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[Sysice]

Only the insanely awesome ones, that's how many.

I mean, how does that even work? Doesn't pinching apply the same force both directions? If anything it would go straight up!

Wait... 

[Euld]

I pinched a cougar's head many, many times, to no effect.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

I pinched a cougar's head many, many times, to no effect.

Then that would mean... You were a dirty hippie! Only they could not perform the dreaded DEATH PINCH!!!!!

[Cthulhu]

A human can only do it if they're unconscious, and possibly only if they're a grandmaster wrestler.  You have to be really strong to tear someone in half, and not even a bronze colossus can rip off limbs for some reason.  It can, however, snap them like twigs, ripping them open and causing massive fractures and heavy bleeding.

[chaturga]

I went to try that pinching thing out, after that I picked the head up and left the dwarf to her own devices.

While I'm off doing my own thing in the arena I see this

....

[Caesar]

I went to try that pinching thing out, after that I picked the head up and left the dwarf to her own devices.

While I'm off doing my own thing in the arena I see this

....

It's a zombie head. Your dwarf is having his zombie head cannibalize the living hippie.

[Arrkhal]

You have to be really strong to tear someone in half, and not even a bronze colossus can rip off limbs for some reason.

Are you sure?  I was able to rip off hands and feet as a "somewhat weak" human.

Hm.  It appears that hands, feet, fingers, toes, ears, nose, and head are all that can be ripped off.

[dragnar]

I went to try that pinching thing out, after that I picked the head up and left the dwarf to her own devices.

While I'm off doing my own thing in the arena I see this

....

My first adventurer was killed by a swarm of elves. My next adventurer picked him up, and the corpse is accumulating a very large number of kills. It seems anything can get embedded in wounds in this version.

[Urist McCyrilin]

I went to try that pinching thing out, after that I picked the head up and left the dwarf to her own devices.

While I'm off doing my own thing in the arena I see this

....

My first adventurer was killed by a swarm of elves. My next adventurer picked him up, and the corpse is accumulating a very large number of kills. It seems anything can get embedded in wounds in this version.

Anything can get embedded in wounds in real life, too. It's just a matter of jamming it in hard enough.

[Qloos]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1pKXMcfx1d8

[RavingManiac]

In Dwarf Fortress everybody is giant scorpion.

[MTGorilla]

Yeah, I laughed so hard the first time I saw a wrestler twisting a set of steel chain leggins around in her target's lower body.

[Bricks]

Size difference has a significant effect on wrestling, regardless of skill.  Unskilled bronze colossus v. unskilled kobold took one turn to pull the head off, whereas a full-skilled human takes a few turns to pull the head off an unskilled elf.

Also, pinching a kobold's arm did cause it to come off.  It's hard to catch those little guys...

[Rakonas]

The whole pinching off things bigger than a nose doesn't seem to be working for my legendary superdwarvenly strong adventurer  . Is there a secret to it? Are my targets being the same size as myself causing this?

[MetalSlimeHunt]

I think the target must be weaker than you. Go find some human children.