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Author Topic: EORTD: Zeta, The epoch of gods. Round 8:Super mariobrother's supershow reference  (Read 11289 times)

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Time of writing: 10:03

Pray to the gods to heal my leg.
[5] You hear a thought move through your mind.... I am the goddess of magic. I have heard your plea, I will heal you if you go to my temple and pray there. A calming wave washes over your leg, It has been healed. holy quest

Figure out what's wrong with me.
[6] [7]  It seems you are no longer human... in fact you are Half dragon!

Try and investigate how I'm scrambled.
[4] your hands are where your feet are supposed to be, your genitals are where your nose is supposed to be, there's a leg coming out of your head...It's not pretty.

Call lightning from the gods unto my sword and enchant the hell out of it.
You yell at the gods to enchant your sword. lightning strikes you out of spite. you are now  Slightly crispy

Attempt to conjure a bolt of pure energy and hurl it into the distance.
[4] As you concentrate, A small orb of pure energy forms in your hand. Out of surprise, you hurl it at a tree. [3] the tree catches on fire for a short time, but takes no damage. 1/2 Unskilled En-urgy.


IM A SPIRIT OF FIRE!!!!! WOOOHOOO
how long will it take me to fall down? IF longer than 1 turn then do action 1 followed by Action 2
action 1With oxygen manipulation remove the air around me for a few secs just to put out the fire
action 2Let air current push me up letting me land not crash in the earth
If not then action 2 followed by Action 1
you have no knowledge of oxygen manipulation! [4] you try anyway. A voice speaks to you, you seek to control wind, child. I shall guide you at a price. A ranadom gust of wind blows you just right, You have landed safely! Debt to wind god. Oxygen manipulation!
Damage roll: [5]  the fire goes out.

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« Last Edit: April 06, 2010, 12:55:45 am by yousodumb »
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Laugh at Flint, and follow him, whilst attempting to unlock the powers of magic deep within my soul/mind.
« Last Edit: April 06, 2010, 02:04:49 am by Acanthus117 »
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Go North, seeking the shrine of the Goddess of Magic
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Ask the gods if I could at least have some kind of enchanted armor.
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*raises Middle finger to acanthus* FUCK YEAH

Now then Check surroundings and if i see some temple go to it and pray to it if its a god(des) of air

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[6] [7]
Hmm... it appears everyone gets +1 to their roll next turn. Wow, something really good happened quick.
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Good lord!  In any case,

Pray to whatever gods might heal me to be unscrambled. I don't have a lot of other options.
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Roar in draconic triumph, fly North.
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I'll have the post up in a bit.
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Now who's gonna die....
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Can anyone elaborate on how the different oversho(o)ts are supposed to work?
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Can anyone elaborate on how the different oversho(o)ts are supposed to work?
*stops working on new turn* sure!

When I roll a [6], I roll a new die, this time a 8 sided one. Simply put, anytime I roll an over shoot, I just increase the number of sides on the dice. More interesting things happen as more and more extremes enter the scene.
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Laugh at Flint, and follow him, whilst attempting to unlock the powers of magic deep within my soul/mind.
[5+1=6] [7]you laugh at the crispy man next to you.You sit down and meditate. You realize the full potential to your skill in En-urgy, And the power you now wield. A strange voice is heard in your head.... Oh hello! your doomed. you know that right? I'm gonna tell you a secret:
The gods lied to you.
At least you know you can't trust me,
All those others are sooo forward and backwards... you don't know what to think of this. -Accomplished En-urgy 3/8 exp

Go North, seeking the shrine of the Goddess of Magic
[1+1=2] you are about to go north, when a small blob of ooze appears! [6] [3] The blob does nothing.

Ask the gods if I could at least have some kind of enchanted armor.
[4+1=5] A plate armor appears in front of you. there is a note attached to it. It reads "Stop talking to us"

*raises Middle finger to acanthus* FUCK YEAH

Now then Check surroundings and if i see some temple go to it and pray to it if its a god(des) of air
[1+1=2] you don't notice anything new.

Good lord!  In any case,

Pray to whatever gods might heal me to be unscrambled. I don't have a lot of other options.
[6] [2+1=3] Nothing happens. maybe your not yelling loud enough.

Roar in draconic triumph, fly North.
[4] You roar quite loudly and ascend to the heavens. you are now flying.
Spot roll: [2+1-1=2] you can't really make anything out. you need to land to get a better view.

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Spoiler: Flint (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Fre (click to show/hide)

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Spoiler: Small blob (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Grassy hill (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: north (click to show/hide)
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Re: Epic overshoot RTD: Zeta, The epoch of gods. (Round 2: Gods 'n stuff!)
« Reply #43 on: April 06, 2010, 06:56:46 pm »

Hrm...they all live.
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Re: Epic overshoot RTD: Zeta, The epoch of gods. (Round 2: Gods 'n stuff!)
« Reply #44 on: April 06, 2010, 06:59:05 pm »

Don't worry! more deaths will happen!
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