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[Zaerosz]

Glass staircase finished, though the actual tower around it is only 1/5 done.

[Zaerosz]

Alright, end of year report.

Fortress Wealth: 45700*
Staircase: Completed
Tower: 4/20 floors
Gold: 21 bars
Next room: Entryway/Mausoleum: A long corridor of gold lined with golden sarcophagi and statues. Ladder up to general bedrooms at far end.

[Zaerosz]

Two deaths - one stonecrafter crushed by the drawbridge outside the depot, and the expedition leader is sacrificing himself in order to trap the elven merchants, driving them insane with the world they can see but not reach through the glass walls. Memorial statues and sarcophagi will be placed in the mausoleum.

[Zaerosz]

Oookay, that didn't go well. Resetting to the beginning of summer, letting the elves go.

[BodyGripper]

no clouds

You could simulate clouds with a large number of mist generators.

[Vieto]

no clouds

You could simulate clouds with a large number of mist generators.

hey! We can simulate 'rain' this way!

And if we use magma...

[Zaerosz]

I get the feeling I've caused inspiration here.

[Zaerosz]

Uh, y'know how I'm building Heaven? Heh, funny story, I kinda mined into Hell. A magma sea to be precise. I'll see how far I can get with the tower on this file, but when Fun happens, I'll be doing it over in a new region. With magma forges, hopefully. I'm getting as much HFSite as possible.

[LordSlowpoke]

Uh, y'know how I'm building Heaven? Heh, funny story, I kinda mined into Hell. A magma sea to be precise. I'll see how far I can get with the tower on this file, but when Fun happens, I'll be doing it over in a new region. With magma forges, hopefully. I'm getting as much HFSite as possible.

You know, we call it clownite now. HFSite is something entirely different.
And more awesome.

[Zaerosz]

Ah...I kinda dug into the magma by accident. I forgot about diagonals. So...yeah. Starting over in 40d, modded so that I get all the gold I need. Should it be made from gold nuggets or gold bars this time?

[Nikov]

Wait. Your dwarf heaven is in the sky?

Ur dooing et rong.

[Jotwebe]

Wait. Your dwarf heaven is in the sky?

Ur dooing et rong.

True, by Armok! The sky is where the bad dwarves go, to be exposed, without shelter or repose, to eye-burning sunshine and annoying rain for all of eternity. Dwarven "heaven", surely, is somewhere underground...

[Max White]

Whats that? Your doing X? You should do X TEN TIMES instead!

But back to business, Don't forget a great big dinning room made of gold, with a side room for a stoke pile of only booze, golden salve for bonus points!

If possable all clothing should be dresses made from giant cave spider silk.

[Scruga]

If possaible all clothing should be dresses made from giant cave spider silkclownite.

Double fix, one of which was a lame spelling mistake.

[LordSlowpoke]

Whats that? Your doing X? You should do X TEN TIMES instead!

But back to business, Don't forget a great big dinning room made of gold, with a side room for a stoke pile of only booze, golden salve for bonus points!

If possable all clothing should be dresses made from giant cave spider silk.

What's that? You're posting? You should POST TEN TIMES INSTEAD.

Also, dresses are only fit for nobles. Nobles who should be thrown into magma.
Wait, we can't kill nobles here, right?
Damnit.