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[woose1]

I need good background music for this fight of epic proportions.

GO GO GO GO GO!

(Screenshots forthwithcoming)
EDIT: How do you give creatures names again? : D

[Patarak]

The joke's on you, there are only 99 sides!

[woose1]

Who said that the two sexes would be on the same side? It's a free-for-all. : o

[penguinofhonor]

Or you could pit every male creature on a team against every female creature on a team. The neuter creatures could just be free-for-all.

[woose1]

I already set it up. D:

[IronyOwl]

*cough*

I suppose depending on what you mean by "epic" there's other choices.

[woose1]

...

I was observing the battle and noticed a bloody statue lying next to a dead dwarf.

It was a masterwork iron cat statue.

apparently the cat was solidified by someone or something.

I cannot explain in words how awesome this is, but this picture might help:

[JoRo]

Iron men drop statues when they die.  Currently the statues are random.

[woose1]

Oh, well that ruins it somewhat. 

[Candlejack]

How did an iron man die? I thought they were immune to death by conventional means.

[Dakk]

Quite not, even bronze colossi are not immune to death. They die after they lose a critical part of their body, such as upper/lower body and head.

[woose1]

I don't know, but this is the first time I've ever seen a !!Whale Upper Body!!. 

Also I spawned the cats next to the dwarves, and I still see the iron man fighting the she-viking I sent in to stir things up. So far, it seems that smaller flying animals or large animals with lots of fat seem to be doing the best, like Walruses or Vultures.

[woose1]

The huge country is rising
Is rising for the deathly battle
Against the dark fascist force
Against their cursed hordes



Let our noble wrath
Seethe like waves
The national war is going
The Sacred War



Will resist the oppressors
Of right notions
Rapists, bandits
People's tormentors


EDIT: Not pictured: The walrus that is ON FIRE FIGHTING A FUCKING DRAGON.

[woose1]

Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner:

The lone grimeling who fought the remaining dragon and lived, was on fire multiple times, is all red on every part of their body, missing most of their facial features and their entire right arm, is the lone survivor of the battle royale.

EDIT: As a reward, I dumped magma on the victor in a 3x5 square, observing nearby as the said she-viking. Unfortunately, it survived, and started crawling torwards me dragging itself along on its one remaining arm, while on fire and screaming death threats at me. And let me tell you, there is nothing more terrifying than a screaming, flaming and melting goblin-like creature climbing out of lava to come and strangle you.

It drowned 10 minutes later due to a fatal case of "flaming external lungs" syndrome. Drowned.

[Enzo]

Grimeling. Unexpected.

I will have to recreate this.