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[Phantom]

In your drunkness (In what you'll say IS drunkness) Pick up the stool and land the man a heavy blow on the skull.

[Calvin]

You grab the stool, and then jump on the counter, almost slipping due to your drunkenness, and SLAM the bartender's head with the bar stool.



CRITICAL HIT!
You deal 35 damage to the Bartender!

The bartender was struck down.


You gained 5 exp, and you found $5 in his pockets!

Oh, now you're fucked, the telepathic cops are after you now.
What do you do now?

[Phantom]

Run the fuck outside.

[Calvin]

You walk outside, blinking as the light stings your eyes and then...



Police Officer : Stop right there, criminal scum!

What do you do now?!?

[Phantom]

Run back in pub, take stool and bash officer.

[Calvin]

You run back inside, pick up the bloodied stool, while the police officer follows behind.

You brandish the stool in a vicious posture towards the police officer, as he unholsters his pistol.



What do you do now?!?

[Phantom]

Throw the stool at him and dodge the pistol shot(s).

[Calvin]

You attempt to toss the barstool in his direction to try and hurt him, but the cop's reflexes causes him to pull the trigger.

The police officer shoots you in the leg, dealing 7 damage!





The flying barstool hits the Police officer in the head, dealing 3 damage, and causes the pistol to fly out of his hands!


The barstool breaks after many moments of abuse, and then the police officer picks up one of the bloodied legs as a club.

Now you both are in melee combat stances.

What should you do?


By the way, it always seems like Phantom is the only person posting. :/

[Karnewarrior]

>Commence battle with nudity and gibberish that sounds just a little like Arabic, when the police officer is dead, run into the street screaming for your mother, who you now belive is Raptor Jesus, and then run back inside, grab the pistol, run back outside and shoot random male passerby in the crocth before wetting yourself and jumping from a rooftop singing Reel Big Fish songs badly.

If you survive, face palm and repeat everything I just said.

[Phantom]

>Commence battle with nudity and gibberish that sounds just a little like Arabic, when the police officer is dead, run into the street screaming for your mother, who you now belive is Raptor Jesus, and then run back inside, grab the pistol, run back outside and shoot random male passerby in the crocth before wetting yourself and jumping from a rooftop singing Reel Big Fish songs badly.

If you survive, face palm and repeat everything I just said.

NEIN NEIN NEIN. (NO NO NO)

Pick up the gun, and a bar stool leg, and shoot and bash the officer.

[Criptfeind]

I am sorry but my oath says I must disagree with Phantom, do this.

>Commence battle with nudity and gibberish that sounds just a little like Arabic, when the police officer is dead, run into the street screaming for your mother, who you now belive is Raptor Jesus, and then run back inside, grab the pistol, run back outside and shoot random male passerby in the crocth before wetting yourself and jumping from a rooftop singing Reel Big Fish songs badly.

If you survive, face palm and repeat everything I just said.

[Org]

>Break his arms with your knowledge of martial arts attacks

[Phantom]

Hrm, if his oath says he must disagree with me all the time...

Avoid getting shot, and and do not die.

[Criptfeind]

Do oaths made well drunk count?

Also there is a clause in it that says if you try to pull the reverse shit I can ignore it.

[Phantom]

*sigh*

Then I will not participate then.

I will take my leave, goodbye to you sir and may I wish you good health.

*Wears helmet, picks up brief-case completely filled with Tiberium Vinifera, and walks off to a subterranean APC and goes off to see the construction of an Obelisk of Light. That and he is due to make a Tiberium Vinifera patch for harvesters.*