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Author Topic: Forgotten Beast - Giant Phallus Monster  (Read 12238 times)

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Re: Forgotten Beast - Giant Phallus Monster
« Reply #30 on: April 05, 2010, 06:48:19 am »
Quote from: Ieb on April 05, 2010, 06:26:28 am
I prefer my idea of it.

Also.

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Re: Forgotten Beast - Giant Phallus Monster
« Reply #31 on: April 08, 2010, 10:48:10 pm »
I'll just leave this here.
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Re: Forgotten Beast - Giant Phallus Monster
« Reply #32 on: April 08, 2010, 11:03:30 pm »
Quote from: KaelGotDwarves on April 04, 2010, 04:03:45 am
This is what happens when your Forgotten Beast and the internet collide. No seriously, it's an engraving of that monster, if Toady asks me to bring it down I will.


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Its hair isn't chartreuse:(.
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« Reply #33 on: April 09, 2010, 12:45:08 am »
I love this topic so much.
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Re: Forgotten Beast - Giant Phallus Monster
« Reply #34 on: April 27, 2010, 08:13:04 am »
Dwarven mothers make sure to tell their children not to take the shortcut home through The Forests of Love, lest they be raped by a slavering ass demon.



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Re: Forgotten Beast - Giant Phallus Monster
« Reply #35 on: April 27, 2010, 12:51:27 pm »
Wow, just wow this whole topic is amazing. So many ass monsters...
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Re: Forgotten Beast - Giant Phallus Monster
« Reply #36 on: April 27, 2010, 12:56:22 pm »
Except I am VERY certain that

Ass means Donkey
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« Reply #37 on: April 27, 2010, 01:07:53 pm »
Quote from: Neonivek on April 27, 2010, 12:56:22 pm
Except I am VERY certain that Ass means Donkey
Except that "Ass Monster" wake in every of us our inner 12-year old.  ;D
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Re: Forgotten Beast - Giant Phallus Monster
« Reply #38 on: April 27, 2010, 01:10:53 pm »
Quote from: Neonivek on April 27, 2010, 12:56:22 pm
Except I am VERY certain that

Ass means Donkey

Then how come it uses a '3' as its character icon?
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Re: Forgotten Beast - Giant Phallus Monster
« Reply #39 on: April 27, 2010, 02:13:57 pm »
Quote from: Lap on April 27, 2010, 01:10:53 pm
Quote from: Neonivek on April 27, 2010, 12:56:22 pm
Except I am VERY certain that

Ass means Donkey

Then how come it uses a '3' as its character icon?
Wait, what?
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Re: Forgotten Beast - Giant Phallus Monster
« Reply #40 on: April 27, 2010, 02:24:45 pm »
It doesn't.  It uses an ampersand, just like every other demon, devil and beast. 

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Unless, of course, something has gone horribly, horribly wrong and your game is about to crash.
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« Reply #41 on: April 27, 2010, 03:28:47 pm »
I was kidding    :D
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Re: Forgotten Beast - Giant Phallus Monster
« Reply #42 on: April 27, 2010, 04:56:24 pm »
Wait. No-one else notice that the original one eyed gopher is also associated with suicide? That is one hell of a powerful secretion.
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« Reply #43 on: May 02, 2010, 03:01:56 pm »
No, it's just associated with suicide because dwarves take teen pregnancy that seriously.
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Re: Forgotten Beast - Giant Phallus Monster
« Reply #44 on: May 02, 2010, 08:56:06 pm »
Strange, maybe dwarfs are so hairy because of phallus monster abuse?  And I thought hoary marmots were funny until I found out they were real!  When I (mentally) grow up I hope I don't encounter a silver haired ass monster?  Or are those already implemented as... cougars?
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