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Fault

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Re: I need more captions to make these AdviceDwarfs hilarious
« Reply #90 on: April 10, 2010, 03:55:35 am »

this all could have been avoided if it weren't for someone pointing out the boob acid attack.

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Re: I need more captions to make these AdviceDwarfs hilarious
« Reply #91 on: April 10, 2010, 04:01:16 am »

Unfortunately, the toad sent me a kind letter detailing that my avatar wasn't exactly board-friendly. So, now it's slightly more board-friendly, slightly more DF related and several barrels of awesome more.



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Re: I need more captions to make these AdviceDwarfs hilarious
« Reply #92 on: April 10, 2010, 07:45:36 am »

Here is a contribution from me.

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Re: I need more captions to make these AdviceDwarfs hilarious
« Reply #93 on: April 10, 2010, 09:45:27 am »



Old, but relevant, I feel.
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Re: I need more captions to make these AdviceDwarfs hilarious
« Reply #94 on: April 10, 2010, 10:33:42 am »

Can't resist.

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Re: I need more captions to make these AdviceDwarfs hilarious
« Reply #95 on: April 10, 2010, 02:05:54 pm »

Trade elves -Lead Goblet-
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Re: I need more captions to make these AdviceDwarfs hilarious
« Reply #96 on: April 10, 2010, 06:03:28 pm »

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I didn't know what your slime-girl shapeshifter was at first...  I thought it was a squid on her head or something, but now that you have pointed out that it is some kind of boob attack acid thing, we have received a few moderator reports and I'd like you to change it.

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To be fair, it did derail far more than it's fair share of threads.

(Disclaimer: this is supposed to be a bad thing)
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Re: I need more captions to make these AdviceDwarfs hilarious
« Reply #97 on: April 10, 2010, 06:32:57 pm »

you'd think people would get used to seeing it after awhile, but no. It had like, massive distraction --> derailment potential.

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Re: I need more captions to make these AdviceDwarfs hilarious
« Reply #98 on: April 11, 2010, 10:26:19 am »

Anyways,

KILL

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Re: I need more captions to make these AdviceDwarfs hilarious
« Reply #99 on: April 11, 2010, 04:28:40 pm »

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I didn't know what your slime-girl shapeshifter was at first...  I thought it was a squid on her head or something, but now that you have pointed out that it is some kind of boob attack acid thing, we have received a few moderator reports and I'd like you to change it.

Toady

Love from the Toady One himself. Jeez, I didn't think the lack of bouncing slime-boobs would affect you all so adversely! I mean, I went to extra special care to find an equally nice avatar...

I cant see what that is, its just pixels :(
I feel somewhat responsible for it though...
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Re: I need more captions to make these AdviceDwarfs hilarious
« Reply #100 on: April 11, 2010, 05:24:56 pm »

Run away!
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Re: I need more captions to make these AdviceDwarfs hilarious
« Reply #101 on: April 11, 2010, 06:53:56 pm »

STRIKE THE EARTH
[dorf]
FLOOD THE WORLD

AN AMBUSH
g g g g
CURSE THEM!
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Re: I need more captions to make these AdviceDwarfs hilarious
« Reply #102 on: April 11, 2010, 09:43:31 pm »

Hey you.
*dorf*
Pull that lever.

Soon, our bodies will clog their traps.
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Then, we strike.



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Re: I need more captions to make these AdviceDwarfs hilarious
« Reply #103 on: April 11, 2010, 10:35:31 pm »

Varay niiice!
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Re: I need more captions to make these AdviceDwarfs hilarious
« Reply #104 on: April 11, 2010, 11:55:42 pm »

Easy mode:

http://memegenerator.net/dfdwarf

(Beware: some NSFW content on that site.)
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