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puke

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Nation of Hugs likes their Fiends
« on: April 04, 2010, 04:46:27 pm »

Tortise Fiends, specifically.  But first, a little background.

Kadest, the towering fleshless Lizard Brute had an affection for Rumors, Murder, and Fame.  This was, along with threats of violence, enough to enable him to create and assume the positoin of Master within the Golden Torment.  He later strongarmed those same Goblins into creating the positoin of Genaral through force of arguement.

The Gobbos certainly needed a general, because in the year 8 the neighboring Humans attacked, led by a Tortise Fiend named BoiledHags (with deadly dust).  A marksgoblin managed to kill BoiledHags, and all was well until the next year.

In the portentious year of 9, the Humans of the Nation of Hugs came back with ANOTHER Tortise Fiend leading their armies, and this time chased Kadest into the Silken Hills where he still sulks today.

Why were the Nation of Hugs lead by Tortise Fiends twice in a row?  Well, it turns out that they worship a skeleton god named "Asa the Untamed Tentacle".  Both Tortise Fiends (Boilhags and Erong) were able to sucessfully impersonate the god because they all shared the common associations of Deformity and Disease.

Unlike other Fiends, Erong does not like going to the underworld to tame beasies.  Instead he lives in a humble hut and makes periodic trips all around the wilderness to tame things like Camels and Grizley Bears.  He still rules the Nation of Hugs today.
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Im_Sparks

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Re: Nation of Hugs likes their Fiends
« Reply #1 on: April 04, 2010, 04:50:59 pm »

Hey, SPOILERS.

(I love doing that.)
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Well treat me like the disease like the rats and the fleas, A-ha-ha! A-ha-ha!
Well treat me like the sea oh so salty and mean, A-ha-ha! A-ha-ha!
Let's shake hands if you want but soon both hands are gone, A-ha-ha!
Cut me down like a tree like the lumber or weeds, well discard who you please like the leaves off a tree. Drag me out of the sea and then teach me to breath. Give me forced health till I wish death on myself. Ah! Ha! Ha!
March on! March on! March on! March on! MARCH ON!

puke

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Re: Nation of Hugs likes their Fiends
« Reply #2 on: April 04, 2010, 05:14:31 pm »

wow, i never thought that people that wouldnt want to read about fiends would read a post with such in the title.  you have a fascinating outlook on the world, sir.
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Zwebie

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Re: Nation of Hugs likes their Fiends
« Reply #3 on: April 04, 2010, 05:54:53 pm »

Some people don't want to know that they even EXIST yet. They want everything to be fresh. You should respect that.
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SYMMETRY!
 YOU! GROUND! I don't dig you 'till I figure out the absolute perfect thing to add to you. NEVER 'TILL THEN!
 You leader, you will be named after a god. YOUR POSITION IS RA, SUN GOD.
 I need a pit! I'm not even going to drop anything down it, I just want a pit! And no weaksauce 5x5 pits either, half the goddam mountain is gonna be an underground pit when I'm done.

KillerClowns

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Re: Nation of Hugs likes their Fiends
« Reply #4 on: April 04, 2010, 07:36:51 pm »

A brief walk through human or (especially) goblin territory, or a skim of the legends screen will easily confirm the existence of demons.

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Re: Nation of Hugs likes their Fiends
« Reply #5 on: April 04, 2010, 09:17:24 pm »

Hey, SPOILERS.

(I love doing that.)
Except that this is all above-ground stuff.
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