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ProZocK

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Best --Spoiler-- Ever
« on: April 04, 2010, 02:40:53 pm »


I know its not REALLY that kind of ass, but in my head, it totally is. It squirms and fidgets. BEWARE ITS DEADLY SPITTLE!!!
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Quote from: Tally on April 08, 2010, 07:48:07 pm
I always imagine dwarves to train as if fighting pretend monsters. "It's a carp, use your sword!" "Shwish! Shwoosh! It's dead!" "Oh no, it's a giant cave spider! Noo, it's got me! Kill it with your axe!" "Swoosh, I cut off its head!"
UNDEAD ELEPHANTS.HERDS OF THEM.EVEN IN DEATH I STILL GRAZE.

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Re: Best --Spoiler-- Ever
« Reply #1 on: April 04, 2010, 02:53:20 pm »
is that thing still alive?
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ProZocK

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Re: Best --Spoiler-- Ever
« Reply #2 on: April 04, 2010, 02:57:06 pm »
Alive and strangely peaceful. Not a single kill on its name.
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Quote from: Tally on April 08, 2010, 07:48:07 pm
I always imagine dwarves to train as if fighting pretend monsters. "It's a carp, use your sword!" "Shwish! Shwoosh! It's dead!" "Oh no, it's a giant cave spider! Noo, it's got me! Kill it with your axe!" "Swoosh, I cut off its head!"
UNDEAD ELEPHANTS.HERDS OF THEM.EVEN IN DEATH I STILL GRAZE.

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Re: Best --Spoiler-- Ever
« Reply #3 on: April 04, 2010, 03:32:23 pm »
It actually is that kind of ass.
[CREATURE:DONKEY]
   [DESCRIPTION:A medium-sized, hooved herbivore.  Some are domesticated as beasts of burden.]
   [NAME:donkey:donkeys:donkey]
   [CASTE_NAME:donkey:donkeys:donkey]
Do you see ass anywhere there? Assmonsters are the new tentacle demon.
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« Reply #4 on: April 04, 2010, 03:37:21 pm »
Quote from: Rakonas on April 04, 2010, 03:32:23 pm
It actually is that kind of ass.
[CREATURE:DONKEY]
   [DESCRIPTION:A medium-sized, hooved herbivore.  Some are domesticated as beasts of burden.]
   [NAME:donkey:donkeys:donkey]
   [CASTE_NAME:donkey:donkeys:donkey]
Do you see ass anywhere there? Assmonsters are the new tentacle demon.

I dont know if I should be happy or scared now...Thank you very much sr!
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Quote from: Tally on April 08, 2010, 07:48:07 pm
I always imagine dwarves to train as if fighting pretend monsters. "It's a carp, use your sword!" "Shwish! Shwoosh! It's dead!" "Oh no, it's a giant cave spider! Noo, it's got me! Kill it with your axe!" "Swoosh, I cut off its head!"
UNDEAD ELEPHANTS.HERDS OF THEM.EVEN IN DEATH I STILL GRAZE.

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Re: Best --Spoiler-- Ever
« Reply #5 on: April 04, 2010, 06:19:36 pm »
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an enormous feathered ass

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OH GOD!  :-X

(Megabeast fart jokes? Yes, I sunk that low!)
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Re: Best --Spoiler-- Ever
« Reply #6 on: April 04, 2010, 06:32:42 pm »
Quote from: ProZocK on April 04, 2010, 02:40:53 pm
BEWARE ITS DEADLY SPITTLE!!!

Oh dear god.  This is what I get for just registering on the forum.  :-X

Rule 34 has found its way to Dwarf Fortress.
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« Reply #7 on: April 04, 2010, 06:39:56 pm »
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Reminds me of the AssCloud, you know, that one that shoots lightning.
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Re: Best --Spoiler-- Ever
« Reply #8 on: April 04, 2010, 06:50:11 pm »
ah, but who is Masli Fienddied? What kind of lies must they tell to convince that a giant walking buttock is their god?
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Re: Best --Spoiler-- Ever
« Reply #9 on: April 04, 2010, 06:54:46 pm »
I... I need brain bleach now.
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« Reply #10 on: April 04, 2010, 09:45:10 pm »
One of my worlds had two similar monsters, but each was called an Ass Brute rather than a Fiend. One of them was killed by a Bronze Colossus; presumably for being a Smartass Brute.
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« Reply #11 on: April 04, 2010, 09:52:07 pm »
Quote from: Euld on April 04, 2010, 06:54:46 pm
I... I need brain bleach now.
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Re: Best --Spoiler-- Ever
« Reply #12 on: April 05, 2010, 07:31:32 am »
This made me LOL! Thanks for posting!   ;D
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« Reply #13 on: April 05, 2010, 12:05:46 pm »
Quote from: Karnewarrior on April 04, 2010, 06:50:11 pm
ah, but who is Masli Fienddied? What kind of lies must they tell to convince that a giant walking buttock is their god?



Not a whole lot of lies apparently. A rotting human being associated with suicide. I know i would rather kill myself than put my eyes on that abomination.
And im glad im was responsible for at least someone loling! makes me all fuzzy inside.
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Quote from: Tally on April 08, 2010, 07:48:07 pm
I always imagine dwarves to train as if fighting pretend monsters. "It's a carp, use your sword!" "Shwish! Shwoosh! It's dead!" "Oh no, it's a giant cave spider! Noo, it's got me! Kill it with your axe!" "Swoosh, I cut off its head!"
UNDEAD ELEPHANTS.HERDS OF THEM.EVEN IN DEATH I STILL GRAZE.

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Re: Best --Spoiler-- Ever
« Reply #14 on: April 05, 2010, 12:21:00 pm »
Quote from: ProZocK on April 05, 2010, 12:05:46 pm
Quote from: Karnewarrior on April 04, 2010, 06:50:11 pm
ah, but who is Masli Fienddied? What kind of lies must they tell to convince that a giant walking buttock is their god?
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Not a whole lot of lies apparently. A rotting human being associated with suicide. I know i would rather kill myself than put my eyes on that abomination.
And im glad im was responsible for at least someone loling! makes me all fuzzy inside.

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I'm sure that thousands committed suicide after witnessing the assfiend.
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