:05:22 pm »

Input new character:
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Points put equally in Annoyance, Uselessness, Mandates, and VIOLENCE

It just isn't a bay12 story without angry alcoholic midgets and their machinations.

EDIT: forgot VIOLENCE!
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Re: Twilight. By Bay 12 Games.
« Reply #102 on: April 21, 2010, 03:54:48 am »

Inuit Jim: Feel hungry. Look for a cafe, supermarket or other place where it is possible to buy food at a lowish price.
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Re: Twilight. By Bay 12 Games.
« Reply #103 on: April 21, 2010, 01:35:06 pm »

Input new character:
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Re: Twilight. By Bay 12 Games.
« Reply #104 on: April 21, 2010, 02:35:22 pm »

Johnny enters the room slowly while surveying it for anything useful as either a distraction device or a weapon
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